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Snow paralyzes Wash., D. C.

But it's not the only thing paralyzing the U.S. capital.

written by Gail Farrelly, 07 February 2010
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Vacation Hotels of the Future May Be Huge Vertical Airships Floating Way Above Ground

Cancel my reservation.

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 February 2010
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Scientists Find New Evidence on the Color of Dinosaurs

One dinosaur complains, "I don't get it. If color of skin doesn't matter for humans, then why should it matter for us?"

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 February 2010
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Astronaut Is Tweeting Photos of Earth from Outer Space

The photos of people in compromising positions he's saving to sell to the National Enquirer.

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 February 2010
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Taking Fish Oil May Help to Ward Off Schizophrenia

People who take it are so busy figuring out whether they are man or fish, they have no time to focus on more than one human personality.

written by Gail Farrelly, 02 February 2010
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Word Is that Apple is Working on Another Tablet

Oh good grief, Apple, take your bow and leave the stage for a little while!

written by Gail Farrelly, 02 February 2010
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Publisher Macmillan and Amazon.com Have Dispute about Book Pricing

Former Prime Minister Harold Macmillan returns from the dead and settles the dispute.

written by Gail Farrelly, 01 February 2010
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Arizona Police find Hundreds of Pounds of Marijuana in Septic Tank Truck

Truck owner claims he needed it as a deodorizer.

written by Gail Farrelly, 31 January 2010
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Obama Meets with Republicans and Chides Them for Being too Partisan

Republicans listen politely, then chant in unison, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me."

written by Gail Farrelly, 31 January 2010
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Spellcheck Programs Go Nuts

iFever in writing is spreading over the globe.

written by Gail Farrelly, 29 January 2010
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48 Million Americans Tuned in to Watch Obama's Speech on Wednesday

Within five minutes, 47.9 million had tuned out, giving their attention instead to texting or playing video games.

written by Gail Farrelly, 29 January 2010
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U. S. Senate Lets Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke Keep His Job

One Senator shrugged and said, "We had no choice. With the unemployment rate so high, how could we add one more person to the ranks of the jobless?"

written by Gail Farrelly, 29 January 2010
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Astronomer Says Aliens May Not Be Friendly

Okay then, let's not ask them to be our friends on Facebook.

written by Gail Farrelly, 28 January 2010
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What's in a Name?

NASA says its Mars Rover will no longer rove. It will stay in one place.

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 January 2010
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Reports Say NASA's New Space Suit is Quite Slimming

Several celebrities will be wearing them to the Oscars award ceremony.

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 January 2010
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Female Bowler Wins on Men's Tour

A male chauvinist complains, "They've taken over bars, the office and outer space. I just knew the bowling tour would be next."

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 January 2010
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In the U.S., Truckers and Bus Drivers Are No Longer Allowed to Text While Driving

Others can continue to text while driving and cause as many accidents as they want.

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 January 2010
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To Split or Not to Split...

...That is the question, according to Brangelina.

written by Gail Farrelly, 26 January 2010
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Pernell Roberts, Adam Cartwright of "Bonanza," Dies

There's a buzz in the afterlife. Hop Sing, Cartwright cook, orders Chinese takeout for reunion dinner.

written by Gail Farrelly, 26 January 2010
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Jan. 27 Date Eagerly Awaited in the U.S.

You betcha it's because of Apple's long-awaited announcement of its latest creation and NOT because of Obama's State of the Union address.

written by Gail Farrelly, 26 January 2010
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I see London, I see France . . .

. . . I see Venus Williams' underpants.

written by Gail Farrelly, 25 January 2010
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In Middle of Air Flight, Passenger Tries to Open Plane Door

Subdued by fellow passengers, he was heard to scream, "Avon Calling."

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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Pope Says Church Should Use Many Options of New Technology to Spread Gospel

"Be my friend or burn in hell," he announces on Facebook.

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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White House Is Sure that Federal Reserve Chairman Bernanke Will Be Reconfirmed

Just as sure as it was that Democrat Martha Coakley would be elected MA Senator.

written by Gail Farrelly, 24 January 2010
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