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FAA Gives Tired Controllers an Extra Hour to Rest

and all the turkey they can eat.

written by Adam Click, 17 April 2011
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Airlines Rethink Retractable Roofs on Planes

after first prototype is forced to make an emergency landing in Yuma, AZ.

written by Adam Click, 02 April 2011
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Libyan No Fly Zone Expanded

It now includes ticks, fleas, gnats, roaches and bed bugs.

written by Adam Click, 28 March 2011
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Obama Sets February 31st Deadline for Troop Withdraw

Critics say deadline is "impossible to meet".

written by Adam Click, 27 February 2011
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It Was Murder!

Republicans claim that California didn't fall into the sea. It was pushed!

written by Adam Click, 25 November 2010
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New And Improved

New British Petroleum ad claims that "Gulf Coast Brown Pelicans are now even more brown!" thanks to it's efforts.

written by Adam Click, 01 June 2010
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Millions Late For Work

...when man awarded key to New York City decides to sleep in.

written by Adam Click, 19 May 2010
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Widespread Panic!

Middle-aged white male spotted in Times Square!

written by Adam Click, 03 May 2010
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Judge Issues Apology: "I'm Truly Sorry, Lord."

Admitting her mistake,the judge, covered in boils,emerged from her toad infested house and issued a public apology for banning a National Day of Prayer, during a speech in her locust-ravaged garden.

written by Adam Click, 17 April 2010
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Near-sighted Man Downloads Ape by Mistake...

enraged cyber-monkey then proceeds to destroy man's house.

written by Adam Click, 11 April 2010
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Bin Laden threatens Americans with Health Care Reform

Osama bin Laden threatened al Qaeda would impose health care reform on any Americans it takes prisoner if Khalid Sheikh Mohammed is put to death. The threat was met with skepticism by US officials.

written by Adam Click, 26 March 2010
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Taliban Ranked Lowest in Customer Satisfaction

According to a new survey the Taliban are ranked lowest among leading terrorist organizations in customer satisfaction. Mainly due to their slow response rate on customer complaints.

written by Adam Click, 13 March 2010
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Nancy Pelosi Pushes Ecology Bill

She seeks funding to restore "the swamp" in Washington.

written by Adam Click, 05 March 2010
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Olympic Results: Chile Takes The Gold!

Chile Takes The Gold In the Olympic Earthquake Competition with a record 8.8. Japan squeaks past Haiti to win the Silver with 7.1. While Haiti settles for the Bronze with a 7.0.

written by Adam Click, 28 February 2010
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Cease And Desist!

Sea World says it will fight federal order to stop using people as whale food.

written by Adam Click, 27 February 2010
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"Growing Pains" star Kirk Cameron Arrested

"Growing Pains" star, Kirk Cameron, has been arrested by Vancouver constables while searching for his friend old friend Andrew Koenig,after he was seen asking several people if they've seen his Boner.

written by Adam Click, 23 February 2010
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Toyota Email Scandal!

"The more Toyota Customers we kill, the better it will be for everyone!"

written by Adam Click, 23 February 2010
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"You Damn Kids Have No Respect For Others!"

The crew of the space shuttle Endeavour has been grounded for two weeks after it was returned with dings, scratches and empty fuel tanks.

written by Adam Click, 22 February 2010
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Old Accountants Never Die...

They just loose their balance.

written by Adam Click, 21 February 2010
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Tiger Eats Humble Pie During Press Conference

Members of that band refuse to comment on the incident.

written by Adam Click, 20 February 2010
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Tiger Woods Paid Two Women To Keep Quiet About Sex...

The rest were given autographed golf balls instead.

written by Adam Click, 19 February 2010
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"Bring Me The Comfy Chair!"

The questioning of captured top Taliban militant commander Mullah Abdul Ghani Baradar isn't going well. He steadfastly refuses to have anything to do with the milk and cookies being offfered him.

written by Adam Click, 16 February 2010
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Fat Kids Next Great danger to the U.S.?

a new study suggests that They're big enough to block an exit and yet short enough to trip over.

written by Adam Click, 10 February 2010
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Republican Response Rambling, Incoherent, Liberals Say.

"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem."

written by Adam Click, 05 February 2010
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