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Heather Mills takes up Darts

Heather Mills has taken up darts and was beaten by one leg.

written by SPECTRUM, 03 May 2010
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Van Gogh to Van go

A prisoner cut of his ear and the ambulance taking him to hospital was ambushed by two men in a van in a daring escape. Michael O'Donell jumped in the back of the van holding his ear shouting Van go.

written by SPECTRUM, 03 May 2010
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Thai Prime Minister speaks out against Red Shirt Protesters

The Thai Prime Minister has spoken out against all red shirt protesters because none of them have been wearing a tie.

written by SPECTRUM, 03 May 2010
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Black Day for Snooker as Higgins caught red handed

In a Black Day for Snooker John Higgins was caught red handed saying he could fix a match. He claims he was framed.

written by SPECTRUM, 03 May 2010
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God to be replaced after UK General Election

Due to a typing error a local Newspaper printed God to be replaced after the General Election. It should have been Gord.

written by SPECTRUM, 03 May 2010
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Time Bomb Planted in Times Square

Investigators are searching for a man seen acting strangely a short time before a Time Bomb was discovered in Times Square.
Luckily the bomb was discovered just in time.

written by SPECTRUM, 03 May 2010
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Simon Cowell to miss Britain's got talent auditions

Simon Cowell is to miss the Britain's Got Talent first round auditions next year, as many people reckon he would not get past the first round.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 April 2010
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Nudists from all over country go to Flat Holm Island

Nudists from all over the Country went to Flat Holm Island, in the Bristol Channel, yesterday but Katie Price, and Dolly Parton, were told they would not be allowed in Flat Holm.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 April 2010
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Owen left on his Own

Take That, star Mark Owen, went shopping for two hours yesterday on his own.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 April 2010
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The Black Eyed Peas

The Black Eyed Peas claim they are more popular than Mr Bean.
Mr Bean was asked about this as he left a public toilet in London saying "I have just been for a pee.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 April 2010
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Former Death Row Scot Richey is now Richy

Former Death row Scot Kenny Richey has inherited a share in an oil field and is now very richy.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 April 2010
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Jack Tweed says Goody

Jack Tweed said Goody when he was cleared of rape at
East London's Snaresbrook Crown Court.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 April 2010
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Nicklas Bendtner claims he is one of the best strikers

Footballer Nicklas Bendtner, claims he is one of the Worlds best strikers but former Miner, Ian Smith claims that during 1984-5 the miners strike he was one of the best strikers in the World.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 April 2010
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Jesse James said he would like to shoot his wife in next Movie

Jesse James said today that he would like to shoot his wife Sandra Bullock in her next Movie. "I have always wanted to get behind the camera" he said.

written by SPECTRUM, 27 April 2010
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Dr Who are you?

Dr Who is to appear in the television programme Who Do You Think You Are.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Superboy gets diarrhoea

Superboy was today suffering from diarrhoea and his home town has been changed from Smallville to Smellville.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Judge Judy Claims Brown is Bonkers

Judge Judy watched the so called leaders debate and said why are you even holding an election this guy Brown is Bonkers kick him out now.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Humans will all be exterminated

It used to be the Daleks, that said that humans will all be exterminated, but now Stephen Hawking, is warning us that if we contact Aliens we could all be exterminated.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Dawn French needed a Jumbo Jet

Dawn French arrived back from a holiday in the Caribean
yesterday looking bigger than fatter than ever as she stepped of a Jumbo Jet.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Bullfighter is gored

After a bullfighter was gored in a bullfight in Mexico
the Bull has been named AL GORE.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Brown voted weakest link

After two leaders debate broadcasts Gordon Brown, has finished last both times making him the weakest link
unfortunately we have to wait until May the sixth to say
You are the weakest link Goodbye.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Leaders Debate to be Renamed

After two round of the boring Leaders Debate, it is to be
renamed Britain Lacks Talent.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 April 2010
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Jihad Jane had bomb on her wrist

Jihad Jane had a bomb on her wrist
she wanted to be a Terror Wrist.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 March 2010
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Gordon Brown takes Viagra

Gordon Brown took to much Viagra
and called for a General Erection.

written by SPECTRUM, 26 March 2010
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