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American Governor tried to sell Obama on ebay
He was caught and arrested claiming his innocence. I was just trying to raise some money for the Auto Makers, he claims
White house neighbors on the Obamas moving in
"there goes the Neighborhood"
Obama has confidence in Hillary
Obama,"She is a good liar and has a history of corruption", just what the America Government needs now.
Al Qada Chief calls Obama a "House Negro"
Obama responded, Well these days you have to find work where ever you can!
Chinese Bail out plan
The Chinese will offer free milk and diary shipments to countries hurting from the world economic crisis. The Chinese President said, "you cant be unemployed if you're dead"
Obama renames America
New Zimbabwe, He said it fits with the economy and future of the Country
Questions for McCain
When asked if age had anything to do with his election lost, McCain responded "what election"
Bush helping with Transition
He is teaching Obama how to have that "stupid look on his face", the one he made famous during his administration.
Palin says attacks are cruel
Palin said she knew Africa was a continent and not a Country, because it's where "those people" came from
Papa Smurf wins
Many America voters considered him to have the best of both candidates, short and old like McCain and colored like Obama.
Obama's effect on KFC
Kentucky Fried Chicken expecting surge in sales on election day.
Palin accuses Obama of being radical
She said in an interview that "Obama actually buys his meat from the store instead of killing it himself"
China Food Scare
The Chinese Government is investigating reports that Shrimp was actually found in "Shrimp fried rice" instead of cat and dog meat. Government officials are shocked about these new revelations.
Haider comes out of the coffin
In pink tights and lace
Palin on the Job of V.P
Palin says, "Vice President is a great job, because you get to rule the known Universe and get all kinds of people fired"
Obama gets more support
KKK endorses Barrack Obama, The Grand Dragon said "he's the right man for the job".
Ringo no more fan mail
Ringo Star can't answer fan mail because he is dead and upset that fans have not realized this yet.
Iceland to be renamed
Iceland will be renamed to "Melted"
Japanese wins Nobel prize
Izuzu Moto won the Nobel prize for inventing a gene to make small penises visible in the dark. He hopes it will help Japan's birth rate.
Election gets dirty
Michelle Obama, calls Cindy McCain a dumb "cunt" and Cindy fires back by calling Michelle a "Ho".
Election gets dirty
John McCain accuses Obama of trying to steal his wallet at the debate. Obama fired back by calling McCain a lying Cracker.
McCain to Obama "lets stop talking about economy"
McCain wants to focus on other issues like the "War on Terror" or "Global Warming", just something use to avoid losing more points in the polls
Obama surges in polls
He responded by saying "you can call me daddy"
Palin ready for debate
She says, "I've got my gun and golly g, I'm hunting me a liberal"
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