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Management To Schedule A Meeting

To reschedule an earlier meeting which had been scheduled to discuss the postponement of a previous meeting.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Devonians Blame The Cornish For Everything

"We're just pasties here!" Cornishmen protest.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Justin Bieber's Balls Drop

Flood damaged snooker table failure blamed.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Jenson Button Denies Mystery Blonde Rumours

"Nothing to do with me. Who is she anyway?"

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Luka Modric Staying Put Insists Redknapp

"I've nailed his f*ckin' feet to the floor."

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Torn Between Two Lovers

Wenger flummoxed as Fabregas flies to Barcelona and Nasri flies to Manchester.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Arsene Wenger's Got No Nose Claimed Refuted

He's got an effin big nose, allege West Ham fans.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Manchester City To Take Over NOTW

New fanzine format paper to be called News Of The Blues.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Vampire Nightmare Continues

Didn't wake up until almost daybreak.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Chicharito In Hiding

Over exposure blamed.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Company Floats On Stock Market

Steppins Inc promises maximum returns for minimal investment.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Football Fans Issue Advisory To Crap Journalists

"Know your subject," they say.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Man U Fans Fury

"We're not Man U - we're Manchester United."

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Mystery Blonde Issues Statement

"I want to be alone."

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Mystery Blonde Spotted With The Man On The Bike

Both parties deny it.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Mystery Blonde Refuses To Reveal True Identity

Says: "Wouldn't be a mystery then, would it?"

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Farmer Issues Clear Message To Detractors

Git over there wit' de combine harvesters.

written by Skoob1999, 26 June 2011
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If Something Looks Too Good To Be True

A greedy bastard will fall for it every time.

written by Skoob1999, 26 June 2011
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People Who Live In Glass Houses

Buy Windolene by the gallon.

written by Skoob1999, 26 June 2011
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Another Bank Goes Bust

Even Jesus ain't savin' no more.

written by Skoob1999, 26 June 2011
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Couple Celebrate Diamond Wedding

Him in Thailand, her in Turnham Green.

written by Skoob1999, 26 June 2011
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21 Year Old Presented With Key Of The Door

Unaware that parents had moved house.

written by Skoob1999, 26 June 2011
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Magic Mushroom Loving Banker Arrested

For misappropriation of fungus.

written by Skoob1999, 26 June 2011
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Marathon Running Comedian Shunned

He took the joke too far.

written by Skoob1999, 26 June 2011


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