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Spinach Dip Recalled, May Be Contaminated with Salmonella
Popeye suffers a panic attack.
Man Bites Off Ear of Another Man During Argument
The perp's defense: "He never listens and has no need for even one ear, much less two of them."
Children who Directed Air Traffic at JFK Airport Threaten Lawsuit . . .
. . . If they are not paid union-scale pay for their shifts
An Ecstatic Kindle Comments on a Possible iPad Launch Delay
"I told you that the iPad was nothing but a Johnny-come-lately."
God Explains Ice Deposits Found at the Moon's North Pole
"My bad. Santa Claus had ordered some ice from me, but I delivered it to the wrong North Pole."
There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe . . . until the Bank Foreclosed on It
Donald Trump moved her to a mansion. She lived happily ever after.
Weight Watchers Have Question about Fossil Finding that Prehistoric Snakes Ate Baby Dinosaurs
How did the snakes stay so slim?
Huge red granite head of Amenhotep III dug up in Egypt. More heads to follow?
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary . . .
Who the heck cares how your garden grows.
Little Miss Muffet Sat on a Tuffet
And wondered, "How can I find a husband, so that I can dump this stupid name?"
U. S. Military Now Permits Use of Twitter
Don't ask, don't tell, just tweet it.
Open Your Mouth Wide
Obama's health care plan is about to be rammed down your throat.
People Rush to Doctors
Have gotten sick after watching Obama's Health Care Summit on TV
Facebook Official Discusses Glitch in Which Email Messages Were Misdirected
"We still have a higher accuracy rate than the U. S. Postal Service."
written by Gail Farrelly, 26 February 2010
Trouble with the Extra Room (with windows) at the Space Station
Intergalactic real estate agent suddenly appeared and said, "Hey, the reservation wasn't for a room with a view."
Original Features Can Still Be Seen on Ancient Spider Fossil
No facelift necessary.
Pill helps to cure osteoporosis in mice and rats
Way to go, scientists. Now we'll have a nice strong rodent population to battle.
Research Shows Drinking Beer May Strengthen Bones
Since Super Bowl Sunday, bones seem to be doing just fine.
Obama Comments about Inviting Republicans to a Half-day Bipartisan Summit on Health Care
"I can only put up with Republicans for half a day."
NASA Says Shuttle Launch Was Delayed until Monday Because of Bad Weather
No way. The delay was due to the fact that astronauts wanted to attend Super Bowl parties.
The Who, that's who. The English band rocked Super Bowl crowds!
This weekend, you are not the No. 1 movie in the U. S. and Canada. That would be me. Love and Kisses, "Dear John"
Oregon Orangutan, Kutai, Is Now In Protective Custody
He had predicted that the Colts would win the Super Bowl. Many gamblers acted on his prediction and are now out to get him.
Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith Elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame
Terrific contestants on "Dancing with the Stars," they are now busy preparing their acceptance dances for the Hall of Fame induction ceremony to be held in Canton on Aug. 7.
written by Gail Farrelly, 07 February 2010