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Boobs Go Bust
French government warning to women with silicone breast implants to call in at nearest hospital to have implants removed because dangerous reveals six million French women have fake breasts.
Westminster Abbey Crowds Disappointed
Londoners heard old fruitcake dressed as woman to perform in cathedral. Expected Sir Cliff Richard. Pope arrived.
Sarkozy Solution for French Recession
President Sarkozy has invited fugitive Polanski to France to re-arrest him to get him to hand over three million Euros in bail money which will go to cover State's health scheme deficit.
Google Chief's Future
Google chief Eric Schmidt quits Apple for Orange.
Contador on bull's blood
Alberto Contador, Tour de France 'Yellow Jersey', told he would have to kill bull himself if to continue drinking daily dose of bull's blood.
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