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Rutles reappear

Ron,Dirk,Stig and Nasty AKA The Rutles are getting back togther to perform some elaborate financial stings otherwise known as "concerts". The foursome will appear naked in aid of Samaritans. Great!

written by whatinthe world, 06 November 2013
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NASA design thrilling invention

NASA has denied making a new refrigerator for space travel but are instead drafting a building elevator that goes from floor to floor at the speed of light. Cynics are not convinced and neither am I.

written by whatinthe world, 06 November 2013
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NASA develop new kitchen appliance

NASA have denied designing a new generation microwave oven but claim instead to have developed a refrigerator that can be doubled as a space vehicle taking humans into interstellar space. Golly gosh!!

written by whatinthe world, 06 November 2013
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NASA come up with modern hardware

Engineers at NASA have designed a microwave oven that draws its heat source not from the power grid but from a solar panel on board the International Space Station. Oh come on surely this is not true.

written by whatinthe world, 06 November 2013
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Oh my goodness!!

A paraplegic has discovered he is in fact a quadraplegic when he dived off a swimming pool tower into the water (of course) and found he could not stretch out his arms. The resultant splash was epic.

written by whatinthe world, 04 November 2013
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Frenchy chooses wrong spot for vacation

A French man has been arrested for speaking in French while holidaying in the Greek archipelago. Police from Athens explain that locals hate the language and the people even more. Absolutely right!

written by whatinthe world, 03 November 2013
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The Spying Game

India has accused Pakistan of spying on it while Pakistan in turn has accused Indonesia of spying while Indonesia has blamed Australia for spying while Australia has blamed Germany who has blamed USA.

written by whatinthe world, 01 November 2013
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Cameron targets Spoof.com

"Some c..t is doing a Spoof.com article on me this very minute" complained British PM David Cameron."When I find him, I'll smash his bleedin' kneecaps!" he added. Spoof writers are warned.

written by whatinthe world, 31 October 2013
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Scotland the Brave!

Yorkshire Police have issued a reward for information leading to the capture of a gentleman claiming to be the rightful heir to the Scottish throne. The man is wearing a tartan skirt and blue singlet.

written by whatinthe world, 31 October 2013
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Car #21 where are you?

Metropolitan Police have begun an operation to recover 27 police cars that went missing during the St Jude storm two days ago. Its been suggested that the vehicles have been taken by Jeremy Clarkson.

written by whatinthe world, 31 October 2013
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Boyle caught out using ice

Scottish crooner, Susan Boyle, is at the centre of a controversy after being arrested for possession of crystal meth. Some people are not surprised and claim Boyle has been "on the stuff" all her life

written by whatinthe world, 31 October 2013
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Boyle in trouble

In breaking news, singer Susan Boyle has been charged with violating the peace after singing at all hours of the day, upsetting her Norwegian neighbours. Boyle will spend 63 days in prison.

written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2013
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Boyle and your toilet

Singer, Susan Boyle, has patented an instrument for removing mould from toilet cisterns. She will now consider compering a home improvement program on BBC instead of singing for her supper.

written by whatinthe world, 17 October 2013
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Boyle in silver screen bid

Singing legend, Susan Boyle, says she has approached famous film maker Marty Scorsese about making a movie on her life growing up in Scotland. Unfortunately, Marty said no. She is now baking bread.

written by whatinthe world, 16 October 2013
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Boyle in direction change

Former singing sensation, Susan Boyle, has quit the recording industry and is now working as an abattoir employee in Dundee Scotland, preparing offcuts for processing into haggis. Great scot maaan!

written by whatinthe world, 16 October 2013
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Nothing happening here....

"I really hate Brussell sprouts" declared newly elected Mayor of Scunthorpe, Basil Updike. We note your comments Basil but,really, who gives a flying fuck?

written by whatinthe world, 11 October 2013
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Obama throws in towel

US President Barack Obama will resign the Presidency at noon tomorrow unless the entire Union decides to dispense with logical reason and become a federal body of independent states. What? USA,USA!!!!

written by whatinthe world, 10 October 2013
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Cameron not holding back

"If it wasn't for your pea brain ideas, I wouldn't be so miserable!" cried British PM David Cameron as local journalists questioned him about his declining opinion poll results. Holy heck, Batman!!

written by whatinthe world, 08 October 2013
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Obama angry

"If I don't wring their necks, so help me God" cried President Barack Obama after another day of lockdown on the Washington Capitol. Obama wants to lock up all Republicans in order to pass Obama-care.

written by whatinthe world, 04 October 2013
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Sweet revenge

In news gradually morphing, two Swiss confectioners have been arrested, charged with passing off licorice as marzipan. Angry customers deluged them in court with lots of chocolate rumballs. Yesssss!!!

written by whatinthe world, 03 October 2013
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Cameron leaving Downing Street

British Prime Minister David Cameron will resign from office at midnight and take up captaincy of the Dagenham Seniors Cricket Club. "Being PM is for the birds" he declared while padding up for a game

written by whatinthe world, 01 October 2013
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Cameron not being pushed

"Oh,and my name's Winston Churchill, eh?" cried British PM David Cameron when journalists asked him if he was going to reduce the excise on Cuban cigars. Churchill was a proud smoker of stogies.

written by whatinthe world, 01 October 2013
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Irish PM: right time, wrong place

The Irish Prime Minister has landed to a good reception at Paris Airport, which is fine considering he was intending to land at Heathrow Airport. An investigation is under way by the Foreign office.

written by whatinthe world, 30 September 2013
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Obama really pissed

President Barack Obama, in a fit of pique, has ordered the nuclear destruction of Russia following his belittlement by Vladmir Putin over the Syrian crisis. "Bomb the pricks" he screamed at Pentagon.

written by whatinthe world, 28 September 2013
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