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Kirstie Alley Reveals Her Favorite Dish
Kirstie Alley's favorite dish...All-You-Can-Eat-Buffets.
Los Angeles Is Preparing For The "Big One"
No, not the earthquake...New Jersey Governor Chris Christie.
Psychologists Will Be Stationed Along The Boston Marathon Route
They will all be armed with AK-47 Automatic Assault Rifles.
Miley Cyrus Reveals Her Twerking Fantasy
The Princess of Twerking has just stated that her fantasy is to twerk the gigantic-butted Kim Kardashian.
Due To The Smog Problem Paris Will Limit The Use of Vehicles
The French government says that cars can only be driven between the hours of 5 pm and 7 pm and trucks only between the hours of 2 am and 4 am.
A close friend of Ted Cruz has revealed that Ted has a tattoo of former President George W. Bush's name on his butt.
A Powerful Typhoon Strikes Australia
The Aussie government is reporting that over 600 kangaroos are now living in New Guinea.
Jay Leno Isn't Just Sitting At Home
Jay Leno was seen at The La Brea Tar Pits asking visitors, "Hey, I'm Jay Leno, remember me?"
The White House Reaches Out To Illegal Aliens
Vice-President Biden says plans are underway for the biggest Piñata Party in the history of Piñata Parties.
Russia Has Banned All Websites That Are Critical of The Kremlin
An inside source gives the number of sites as 2,902,871 sites (so far).
The Administration Has Cooked The Books On Deportation
An inside source at the White House has said that since President Obama has been in office no one has been deported.
Snow, Snow, and More Friggin Snow
A Pennsylvania meteorologist is predicting that the sky could run out of snow within 8 days.
The English Channel Is Going Down
Oceanic scientists report that the English Channel is losing about 9 gallons of seawater per year.
President Abraham Lincoln's Wife Had A Strange Quirk
A new book on first lady Mary Todd Lincoln states that she hated Lincoln logs.
But The Name Washington Redskins Is Okay?
A tribe of Cherokees living in the USA want the name of the Red Sea to be changed to The Native-American Sea.
Gandhi - The Picky Eater?
Mahatma Gandhi never admited that he was anorexic, but everyone around him definitely knew it.
Cincinnati Says Good Riddance To A Sticky Situation
The city of Cincinnati has outlawed duct tape saying that it is nothing but a germ magnet.
Russia Is In The Market For A Piece of Central America
Panama has told Russia that they are not going to sell them the Panama Canal no matter how much they offer.
Joan "The Queen of Mean" Rivers Socks It To Susan Boyle
Susan Boyle recently said she's still waiting for her blue prince in shining armor to show up. Joan Rivers said that with her age and looks she will have to settle for a joker in a burlap jumpsuit.
Whoa! And Her Second Choice Was...
A woman in Phoenix, Arizona lost 212 pounds after she had her lips stapled.
One Of Those Don't Ask Situations
Adam Lambert admits that he recently had to go to a med clinic to have some glitter removed from his anal region.
A Wildfire Hits Idaho
State officials warn that 1.3 million potatotes are in danger of being fried.
A 6.3 Magnitude Quake Strikes Japan
Early reports state that 7 saki factories and 119 camera shops were damaged.
Paris Hilton - The Original Blonde Space Cadet
Paris Hilton went into a Beverly Hills pet shop and told the clerk she wanted to buy a pet Monkey Wrench.