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Mammouth dung key to stink shun

They stunk so bad, they became extinct cause of all the stink and the mama mammoths didn't like the daddy mammoths cause they stink like dung stink. So they shun them exstinkers.

written by Aspartame Boy, 20 November 2009
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Bernanke announces top ten new ways to stimulate the economy

The number one way is to outlaw aspartame.

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 November 2009
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As old as time? Aspartame disease plagued Pharaoh's court

FDA cleared of wrongdoing as they assert that aspartame disease is actually 3700 years old.

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 November 2009
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Actors of 'Lost' and 'Prisoner' join to perform 'Lost Prisoner' on TV

The female lead wise-quacked, "I want more six".

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 November 2009
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Chinese warned against keeing US dollars

They were reminded that Federal Reserve notes are all just loans and have no cash metal value. Further, due to problems with Chinese imports, the notes have all been recalled.

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 November 2009
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IBM cat-computer goes rogue after killing a cat

Not only is the computer smarter than the cat it was tested against, the cat was killed by the cat-computer which then annoucned,

"I'M GOING ROGUE"

written by Aspartame Boy, 19 November 2009
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China hits US with pipes!

In a strange combination of protectionism, communism, and karate, the Chinese will hit the US with pipes. More at 7.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Obama to address unemployment with job tax

Work will the new bad, as it will be taxed and discouraged. Details in follow up report.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Scientists create strange particle - reality changes

Strange property of particles is spreading in entire Earth. History is changing. This was already reported prior to it happening here on TheSpoof.com.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Michael Jackson clones growing up in South America

They are up to no good there and further reports indicate American will soon live in fear of them.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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NSA creates decoding algorithm that works on any message

The only problem is, it works even more purely random number sequences.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Scheme 'can cut extra emissions' - with explosives

You just blow up the equipment that is causing the emissions.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Obamba to rename war department 'Honor Killing' department

This is expected to increase tolerance in the military for all belief systems.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Pay cuts could drive out talent from bailed out too big to fails

The concern is that if they change companies, these bad executives could spread the cancer of toxic assets.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Obama to retire this year taking job as 'world"s most interesting man'

The pay is bettor, and he gets a gaggle of ladies to fawn over him while he drinks beer on TV.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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US trade gap shockingly large in Semptember

Reason found by M.I.T. scientists: defective product returns increased.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Sugar water drinks targeted by FDA

Since aspartame is the most tested sweetener, and sugar has no test data from industry, sugar water drinks will be banned in favor of the well tested aspartame drinks.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Prison health-care costs rise as prison doctors grow older and sicker

To save costs, inmates are being trained to be doctors. But too many want to be proctologists.

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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Russian human-kebab diner gets complaints of 'bad meat'

But now the demand for human flesh pickled with aspartame is growing on the Russian front. Bums beware!

written by Aspartame Boy, 14 November 2009
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UMFO spotted over Denver

Unidentified Mother Flying Object? Yeah, something like that.

written by Aspartame Boy, 13 November 2009
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Aspartame Boy admits he is afraid to go viral

In a candid interview with editors at TheSpoof.com, he admitted he was in fear of becoming too well known and attracting dangerous attention: "What if Henry Kissinger reads my stuff? I'm screwed."

written by Aspartame Boy, 13 November 2009
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Aspartame Boy to fire his readers for not reading enough of his stuff

Aspartame Boy just checked, and his readers must be snoozing. So, he is going to fire them all in the morning. So, better read up now, cause you all go in the morning!

written by Aspartame Boy, 08 November 2009
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US to arm soldiers on US bases

Due to recent tragic events, soldiers are to be issued weopons on US bases so they do not need female civilians to save them. So they can actually shoot back. As trained. I think. Right?

written by Aspartame Boy, 07 November 2009
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Aspartame Boy reveals his email address

Microsoft now recalling its 800 employees just laid off to handle Aspartame Boy's personal email bag, due to the heavy email volume from his critics.

written by Aspartame Boy, 04 November 2009
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