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Fatty tax on global airlines imminent!
After Samoa Airline led the way it seems that all global airlines will implement a "fatty tax" on board their planes. Ryanair support the action too! No fatty people, just fatty profits please!
Grunting, sniffing Sharapova becomes UN ambassador!
Banned ex-tennis star is the new UN ambassador for global drug-runners! Maria will assist runners to get faster and fitter and her experience as a major grunting sniffer will be invaluable!
Hurricane destroys US!
Hurricane Donald would have been too obvious! So let's call it Hillary instead and keep to tradition! Women destroy everything!
Disneyland in election fever!
Who is the greatest of them all? Donald Duck or Minnie Mouse! Find out here on the Spoof where both candidates will fight to the bitter end quacking! Now where's Tom when you need him?
What the hell have wigs to do with Brexit?
Judgement day on Brexit is not quite arrived because "Big Wigs" wearing "Wigs" have "wigged" Farage & Co! Thanks Prince John, a mega-wigger!
To male or not to mail! That is not the question!
It seems being a dodgy female US presidential candidate one has problems deleting males because only dodgy male candidates can delete their males, say the FBI, and Hoover knew all about that one!
Future Diwali celebrations in ISIS hands!
After the successful Diwali celebrations in India caused an environmental disaster and many deaths the Indian government have asked ISIS to organize future festivals because they need a bigger cull!
French Jungle stank of garlic!
It has been established that a French Jungle recently destroyed by a bunch of Baguette Bashers stunk of garlic not urine! As the shit hit the fan a pungent cloud smelling of the herb hung in the air!
Heathrow or Death-Row?
Well there really is not a lot of difference!
BOJO's Brexit Bullshit!
Top Brit buffoon, BOJO, has now come out and told the world he did not really want Brexit and only supported Farage's exit group because he's an even bigger buffoon than BOJO! That's politics for you!
Angie Merkel busted in Berlin!
It was not quite a "Reichsbunker" meltdown, but Angie Merkel's CDU got "blitzed" by the right-radical AFD party in a local election in Berlin. Aufwiedersehen Angie, willkommen AH!
Kenyan Athletes forced to go for a "Drug Run!"
Kenyan Olympic team were forced to live in a Brazilian Favela for 3 days because they had no money left for the tickets home. They earned their tickets back by "Drug Running" it's a new Olympic sport!
The Raping Reaper returns!
Sunderland FC have decided to put the final nail in their coffin by employing Moyes as their personal Reaper! He is doing a great job, only after 2 games David has already buried the hatchet!
BOJO wins gold Olympic medal at 'Butt-licking!'
New UK Foreign Secretary, BOJO, has wasted no time in proving to the world why May chose him! He has already won a gold Olympic medal at his fav sport, Buttlicking, before the games even started!
Rear end Turkish coup on Greek Island Lesbos!
President Erdogan annexed Greek Island Lesbos in a coup d état after repelling a revolution in Turkey! Gay/Lesbian Lesbos tourists fear it is the end and will now flock to the Isle of Man Instead!
Farage, Cameron, Bojo!
British, Bulldog, Bullshit!
Brexit drowns in Scotch Whisky!
Nicola Sturgeon has vowed to halt the Brexit by applying a Scottish veto because Scotch Whisky lovers refuse to pay 5op more for a wee dram, QUI, QUI, vive L'Ecosse!
Arsenal offer Cameron Arsene's job!
Sick of losing every year in Europe, Arsenal have offered ex UK Prime Minister, Cameron, Arsene Wenger's job because he only lost once!!
Farage pulls a pint of cats piss too many!
Thanks to Nigel Farage's dedication to boozing English cats piss the Euro Cent has dropped between the ears of other EU members! "We don't want English cats piss and we don't want those who drink it!"
Putin sits on his hooligan barbed wire fence!
After observing Russian & English hooligans fighting WW3 soccer style, Putin has warned both sets of morons that if Russian win, he will give them a medal! If the English win, he'll take them back!
English Footy hooligans win the Brexit!!
EU headquarters have made a dramatic U-turn in their support for the UK to remain in the Community. English hooligans rioting in France have made us all see the light! Please stay on your Island!
Brexit! The Solution!
Those who believe in Brexit please worship Nigel Farage! Not only is he a sheep in wolves clothing Nazi, he is also a total and utter Fucking Moron! Well done Nigel, Hitler would be proud of you!
Erskine Quint in "Journey to the centre of the cerebral cortex"
We finish the monumental journey of Erskine Quint, intrepid, incredible adventurer. When all is lost he is found in the year 2566 BC on top of an unfinished pyramid, where better to start THE END!
Special One replaces Senile One!
Man United have at last replaced The Senile One with a Special One! In fact this was the best unkept secret in this history of modern footy because Man City fans became suicidal many months before!
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