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Nationwide to merge with Dunfermline
Nationwide say they hope the deal will make them the 'Lloyds Banking Group of Building Societies'.
UK exams regulator Ofqual has blamed exam boards after finding Science GCSE standards have fallen
They said that if the exam boards are not part of the solution, then they are part of the precipitate.
PM and Palace discuss changes to rules of succession to the British throne.
It's a thinly disguised attempt to get Princess Anne to the top of the list while there's still time.
The US Mint will introduce the first ever coins with Braille inscriptions this week.
It is to commemorate the blind leading the blind into the current economic crisis.
US calls for more circumcision to combat STIs have been dismissed by Alan Johnson, UK minister for Health
"If Americans want to have more circumcisions," he said, "It's no skin off my nose."
An opening has arisen for someone to run a London council's Scuba Equipment shop.
The job title is Manager of Diver City
Sir Fred Goodwin says it's fortunate nobody was injured when his windows were broken.
Luckily, he was busy in his counting house at the time.
Man admits to putting in Sir Fred Goodwin's windows.
Michael Mc.Tunnart of Mc.Tunnart Glazing Services has been accused by the police of courting publicity since he made the claim.
Correction:
In a recent article, when we stated 'Chris Moyles is Will Young's poof' we were of course intending to refer to 'Chris Moyles's Will Young Spoof'.
British Government announces new IT project
A database containing details of all the illegally held data that the government holds on computer will be created to monitor the problem
Gazza checks in with his doctor
Paul Gascoigne has gone for a full checkup after one newspaper refered to him as 'the people's prince'
The US has announced a plan to buy up $1trillion of toxic assets
The UK has agreed to bury the lot in a landfill waste site near Peterborough.
Green shoots of recovery at last?
Man reports seeing a vehicle with an 09 registration plate parked on a drive in the Midlands.
AIG bonuses 'higher than thought'
A spokesman said "We started paying them out and nobody stopped us, so we just kept going."
Pink Elephant Spotted
Although it could have been a pig that had used Michael Jackson's plastic surgeon.
Pink Elephant Spotted
The baby pink elephant that was photographed recently has grey spots.
Pink Elephant Spotted
Susannah Constantine from 'What Not To Wear' was photographed at a film premiere in London, and apparently she may have seen a picture of the pink elephant earlier. What?
Pink: Elephant Spotted
American singer Pink claims to have seen an elephant during a visit to her home town of Doylestown, Pennsylvania.
Pink Elephant Spotted
It was seen by several writers for TheSpoof.com during their recovery from Tuesday's St Patrick's Day celebrations.
UK brings in £50 visa 'surcharge'
From now on every charge you put on your Visa card will have £50 added.
UK Premium Bonds Halve Their Payouts to Customers
Extensive celebrity advertising is extremely expensive, they say.
Millions increase their donations to Comic Relief
They want some of it spent on food for Claudia Winkleman.
A boy has achieved grade A in his Maths A level at the age of eight
When asked what the prime factors were regarding his achievement, he replied 2.2.2
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