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Obama Welcomes Bill To Regulate Tobacco
From now on, all cigars that are to go to market shall be first assessed by former President, Bill Clinton.
David Carradine Dies Under Unusual Circumcision...
Chabad-Lubavitch Center in Bangkok says they weren't involved. Oye Vey! Oh wait...I think it was supposed to be 'unusual circumstances
Mammoth skeleton unearthed in Serbia
Suprisingly, it turned out to be the remains of late comedian, John Candy.
David Carradine dead, hanging in closet
Hotel dry-cleaning service really messed up.
Richard Simmons Brings Down Air France Transatlantic Jet
Dancin' To The Oldies banned while planes are airborne.
Boris Johnson Soaks His John Thomas While Falling Into River
Int' process, 'e's definitely soaked 'is John wee Thomas, 'is willy, 'is fifth limb, aye.
President Obama Gets Some Badass Bling From Saudi King
...and he can hardly wait to show it to his homies in the hood. Straight up.
Obama's Dog Devours Japanese Sound Man
"We never should have raised the dog on sushi," stated President Obama outside the morgue.
American Idol Adam Lambert Checks Into Hospital For An Enema
You really don't want me to go into detail, do you?
Olympic Flame Climbs Everest
As a tribute to good sportsmanlike conduct, pro-Tibet protesters in Nepal who interfere with the Olympic Flame climb at Mount Everest may be shot.
You Are More Likely To Get Your Baggage At Heathrow...
then to have your Breaking News Snippet show up here. But... be a sport. Give it a go....LOL! - BA CEO, Willie Walsh
9 out of 10 People Who Clicked The Ad...
under this snippet, didn't realize they needed the product until they clicked on it.
Scrolling Text Boxes Contributing To Global Warming
Scrolling Text Boxes may have a detrimental effect on the environment. This pronouncement was made at an annual World Wide Web convention at an exclusive resort in Fiji, accessible only by private jet.
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