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Criticisms of BP's Handling of Oil Spill Continue to Pour In

"Honestly, they don't know their arse from a hole in the Gulf."

written by Charpa93, 26 May 2010
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Idols Lee DeWyze and Crystal Bowersox Elope

"We have become such close friends," said Crystal, "that we decided to get married so no matter who wins, we both share the money and the fame."

written by Charpa93, 26 May 2010
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The Queen Did Not Announce "Off Wit 'er 'ead as Reported

The Queen merely told the press that Fergie was just a bit "off" that day..."the day which no one really wants to talk about anymore" by royal decree.

written by Charpa93, 25 May 2010
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Oil Slick Becomes 51st State

Barack Obama announced today that the Gulf oil slick has grown to the point that it is becoming difficult to compare to any state in the upper 50, so they've decided to just grant it statehood.

written by Charpa93, 24 May 2010
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New Lindsay Lohan Movie Shooting on Location in Beverly Hills

Some say it's Lindsay Lohan's best performance ever--trying to appear serious as she is being sentenced by Judge on various drug-related and failure-to-appear charges.

written by Charpa93, 24 May 2010
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BP Announces Plan Be as Plan A Considered a Failure

A spokesperson for BP claims Plan A, which was to ignore the leak in hopes that it would stop itself, hasn't worked so they are going to try Plan B, out-and-out lying about the severity of the spill.

written by Charpa93, 24 May 2010
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BP Announces They'll Try Stopping Oil Leak with Top Kill Method

How it works is this: the oil will continue to kill everything on the surface it touches, such as plants and wildlife, and the dead flora and fauna is then stuffed down a tube to clog up the leak.

written by Charpa93, 24 May 2010
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Tareq and Michaele Salahi Show Up Unexpectedly at White House Again

This time disguised as rats in the Rose Garden.

written by Charpa93, 23 May 2010
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Liberals Stage First Ever Book Burning Protest over Revised Textbooks

Progressives across America are calling for book-burning protests in Texas to rid America of what they call "an insidious act to re-white history."

written by Charpa93, 22 May 2010
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Texas School Board Ok's Sweeping Changes to History

One major change replaces the Jewish people with Texans as the chosen ones.

written by Charpa93, 22 May 2010
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Texas School Board Re-Writes History

One section dealing with Biblical history claims that Jesus spoke about a "land known as Texas" as actually being the holy land.

written by Charpa93, 22 May 2010
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BP Executive, Tony Hayward Flies Home to Celebrate his Birthday

As residents of the US Gulf states stay behind to curse the day he was born.

written by Charpa93, 21 May 2010
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Connecticut Attorney General Blumenthal Misspeaks Yet Another Time

Blumenthal has gone on record apologizing for misleading his constituents into believing he served in Viet Nam. "What I meant to say is I became known for my tennis serve at the local country club."

written by Charpa93, 20 May 2010
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Connecticut Attorney General Blumenthal Misspeaks Again

Not only didn't Blumenthal serve in Viet Nam during the war, but now it has come out that he isn't really a man. "I regret telling everyone I am a man of honor when in fact, I'm not a man at all."

written by Charpa93, 20 May 2010
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Oil Spill Reaches California's West Coast

Governor Schwarzenegger threatens to boycott Louisiana.

written by Charpa93, 20 May 2010
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Woman Arrested for Tasering Fast Food Employee

A Florida woman wasn't happy with the service she received at the drive-thru window, so she inside and used her pink taser gun to light a spark under them "damn shiffless burger flippers."

written by Charpa93, 20 May 2010
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Campbell Brown Quits CNN Anchor Post

Ratings are what brought her down. "Sandwiched between O'Reilly on the right side and Olbermann on the left, I felt like a big glop of chopped liver right there in the middle."

written by Charpa93, 19 May 2010
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Environmentalists on Florida's East Coast Say Limbaugh Bigger Threat than Tar Balls

Environmentalists are weighing in on the potential threat tar balls may have on Florida's east coast beaches. They claim the sewage spewing from Limbaugh's home is way more toxic.

written by Charpa93, 19 May 2010
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Amy Winehouse Pays $1M for Deluxe Flat at London Clinic

Amy Winehouse has purchased a block of rooms at the London Clinic at Mayfair and had them refurbished into a lovely flat, since that is where she spends a fair amount of her time these days anyways.

written by Charpa93, 19 May 2010
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Singer Elvis Costello Refuses to Perform in Israel

"Oy vey, what a schmuck," said one man as Israelites far and wide kvetshed about this latest development.

written by Charpa93, 19 May 2010
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Louisiana Restaurants No Longer Preparing Seafood Cajun-Style

Due to circumstances beyond their control, Louisiana Restaurants are currently preparing seafood one way only, "blackened."

written by Charpa93, 18 May 2010
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Glenn Beck Receives Honorary Doctorate from Liberty University

Glenn Beck received an honorary doctorate from Liberty University even though he only completed high school. He immediately went on the air and offered free medical checkups to the first 100 callers.

written by Charpa93, 18 May 2010
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Sir Paul McCartney Rails Against BP

"That company should be ashamed of itself," declared Sir Paul McCartney upon learning that BP intended the unauthorized use of his song "Live and Let Die" in an upcoming television advert.

written by Charpa93, 17 May 2010
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Deepak Chopra Calls Glenn Beck a Prophet

As a guest on the Colbert Report, Deepak Chopra agrees that Glenn Beck could be called a prophet, and then he spelled it, P-R-O-F-I-T.

written by Charpa93, 17 May 2010
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