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Tiny Towns Purchasing Big Tanks

Just in case there's a small disagreement between Washington & the states.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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NIKE rocked by theft of large cache of 'extremely rare' sneakers...

First group made by 10-year-olds somehow stolen from locked area.

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Astronauts: 'Blind luck' only reason asteroid hasn't destroyed major city.

Coincidentally next asteroid may be called "Blind Luck" Comet!

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Orange production hit by disease, juice prices soar.

Why not just list whatever is fit to eat? It would take less time.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Egypt's gay community fears crackdown...

You'd think that the crack would be up but I guess this way works also.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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4/20 Easter Sunday Holiday Brings Surge Of Tourists To Denver.

Eggs to have the wildest colors yet!

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Obamacare site vulnerable to 'Heartbleed' bug.

Probably already affected by all the trouble they are having. At least it hasn't affected The Spoof yet. Cock-A-doodle!

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Looming, creeping landslide splits home in Wyoming.

Told to land away from general landing area. Updates later.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Looming, creeping landslide splits home in Wyoming.

Probably jars loose with all the earthquake happening around the world, just like the snow avalanches.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Pentagon develops ocean-floor attack robots.

Robots are coming into every part of population. What do we do when they learn to build their own robots?

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Ukrainian Jews Seek Extra Security After Anti-Semitic Incident.

This usually precedes a war so we should be on guard for another one.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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Mumps Outbreak at Colleges, Grumps Elsewhere

An outbreak of Mumps has hit universities. Several 'Old' diseases creeping back.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1328

Snoops: George Washington did not wear wooden teeth. His teeth were those of fallen soldiers who were shot while they were flossing.

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True Facts From Snoops #1327

Snoops: First female Islamic basketball player has signed with the University of Tennessee. She will wear a full burqa at all games.

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True Facts From Snoops #1326

Snoops: Alex Rodriguez, Barry Bonds and a few other players agree to have wax figures of them in the Baseball Hall of Fame with needles stuck in their ass.

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True Facts From Snoops #1325

Snoops: Secretly it is said that the U.S. has traded five nuclear bombs to Japan for all our debt removed. No one knows which President came up with that idea.

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True Facts From Snoops #1324

Snoops: Although most people called the monster Frankenstein, that was the name of the doctor who put him together. The monsters name was actually, Reginald.

written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1323

Snoops: Dick Cheney was kicked off his high school basketball team for knocking players aside and stomping on them on his way to the goal! Also, biting fans for other school!

written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1322

Snoops: The FDA technically places an omelet in the same category as a "soups".

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True Facts From Snoops #1321

Snoops: The late George Lindsey who played Goober Pyle in The Andy Griffith Show and Hee Haw never used a written script. They would place him in a scene and he's do or say something stupid.

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True Facts From Snoops #1320

Snoops: Often times Northerners mistake the Southern expression, "You have a good one!"

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True Facts From Snoops #1319

Snoops: A bristlecone Pine tree in the Great Basin National Park in Nevada, lived nearly 5,000 years before some scouts cut it down to cook their hot dogs.

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True Facts From Snoops #1318

Snoops: Matt Dillon of Gunsmoke was on TV over twenty years. In fact, he was on so long, he had to call his brother Peter Graves to learn what his real name.

written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1317

Snoops: One out of four women lying on the beach to catch some sun will have a part melt.

written by Bureau, 18 April 2014
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