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Spinach Dip Recalled, May Be Contaminated with Salmonella

Popeye suffers a panic attack.

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 March 2010
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Man Bites Off Ear of Another Man During Argument

The perp's defense: "He never listens and has no need for even one ear, much less two of them."

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 March 2010
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Children who Directed Air Traffic at JFK Airport Threaten Lawsuit . . .

. . . If they are not paid union-scale pay for their shifts

written by Gail Farrelly, 06 March 2010
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An Ecstatic Kindle Comments on a Possible iPad Launch Delay

"I told you that the iPad was nothing but a Johnny-come-lately."

written by Gail Farrelly, 03 March 2010
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God Explains Ice Deposits Found at the Moon's North Pole

"My bad. Santa Claus had ordered some ice from me, but I delivered it to the wrong North Pole."

written by Gail Farrelly, 03 March 2010
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There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe . . . until the Bank Foreclosed on It

Donald Trump moved her to a mansion. She lived happily ever after.

written by Gail Farrelly, 03 March 2010
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Weight Watchers Have Question about Fossil Finding that Prehistoric Snakes Ate Baby Dinosaurs

How did the snakes stay so slim?

written by Gail Farrelly, 02 March 2010
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Heads Up!

Huge red granite head of Amenhotep III dug up in Egypt. More heads to follow?

written by Gail Farrelly, 02 March 2010
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Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary . . .

Who the heck cares how your garden grows.

written by Gail Farrelly, 02 March 2010
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Little Miss Muffet Sat on a Tuffet

And wondered, "How can I find a husband, so that I can dump this stupid name?"

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 February 2010
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U. S. Military Now Permits Use of Twitter

Don't ask, don't tell, just tweet it.

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 February 2010
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Open Your Mouth Wide

Obama's health care plan is about to be rammed down your throat.

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 February 2010
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People Rush to Doctors

Have gotten sick after watching Obama's Health Care Summit on TV

written by Gail Farrelly, 27 February 2010
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Facebook Official Discusses Glitch in Which Email Messages Were Misdirected

"We still have a higher accuracy rate than the U. S. Postal Service."

written by Gail Farrelly, 26 February 2010
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Trouble with the Extra Room (with windows) at the Space Station

Intergalactic real estate agent suddenly appeared and said, "Hey, the reservation wasn't for a room with a view."

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 February 2010
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Original Features Can Still Be Seen on Ancient Spider Fossil

No facelift necessary.

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 February 2010
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Pill helps to cure osteoporosis in mice and rats

Way to go, scientists. Now we'll have a nice strong rodent population to battle.

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 February 2010
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Research Shows Drinking Beer May Strengthen Bones

Since Super Bowl Sunday, bones seem to be doing just fine.

written by Gail Farrelly, 14 February 2010
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Obama Comments about Inviting Republicans to a Half-day Bipartisan Summit on Health Care

"I can only put up with Republicans for half a day."

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 February 2010
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NASA Says Shuttle Launch Was Delayed until Monday Because of Bad Weather

No way. The delay was due to the fact that astronauts wanted to attend Super Bowl parties.

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 February 2010
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Who?

The Who, that's who. The English band rocked Super Bowl crowds!

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 February 2010
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Dear "Avatar,"

This weekend, you are not the No. 1 movie in the U. S. and Canada. That would be me. Love and Kisses, "Dear John"

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 February 2010
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Oregon Orangutan, Kutai, Is Now In Protective Custody

He had predicted that the Colts would win the Super Bowl. Many gamblers acted on his prediction and are now out to get him.

written by Gail Farrelly, 08 February 2010
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Jerry Rice and Emmitt Smith Elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame

Terrific contestants on "Dancing with the Stars," they are now busy preparing their acceptance dances for the Hall of Fame induction ceremony to be held in Canton on Aug. 7.

written by Gail Farrelly, 07 February 2010
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