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Greece refuse to bow to Merkel!

Greece refuses to bow to Merkel's demands and now she is getting really serious!Angie has threatened to get out her Dominatrix whip and spank their bums if they don't pay up!

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2015
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Straw houses on sale in the UK!

Credit wolves, bank crisis, corrupt Building Societies and bank managers have launched a new project in the UK; houses made of straw! 3 piggies took up an option and got blown away!

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2015
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Birth of a Nation!

More like 'Miscarriage of a nation!"

written by Jaggedone, 08 February 2015
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Global warming in Sevilla causing havoc!

Sevilla has been covered by a blanket of white stuff and the weekend Flamenco dancing might be cancelled! It seems that castanets and male Flamenco dancers cojones do not function under -10 degrees!

written by Jaggedone, 05 February 2015
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The rain in Spain; no the snow!

Rain in Spain falling on the plain has now turned to snow and Spanish people not used to the stuff are hoping to offer Brits package sledging holidays with apres ski instead of boozy, Beach Bumming!

written by Jaggedone, 05 February 2015
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Serious snippet!

My condolences to the family of brave Jordanian pilot, Moaz al-Kasasbeh, a very sad day. And I also send my heartfelt condolences to other victims of ISIS, their barbaric acts are beyond belief!

written by Jaggedone, 04 February 2015
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Things are hotting up in eastern Ukraine!

Putin is making sure that the world continues to tumble towards a non-return precipice by supporting the Ukraine separatists; let's hope Kim Jong-un supplies the Ukrainians with weapons not us!

written by Jaggedone, 03 February 2015
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Man shags Dolphin!!

A pervert claimed a female dolphin in Florida tempted him to have sex with her! Now sheep shagging is bad enough, but sex with a dolphin, AAAAAAAGH! Next time please try a Great White!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2015
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Superbowl entertainment for the FA Cup Final!

The spectacular half-time Superbowl entertainment has been bought by the FA! Sadly, no Lenny Cravitz or Katie Perry (Who?) only Paul Potts and Susan Boyle, WOW, sensational half-time fun guaranteed!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2015
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Cameron compares himself to Sir Winston!

On the 50th anniversary of Sir Winston Churchill's funeral, tosser, David Cameron, compared his achievements with the great wartime PM! People visiting his tomb swore they heard the ground tremble!

written by Jaggedone, 30 January 2015
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ISIS stop beheading!

Relieving news is reaching us from Iraq, ISIS have vowed not to behead anybody anymore, therefore they will kidnap babies and spike them on their bayonets; lovely bunch!

written by Jaggedone, 29 January 2015
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Diego Costa is a reincarnated pitbull!

Blood samples taken from Chelsea's Diego Costa have proven he has the genetic make up of a pitbull! Mourinho is thinking about buying Suarez so he can unleash an unbeatable canine duo into the EPL!

written by Jaggedone, 29 January 2015
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Apple make huge profits!

An apple a day obviously keeps the doctor away! The consumers of apples have created huge global profits and consumers are munching daily whilst spitting out "soft-micro maggots"!

written by Jaggedone, 28 January 2015
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Greece promise not to default!

The new governing party in Greece has promised not to default on its huge debt to the Euro zone and they are willing to pay back the debt with several million portions of Feta cheese!

written by Jaggedone, 28 January 2015
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German giants bash Tesco!

Giant Brit supermarket, Tesco, are closing 43 stores! One reason is they are being bashed by German giants, Lidl and Aldi! It seems the Brits love a cheap Bratwurst stuck in sauerkraut; Fraulein!

written by Jaggedone, 28 January 2015
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German Pegida not Nazis!

The latest paranoid group to protest against Islamism, German Pegida, are not Nazis they claim, but have offered UKIP several empty barracks in Auschwitz if the UK has too many Romanians!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2015
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Man City, Chelsea and Spurs implode!

Several top teams in the EPL imploded Saturday as low level teams plundered their back gardens. Chelsea boss Mourinho explained why; "FA Cup, no good, my rich boys not used to playing Untermenschen!"

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2015
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LVG breaks bank!

Man United double Dutch manager, LVG, has broken the bank and offered to swap his team for the heroes of Cambridge United. They refused because playing under LVG is like learning quantum physics!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2015
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Cambridge United offer United University challenge!

Giant scalp hunters, Cambridge United, have offered the other United free studies at the famous university in learning social differences don't matter when there's a dodgy, level playing field!

written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2015
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CNN warn cash point queues!

CNN issue following warning: Do not approach rather plump Asian looking men waiting at global cash points; damn suicide bombers will do anything to finance their terror action, even stand in a queue!

written by Jaggedone, 25 January 2015
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Ferguson explodes because of colour blind killing!

A colour blind, armed police officer killed an unarmed youth who just happened to be black and was judged not guilty by a colour free court, now everything has gone black or white; non colours BTW!

written by Jaggedone, 25 November 2014
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Lewis Hamilton has fastest designer beard on the planet!

Without any Mercedes Benz know-how Lewis Hamilton has just been crowned "World Fastest Designer Beard Champion". He has a special trimmer in the form of a Siamese cat who licks him after every race!

written by Jaggedone, 24 November 2014
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New York now belongs to the Polar Circle!

The deep freeze hitting northeast US has forced Google Maps to enter the area into the Polar circle. Eskimos and Polar Bears were seen playing in the snow after deserting their global-warmed homeland!

written by Jaggedone, 23 November 2014
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ISIS is not headless!

Rebel fighters fighting ISIS have confirmed the fact that they are not a bunch of headless chickens, however, they are a bunch of loony headbangers who love giving head!

written by Jaggedone, 23 November 2014
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