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Pakistan tests Long-Dong missile
A day after India launched a N-sub, Pakistan test-fired its new 'LambaTulla'missile, a variant of the N.Korean Long-Dong missile. Intelligence reports say the missile flew 2.7 km before crashing.
Pakistan reveals why Taliban fighters are so ballsy
Al Nakhli, Karachi July 20. According to Pakistani military intelligence, Taliban's mullah-trainers castrate young recruits to "increase their ferocity and commitment to jihad".
India eager to sign CTBT!
India's keen to sign the Comprehensive Test Ban Treaty. "By banning school tests we can ensure universal primary education!" India's Education Minister told visiting US Secy of State Hillary Clinton.
Palin toasted at Kremlin
A Kremlin fly overheard Obama and Putin make the following rather curious toasts over Stolichnaya:
Obama: May Comrade Stalin leave thee in peace.
Putin: May Gov. Palin likewise leave thee in peace.
Oprah's cure for swine flu - go to India!
CNN breaking news: Oprah Winfrey says she'll travel to India - but only if she gets swine flu. "I'll go to get cured; those traditional Indian viruses will kill anything including HINI."
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