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Ex-female back seat driver takes over GM!

The first female CEO ever in the male dominated automobile world has been announced by GM and she was not Genetically Manipulated!

written by Jaggedone, 10 December 2013
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Susan Boyle has smelly qui qui disease!

Susan Boyle discovered that she has asparagus disease whilst letting water, it smelt rather strange and her eyes and nose started running too!

written by Jaggedone, 09 December 2013
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RIP Nelson!

The last, greatest freedom has left us, and the world should all applaud this hero of those without a voice!

written by Jaggedone, 06 December 2013
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Rooney demands transfer!

Wayne Rooney has demanded a transfer because he wants to play for a big club and Everton is his desired target!

written by Jaggedone, 05 December 2013
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what men knew all along!

Scientists have discovered that men and women are wired differently. All men married longer than a week knew that all the time!

written by Jaggedone, 03 December 2013
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Back in business!

The Spoof has reopened its dusty doors and our editor now claims he is Lazarus!

written by Jaggedone, 02 December 2013
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Rooney begs for transfer to Everton!

Wayne Rooney has demanded a transfer back to Everton because he just cannot stand "monkey off his back" Moyes. After yesterdays result several gorillas were seen jumping around Old Trafford!

written by Jaggedone, 29 September 2013
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West Brom plant banana skin under Moyes!

West Brom asked Moyes to slip on a banana skin and he fell for it, literally. The Baggies bagged United by the balls and afterwards monkey Moyes begged for a one way ticket back to Liverpool!

written by Jaggedone, 29 September 2013
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Man Utd buy Beckham!

Man Utd have decided to turn to Becks to save their reputation as transfer deadline dodo's. He's on a free and begging Posh to play alongside "The Mop" Fellaini in the Theatre of Nightmares!

written by Jaggedone, 08 September 2013
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Cameron demands to lick Obama's butt!

UK PM, Cameron is demanding to be allowed to lick Obama's butt and become famous like Blair the Bush butt licker, they both have bad breath!

written by Jaggedone, 08 September 2013
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EDL are deported!

England have deported the EDL (English Defence League) because they claim it is anti-English and there is no room for such behaviour in England! The EDL are now in exile on the Isle of Man!

written by Jaggedone, 08 September 2013
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Egypt declare war on US

Egypt has declared war on the US because the US refuses to bomb Cairo and the place needs an " extreme shake up" before it falls into the hands of Islamic Maniacs!

written by Jaggedone, 08 September 2013
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US bomb Lichtenstein!

The US have decided to bomb Lichtenstein instead of Syria because Assad, Gaddafi, Saddam, etc, still have billions stashed away there and Syria has no oil!

written by Jaggedone, 08 September 2013
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England 4 - Minnows 0!

England win at last, so what? They are and will always be CRAP!

written by Jaggedone, 08 September 2013
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The Belgian Beast!!

Moyes does have "cojones" because he's signed the "Belgian Beast" at last. But what an idiot he is, could have given me the 4,5 million he paid too much for Mr Fellaini!

written by Jaggedone, 03 September 2013
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Mike Tyson nearly dead!

Mike Tyson has admitted he is nearly dead, he forgot one thing, as far the world is concerned he was buried long ago, RIP!

written by Jaggedone, 25 August 2013
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Pelligrini gets a leek!

Man City learned today what it is to take a LEEK, and Cardiff City exposed Pelligrini's Leeks, Welsh style!

written by Jaggedone, 25 August 2013
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Jaggedone brought out of retirement to save The Spoof!

Fab Author, Jaggedone, Erskine Quint, fabulous book, has been brought out of retirement to save The Spoof. His fee is undisclosed. Punters are saying Rooneys salary is peanuts, hence, U got a monkey!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2013
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Syria stop hostilities!

The civil war in Syria has been postponed for 48 hours because the US have failed to deliver their weapons in time and the presidents wife is shopping at Harrods!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2013
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Cycling is London is now an extreme Sport!

Cyclists in London have registered for the Olympic Extreme sports in Calcutta, 2022, and feel they can win a gold medal because of their superb training avoiding buses and taxis in the capital!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2013
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Multi-culti is dead in the UK!

Multi-culti has been declared officially dead in the UK because Boris Johnson is colour blind!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2013
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Cameron declares war on the Isle of Man!

British PM, Cameron, has declared war on the Isle of Man. He needs an insular war to boost is sagging popularity just like Thatcher did all those years ago and they say history never repeats itself!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2013
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Soccer season in England proves that summer is over!

The English Premier league started and summer was officially declared over; it pissed down with rain!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2013
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Obama takes a leak!

Scientists have discovered why the US has no secrets any more. It is because when Obama takes a leak, he blames the flies on his bog wall who work for the Feds!

written by Jaggedone, 18 August 2013
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