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French Jungle stank of garlic!

It has been established that a French Jungle recently destroyed by a bunch of Baguette Bashers stunk of garlic not urine! As the shit hit the fan a pungent cloud smelling of the herb hung in the air!

written by Jaggedone, 30 October 2016

Heathrow or Death-Row?

Well there really is not a lot of difference!

written by Jaggedone, 25 October 2016

BOJO's Brexit Bullshit!

Top Brit buffoon, BOJO, has now come out and told the world he did not really want Brexit and only supported Farage's exit group because he's an even bigger buffoon than BOJO! That's politics for you!

written by Jaggedone, 22 September 2016

Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!

It was not quite a "Reichsbunker" meltdown, but Angie Merkel's CDU got "blitzed" by the right-radical AFD party in a local election in Berlin. Aufwiedersehen Angie, willkommen AH!

written by Jaggedone, 19 September 2016

Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"

Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!

written by Jaggedone, 25 August 2016

The Raping Reaper returns!

Sunderland FC have decided to put the final nail in their coffin by employing Moyes as their personal Reaper! He is doing a great job, only after 2 games David has already buried the hatchet!

written by Jaggedone, 22 August 2016

BOJO wins gold Olympic medal at 'Butt-licking!'

New UK Foreign Secretary, BOJO, has wasted no time in proving to the world why May chose him! He has already won a gold Olympic medal at his fav sport, Buttlicking, before the games even started!

written by Jaggedone, 19 July 2016

Rear end Turkish coup on Greek Island Lesbos!

President Erdogan annexed Greek Island Lesbos in a coup d ├ętat after repelling a revolution in Turkey! Gay/Lesbian Lesbos tourists fear it is the end and will now flock to the Isle of Man Instead!

written by Jaggedone, 18 July 2016

Farage, Cameron, Bojo!

British, Bulldog, Bullshit!

written by Jaggedone, 12 July 2016

Brexit drowns in Scotch Whisky!

Nicola Sturgeon has vowed to halt the Brexit by applying a Scottish veto because Scotch Whisky lovers refuse to pay 5op more for a wee dram, QUI, QUI, vive L'Ecosse!

written by Jaggedone, 26 June 2016

Arsenal offer Cameron Arsene's job!

Sick of losing every year in Europe, Arsenal have offered ex UK Prime Minister, Cameron, Arsene Wenger's job because he only lost once!!

written by Jaggedone, 25 June 2016

Farage pulls a pint of cats piss too many!

Thanks to Nigel Farage's dedication to boozing English cats piss the Euro Cent has dropped between the ears of other EU members! "We don't want English cats piss and we don't want those who drink it!"

written by Jaggedone, 14 June 2016

Putin sits on his hooligan barbed wire fence!

After observing Russian & English hooligans fighting WW3 soccer style, Putin has warned both sets of morons that if Russian win, he will give them a medal! If the English win, he'll take them back!

written by Jaggedone, 13 June 2016

English Footy hooligans win the Brexit!!

EU headquarters have made a dramatic U-turn in their support for the UK to remain in the Community. English hooligans rioting in France have made us all see the light! Please stay on your Island!

written by Jaggedone, 11 June 2016

Brexit! The Solution!

Those who believe in Brexit please worship Nigel Farage! Not only is he a sheep in wolves clothing Nazi, he is also a total and utter Fucking Moron! Well done Nigel, Hitler would be proud of you!

written by Jaggedone, 08 June 2016

Erskine Quint in "Journey to the centre of the cerebral cortex"

We finish the monumental journey of Erskine Quint, intrepid, incredible adventurer. When all is lost he is found in the year 2566 BC on top of an unfinished pyramid, where better to start THE END!

written by Jaggedone, 07 June 2016

Special One replaces Senile One!

Man United have at last replaced The Senile One with a Special One! In fact this was the best unkept secret in this history of modern footy because Man City fans became suicidal many months before!

written by Jaggedone, 24 May 2016

Jamie Vardy was abducted by aliens!!

Speedy Leicester striker, Jamie Vardy, was abducted by aliens and they transformed him from an amateur no-hoper into a world-beater! Louis van Gaal has begged Jamie for the alien address, guess why?

written by Jaggedone, 03 May 2016

Swinging Prince Harry promises the Obama's a royal swing!

After their luxurious dinner at Kensington Palace, Prince Harry, has promised the Obamas an "after swing party" in Soho. Barack just cannot wait to see his missus "swinging" with Bojo!

written by Jaggedone, 18 April 2016

Cameron not alone in his tax-free haven!

It seems that the worst form of satirical scumbag, Jaggedone & his dreaded CIA (Google it) can compete with Cameron by depositing his wealth under a sweaty Panama Hat. And you can vote for him too!

written by Jaggedone, 11 April 2016

United announce; van Gaal to stay!

To quash any further BS written about United's glorious Dutch manager, LVG, the club said he will stay! Global hospitals where United fans tend to reside are being overwhelmed by suicide victims!

written by Jaggedone, 05 April 2016

Beating Trump's Bush!

Jaggedone's CIA has exposed Trump's most loyal supporters by beating his Bush at the local loony bin in Boston, USA. They will all be voting for him, no doubt, because solidarity will win in the end!

written by Jaggedone, 28 March 2016

Nigerians make $16 billion dollars vanish!

Nigerian magicians working with corrupt politicians have made $16 billion dollars vanish into thin air! This marvellous trick was so brilliant not even the local Witchdoctor noticed! Black Magic!

written by Jaggedone, 15 March 2016

Sharapova, a grunt too many!

Famous grunting queen, Maria Sharapova, has told the truth about what drove her to grunting professionally, it was an overdose of viagra! Her sponsors, Nike & co, have given her "The Smash"!

written by Jaggedone, 08 March 2016
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