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Syria, Iran and Hezbollah will try to retaliate against Israel by attacking unarmed civilians (men, women and children) in the Islamic terrorist manner.
Perhaps He has Another Agenda?
Chicago has the strictest gun laws, yet gun violence caused 40 deaths this year & about 500 homicides in 2012. Yet Chicago's Democratic liberal far left mayor raves & rants about more gun control!
Democrats Cover their Butts
Republicans accused the White House of having selective amnesia after WH Press Secretary Carney and Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) blamed Republicans for a dismal fourth quarter 2012 GDP report.
No More Excuses
President Obama blamed climate change for the latest US economic/GDP slump & coming recession of 2013. The president's previous "not me" have been former President George W Bush, Republicans & guns!
New Gun Laws Not Needed
Chicago's Mayor has solved the gun crime problem in the city. The entire load of BS generated by the mayor has covered the streets with tons of smelly brown stuff, so that no one can move about!
The House in a bipartisan two-thirds vote agreed to impeach Pres. Obama as he really "F***ed Up" the US economy via overspending, wasteful bailouts/stimulus packages & Keynesian economic policies!
Kindly Leave Us Alone
Americans are finally coming together in a bipartisan effort to tell liberal and conservative politicians to get their noses out of our lives and their hands out of our pockets!
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore" San Francisco
Super Bowl XLVII played in New Orleans between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers matches' two Harbaugh brothers coached teams in gridiron rivalry.
The sitting Democratic governor of Maryland, to mark the 139th birthday of Harry Houdini, will reveal how he makes the Transportation Trust Fund money disappear each year in order to raise taxes!
Welcome to the Obama Recession of 2013
Economically clueless Pres. Obama has squelched every endeavor to bring the USA out of the recession of 2008. The presidents's over spending, over taxing & over regulating policies are to blame!
Blue States Will Turn Red
In currently Democratic blue states more & more conservatives are coming out of the closet each election cycle due to the poor economy & liberal pandering. By 2050 people will be asking Barack who?
Don't You Wish it Was True?
There are Alcoholic Anonymous and Gamblers Anonymous chapters in Washington DC. President Obama is starting an Overspending Anonymous chapter, inviting insolvent blue state governors to join!
Get With the Program
King Obama I and his Democratic far left liberals missed the memo about the US Constitution telling the federal government what it can't do, not the government telling citizens what they can't do!
Rabid Liberal Stupidity Run Amok
A number of gun control groups are suing the EPA to force it to regulate ammunition containing lead. The only lead to be gotten out is in the part of their anatomy that members of these groups sit on!
Lest We Forget the Louisiana Purchase
Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) indicated on the Senate floor that the non-entitlement spending problem is a creation of Fox News. The Senator's ObamaCare vote was bought for a $100 Million bribe!
History Repeats Itself
US government approves sale of taxpayer funded A123 Systems to a Chinese company, despite security concerns. Sounds like before WWII, the NAZIs bought the formula for high octane aviation gasoline!
Second Amendment Rights are in the US Constitution
Gun control supporters urge President Obama to use the power of the Executive Branch to go around Congress. These are the same left liberals who cry to the ACLU when their civil rights are violated!
What's the Rush?
LONE RANGER: President Obama wants immigration reform now. TONTO: Kimosabe, the president has taken four years to determine if an oil pipeline between the US and Canada should be built!
Ignore the Disarm America Crowd
In the 1920s and 1930s if African Americans in the US and Jews in Germany had firearms, perhaps the KKK and the NAZIs would have been dispatched earlier.
The Big Spender in Chief
Clueless President Obama doesn't know how to solve real problems like the economy/jobs, the national debt or balance the budget, so he picks climate change to talk about!
The Prevaricator in Chief
Pres. Obama keeps repeating his extreme liberal lies about the economy improving, the national debt not mattering, Republicans, Fox News, no entitlement spending cuts needed, & more gun control!
Big Brother is Watching You
King Obama I counsels parents about their sons playing football, wanting the game to change. Next week the president plans to discuss athlete's feet and jock itch during his weekly radio address!
The Real Political Problem
Republican & Democratic Senators come to a bipartisan agreement about illegal immigration. Pres. Obama is to speak in Las Vegas NV, with odds makers giving 3 to 2 odds he finds a reason to poo-poo it!