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Government to Ban Import of Ashtrays

As from Monday, the UK government will be banning the import of ash trays.

written by IN SEINE, 25 October 2012
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Bad Headline: Number 119

MILK DRINKERS TURN TO POWDER

written by IN SEINE, 25 October 2012
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"Blood" Rain Expected This Week

In what could be a Halloween trick or treat, blood has been forecast to rain over parts of Milton Keynes. However, many people will be expecting it in vain!

written by IN SEINE, 23 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 144

'The Opera Singer'

by

Barry Tone

written by IN SEINE, 23 October 2012
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Milton Keynes Vacuum Cleaner Thief Makes Full Recovery.

A Milton Keynes man who stole a cordless vacuum cleaner by eating it was taken to hospital today. A hospital spokeswoman said that: "he is picking up well!"

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2012
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Bad Headline: Number 118

DEAD EXPECTED TO RISE

written by IN SEINE, 22 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 143

"The Unexpected"

by

Oliver Sudden

written by IN SEINE, 21 October 2012
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Over 400 pilgrims baptised at Lourdes

More than 400 Roman Catholic pilgrims were baptised at Lourdes today when the grotto was flooded by Holy water. Some even expected it to turn into wine!

written by IN SEINE, 21 October 2012
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Bad Headline: Number 117

DEER KILL 130,000

written by IN SEINE, 20 October 2012
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Pandas Doing Well!

A baby panda at San Diego zoo successfully passed its 1st veterinary checkup today. Meanwhile, a 2009 Fiat Panda past its 1st MOT today in a Milton Keynes garage. Both Pandas are doing well.

written by IN SEINE, 20 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 142

"Singing in the Shower"

by

Ima L. Wett

written by IN SEINE, 19 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 141

"Personal House Construction"

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Bill Jerome Home

written by IN SEINE, 18 October 2012
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Police fail to deal with suspected break-in at HM Treasury

A suspected break-in at HM Treasury could not be dealt with by the police because because it took 10 police officers to separate 2 cats fighting and the back of number 10! Taxpayers will pay the bill

written by IN SEINE, 17 October 2012
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Damien Hirst to Be Charged with Murder

The RSPCA is to charge artist, Damien Hirst with the murder of 9,000 butterflies and one Caterpillar it has been disclosed today.

written by IN SEINE, 14 October 2012
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European Union Win Nobel Peace Prize

… This proves that the judges in Finland have a sense of humour!

written by IN SEINE, 13 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 139

"My Trial"

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Anita Lawyer.

written by IN SEINE, 10 October 2012
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CAMERON: Sink or Swim Situation

David Cameron says that this country is facing a sink or swim situation. He is displaying brilliant leadership skills by neither wearing swimming trunks or water wings!

written by IN SEINE, 10 October 2012
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Jimmy Savile WAS a Serial Sex Predator

They wish to emphasise the word 'WAS' and that the public can be reassured that he is no longer doing it, since his death.

written by IN SEINE, 10 October 2012
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Bad Habit?

A woman dressed as a nun was caught on CCTV in a shop in America stealing several cans of beer and hiding them in her robes. She is thought to be a habitual thief.

written by IN SEINE, 10 October 2012
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Ganja Heaven

Ganja Heaven has been found in Bedford where an elderly couple bought a cannabis plant from a car boot sale. It grew into a massive shrub thought to be worth thousands of pounds.

written by IN SEINE, 09 October 2012
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What Boris Really Means When He Called David Cameron a Broom

London Mayor, Boris Johnson called David Cameron a broom saying that he sweeps up Labour's mess. What he really means is that David Cameron is related to Basil Brush… BROOM BROOM!

written by IN SEINE, 09 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 138

"Unemployed"

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Anita Job

written by IN SEINE, 09 October 2012
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David Blaine Charged!

Stuntman, David Blaine has been charged for not paying the electricity bill for having 1 million faults surround his body for 72 hours. Was it all worth it?

written by IN SEINE, 09 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 140

"Irish Flooring"

by

Lynn O'Leum

written by IN SEINE, 08 October 2012
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