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Attention Conservatives

Have you or a loved one been unemployed during the Obama presidency. You may have been exposed to Obamanomics & entitled to compensation. Call the Law Offices of Bush & Bush at 1-800-SUE-BAMA!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2013
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Predictable Despots

Syria, Iran and Hezbollah will try to retaliate against Israel by attacking unarmed civilians (men, women and children) in the Islamic terrorist manner.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2013
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Perhaps He has Another Agenda?

Chicago has the strictest gun laws, yet gun violence caused 40 deaths this year & about 500 homicides in 2012. Yet Chicago's Democratic liberal far left mayor raves & rants about more gun control!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2013
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Democrats Cover their Butts

Republicans accused the White House of having selective amnesia after WH Press Secretary Carney and Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) blamed Republicans for a dismal fourth quarter 2012 GDP report.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2013
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No More Excuses

President Obama blamed climate change for the latest US economic/GDP slump & coming recession of 2013. The president's previous "not me" have been former President George W Bush, Republicans & guns!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2013
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New Gun Laws Not Needed

Chicago's Mayor has solved the gun crime problem in the city. The entire load of BS generated by the mayor has covered the streets with tons of smelly brown stuff, so that no one can move about!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2013
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Economic Incompetency

The House in a bipartisan two-thirds vote agreed to impeach Pres. Obama as he really "F***ed Up" the US economy via overspending, wasteful bailouts/stimulus packages & Keynesian economic policies!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 01 February 2013
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Kindly Leave Us Alone

Americans are finally coming together in a bipartisan effort to tell liberal and conservative politicians to get their noses out of our lives and their hands out of our pockets!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore" San Francisco

Super Bowl XLVII played in New Orleans between the Baltimore Ravens and the San Francisco 49ers matches' two Harbaugh brothers coached teams in gridiron rivalry.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Disappearing Act

The sitting Democratic governor of Maryland, to mark the 139th birthday of Harry Houdini, will reveal how he makes the Transportation Trust Fund money disappear each year in order to raise taxes!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Welcome to the Obama Recession of 2013

Economically clueless Pres. Obama has squelched every endeavor to bring the USA out of the recession of 2008. The presidents's over spending, over taxing & over regulating policies are to blame!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Blue States Will Turn Red

In currently Democratic blue states more & more conservatives are coming out of the closet each election cycle due to the poor economy & liberal pandering. By 2050 people will be asking Barack who?

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Don't You Wish it Was True?

There are Alcoholic Anonymous and Gamblers Anonymous chapters in Washington DC. President Obama is starting an Overspending Anonymous chapter, inviting insolvent blue state governors to join!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Get With the Program

King Obama I and his Democratic far left liberals missed the memo about the US Constitution telling the federal government what it can't do, not the government telling citizens what they can't do!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Rabid Liberal Stupidity Run Amok

A number of gun control groups are suing the EPA to force it to regulate ammunition containing lead. The only lead to be gotten out is in the part of their anatomy that members of these groups sit on!



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Lest We Forget the Louisiana Purchase

Sen. Mary Landrieu (D-LA) indicated on the Senate floor that the non-entitlement spending problem is a creation of Fox News. The Senator's ObamaCare vote was bought for a $100 Million bribe!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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History Repeats Itself

US government approves sale of taxpayer funded A123 Systems to a Chinese company, despite security concerns. Sounds like before WWII, the NAZIs bought the formula for high octane aviation gasoline!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Second Amendment Rights are in the US Constitution

Gun control supporters urge President Obama to use the power of the Executive Branch to go around Congress. These are the same left liberals who cry to the ACLU when their civil rights are violated!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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What's the Rush?

LONE RANGER: President Obama wants immigration reform now. TONTO: Kimosabe, the president has taken four years to determine if an oil pipeline between the US and Canada should be built!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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Ignore the Disarm America Crowd

In the 1920s and 1930s if African Americans in the US and Jews in Germany had firearms, perhaps the KKK and the NAZIs would have been dispatched earlier.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 31 January 2013
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The Big Spender in Chief

Clueless President Obama doesn't know how to solve real problems like the economy/jobs, the national debt or balance the budget, so he picks climate change to talk about!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
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The Prevaricator in Chief

Pres. Obama keeps repeating his extreme liberal lies about the economy improving, the national debt not mattering, Republicans, Fox News, no entitlement spending cuts needed, & more gun control!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
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Big Brother is Watching You

King Obama I counsels parents about their sons playing football, wanting the game to change. Next week the president plans to discuss athlete's feet and jock itch during his weekly radio address!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
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The Real Political Problem

Republican & Democratic Senators come to a bipartisan agreement about illegal immigration. Pres. Obama is to speak in Las Vegas NV, with odds makers giving 3 to 2 odds he finds a reason to poo-poo it!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
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