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Snow paralyzes Wash., D. C.
But it's not the only thing paralyzing the U.S. capital.
Vacation Hotels of the Future May Be Huge Vertical Airships Floating Way Above Ground
Cancel my reservation.
Scientists Find New Evidence on the Color of Dinosaurs
One dinosaur complains, "I don't get it. If color of skin doesn't matter for humans, then why should it matter for us?"
Astronaut Is Tweeting Photos of Earth from Outer Space
The photos of people in compromising positions he's saving to sell to the National Enquirer.
Taking Fish Oil May Help to Ward Off Schizophrenia
People who take it are so busy figuring out whether they are man or fish, they have no time to focus on more than one human personality.
Word Is that Apple is Working on Another Tablet
Oh good grief, Apple, take your bow and leave the stage for a little while!
Publisher Macmillan and Amazon.com Have Dispute about Book Pricing
Former Prime Minister Harold Macmillan returns from the dead and settles the dispute.
Arizona Police find Hundreds of Pounds of Marijuana in Septic Tank Truck
Truck owner claims he needed it as a deodorizer.
Obama Meets with Republicans and Chides Them for Being too Partisan
Republicans listen politely, then chant in unison, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me."
Spellcheck Programs Go Nuts
iFever in writing is spreading over the globe.
48 Million Americans Tuned in to Watch Obama's Speech on Wednesday
Within five minutes, 47.9 million had tuned out, giving their attention instead to texting or playing video games.
U. S. Senate Lets Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke Keep His Job
One Senator shrugged and said, "We had no choice. With the unemployment rate so high, how could we add one more person to the ranks of the jobless?"
Astronomer Says Aliens May Not Be Friendly
Okay then, let's not ask them to be our friends on Facebook.
What's in a Name?
NASA says its Mars Rover will no longer rove. It will stay in one place.
Reports Say NASA's New Space Suit is Quite Slimming
Several celebrities will be wearing them to the Oscars award ceremony.
Female Bowler Wins on Men's Tour
A male chauvinist complains, "They've taken over bars, the office and outer space. I just knew the bowling tour would be next."
In the U.S., Truckers and Bus Drivers Are No Longer Allowed to Text While Driving
Others can continue to text while driving and cause as many accidents as they want.
To Split or Not to Split...
...That is the question, according to Brangelina.
Pernell Roberts, Adam Cartwright of "Bonanza," Dies
There's a buzz in the afterlife. Hop Sing, Cartwright cook, orders Chinese takeout for reunion dinner.
Jan. 27 Date Eagerly Awaited in the U.S.
You betcha it's because of Apple's long-awaited announcement of its latest creation and NOT because of Obama's State of the Union address.
I see London, I see France . . .
. . . I see Venus Williams' underpants.
In Middle of Air Flight, Passenger Tries to Open Plane Door
Subdued by fellow passengers, he was heard to scream, "Avon Calling."
Pope Says Church Should Use Many Options of New Technology to Spread Gospel
"Be my friend or burn in hell," he announces on Facebook.
White House Is Sure that Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke Will Be Reconfirmed
Just as sure as it was that Democrat Martha Coakley would be elected MA Senator.
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