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Existence of the Christian Right disproves Intelligent Design
In what may turn out to be the final battle between Natural Science and "Creation Science," the concept of Intelligent Design has been disproved by the very existence of the so-called Christian Right.
Plastic Ono Band Disbands
Yoko Ono, the no talent twit whose affair with John Lennon was not understandable, announced today the disbanding of The Plastic Ono Band due to plastic's "carbon footprint." There is a God!
Poll results released: Many Americans have seen UFO's
A poll, conducted by TheSpoof.com, revealed that 32% of Americans believe in UFO's. The rest don't!
Taylor Swift Sues Mother Over Nude Photos
Country music superstar, Taylor Swift is suing her mother for selling a nude photograph of the singer to the Ladies Home Journal. "Hello, Mom, I'm not Marilyn Monroe," Swift complained. Too skinny.
Fr. Francis Dubois Unfrocked
Jesuit priest, Fr. Francis Dubois, was defrocked by his Bishop for calling a 14-year-old Kentucky girl an "Old Maid." The priest plans to appeal his defrockecture to Pope Benedict.
Pink Floyd becomes Black Jack
The legendary rock band, Pink Floyd, disbanded today in order to become a grunge band known as Black Jack. The band members renounced their British citizenship and left the UK for Mormon Seattle.
SyFy Channel explains wrestling show
The SyFy Channel attempted to explain its continued airing of Championship Wrestling on its line up, stating, "Nothing is more scientifically ficticious than wrestling," said representatives. True!
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