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Average credit card interest up to shocking 21%
Bank interest paid customers .005 or half a cent per dollar!
NYT: Obamacare recruits least likely to vote.
Or find their way out of their houses.
Dem Sen. almost hit by train -- at railway safety press conference...
"We can't hear you Sir, that train coming towards you is so loud!"
Depp Flops Again!
Come on back to Owensboro, Johnny. Ragu is hiring!
Holocaust Survivor: Jewish People Should Leave Ukraine Now...
Don't look to this President for help.
Queen Turns 88..#3
She will outlive you, Prince Charles.
Queen Turns 88...#2
Only Queens we have here in the US look like men dressed for Halloween.
Queen Turns 88!
Rock group started out in Opera. Then to Do Wap.
Hawaii becomes GMO crop flash point...
Pineapples glowing in the dark. Ears of corn listening to everything we say and do.
Strong quake strikes off Papua New Guinea...
An earthquake a day continues. They are scattered here and there.
POLL: Scotland on brink of independence..
Get ready for marching, kilts and bagpipes this summer.
Slowest start to tornado season on record.
Well, lets not complain. Maybe there will be zero.
President says count incorrect on how many students not eating lunch
Also, Spoof site keeps denying people accumulate numbers illegally so he is probably helping. 2000 points from one joke?
Gays Boycott Beverly Hills Hotel Over Sultan of Brunei Ownership...
Those staying there thank them for not coming!
Russia says reinforced military on border as precaution..
There could be aliens hiding there from other planets.
1,200 Students Petition to Block Michelle Obama Speech
We're tired of hearing the same thing over and over. We eat what we like.
True Facts From Snoops #1335
Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.
True Facts From Snoops #1334
Snoops: Almost 50% of all public libraries have a nutjob in the back telling strangers about their ancestors.
True Facts From Snoops #1333
Snoops: Dinah Shore stole an old Indian phrase "See the USA in your Chevrolet!" which came from the Chippewa.
True Facts From Snoops #1332
Snoops: Most shopping cart ladies look down on the other street people who only carry shopping bags.
True Facts From Snoops #1331
Snoops: Scientists still cannot figure out why people don't hold conversations on an escalators.
True Facts From Snoops #1330
Snoops: Sweet Basil, used in many pasta and soup recipes has announced that it will be introducing "Diet Basil" before Thanksgiving.
True Facts From Snoops #1329
Snoops: The number of car accidents has started to really climb as the Boomers hit 60-70 years old and refuse to wear adult diapers.
More States Going to Prescribed Marijuana
Doctors offices, clinics, etc with huge line of people with arms in slings, head bandaged or on crutches.