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Heather Mills takes up Darts
Heather Mills has taken up darts and was beaten by one leg.
Van Gogh to Van go
A prisoner cut of his ear and the ambulance taking him to hospital was ambushed by two men in a van in a daring escape. Michael O'Donell jumped in the back of the van holding his ear shouting Van go.
Thai Prime Minister speaks out against Red Shirt Protesters
The Thai Prime Minister has spoken out against all red shirt protesters because none of them have been wearing a tie.
Black Day for Snooker as Higgins caught red handed
In a Black Day for Snooker John Higgins was caught red handed saying he could fix a match. He claims he was framed.
God to be replaced after UK General Election
Due to a typing error a local Newspaper printed God to be replaced after the General Election. It should have been Gord.
Time Bomb Planted in Times Square
Investigators are searching for a man seen acting strangely a short time before a Time Bomb was discovered in Times Square.
Luckily the bomb was discovered just in time.
Simon Cowell to miss Britain's got talent auditions
Simon Cowell is to miss the Britain's Got Talent first round auditions next year, as many people reckon he would not get past the first round.
Nudists from all over country go to Flat Holm Island
Nudists from all over the Country went to Flat Holm Island, in the Bristol Channel, yesterday but Katie Price, and Dolly Parton, were told they would not be allowed in Flat Holm.
Owen left on his Own
Take That, star Mark Owen, went shopping for two hours yesterday on his own.
The Black Eyed Peas
The Black Eyed Peas claim they are more popular than Mr Bean.
Mr Bean was asked about this as he left a public toilet in London saying "I have just been for a pee.
Former Death Row Scot Richey is now Richy
Former Death row Scot Kenny Richey has inherited a share in an oil field and is now very richy.
Jack Tweed says Goody
Jack Tweed said Goody when he was cleared of rape at
East London's Snaresbrook Crown Court.
Nicklas Bendtner claims he is one of the best strikers
Footballer Nicklas Bendtner, claims he is one of the Worlds best strikers but former Miner, Ian Smith claims that during 1984-5 the miners strike he was one of the best strikers in the World.
Jesse James said he would like to shoot his wife in next Movie
Jesse James said today that he would like to shoot his wife Sandra Bullock in her next Movie. "I have always wanted to get behind the camera" he said.
Dr Who are you?
Dr Who is to appear in the television programme Who Do You Think You Are.
Superboy gets diarrhoea
Superboy was today suffering from diarrhoea and his home town has been changed from Smallville to Smellville.
Judge Judy Claims Brown is Bonkers
Judge Judy watched the so called leaders debate and said why are you even holding an election this guy Brown is Bonkers kick him out now.
Humans will all be exterminated
It used to be the Daleks, that said that humans will all be exterminated, but now Stephen Hawking, is warning us that if we contact Aliens we could all be exterminated.
Dawn French needed a Jumbo Jet
Dawn French arrived back from a holiday in the Caribean
yesterday looking bigger than fatter than ever as she stepped of a Jumbo Jet.
Bullfighter is gored
After a bullfighter was gored in a bullfight in Mexico
the Bull has been named AL GORE.
Brown voted weakest link
After two leaders debate broadcasts Gordon Brown, has finished last both times making him the weakest link
unfortunately we have to wait until May the sixth to say
You are the weakest link Goodbye.
Leaders Debate to be Renamed
After two round of the boring Leaders Debate, it is to be
renamed Britain Lacks Talent.
Jihad Jane had bomb on her wrist
Jihad Jane had a bomb on her wrist
she wanted to be a Terror Wrist.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 March 2010
Gordon Brown takes Viagra
Gordon Brown took to much Viagra
and called for a General Erection.
written by SPECTRUM, 26 March 2010