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Jeremy Hunt welcomes 'seven-day NHS' plan

The NHS will now only operate for seven non consecutive days in one calendar year. The public will not be told which days these are. Hunt called the plan "The best way yet to save money"

written by John_L, 14 December 2013

Newcastle's Alan Pardew wins Premier League manager of month

Owner Mike Ashley reputedly already in talks with recently sacked Fulham Manager Martin Jol as a possible replacement at WONGA! St. James Park Stadium.

written by John_L, 06 December 2013

500 job losses on Autumn Statement

George Osbourne's big gimmick to get rid of physical car tax disks has been met with an angry response from small businesses that make tax disk holders. Approximately 500 people will lose their jobs.

written by John_L, 05 December 2013

Child fans 'Used as Flare Mules'

After judge Craig Revel Horwood said Flares were "Ghastly" and banned them from the Strictly Ballroom fans have been using children as young as 8 to sneak them into the Saturday night show.

written by John_L, 03 December 2013

Young British People name Toronto as Worlds coolest City.

A city with a crack smoking nutjob as Mayor is the idea of cool to must British kids these days.

written by John_L, 26 November 2013

England batsman leaves Ashes tour of Australia

Rather unfortunately Jonathan Trott has come down with a sever case of the trotts.

written by John_L, 25 November 2013

Co-op Bank ex-boss Paul Flowers 'filmed buying drugs'

He said that he was attempting to put himself in a position to stand against Boris Johnson as Mayor of London using a strategy copied from Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

written by John_L, 17 November 2013

Boris: Cameron thanking god for Russell Brand.

London Mayor today said that PM David Cameron was "On his knees thanking god for Russell Brand" as the comic moved from telling Tory opponents not to vote to whipping up support for Dave with the Mail

written by John_L, 06 November 2013

Jason Alexander Goes Without Underwear in Shocking Sheer Dress With Body-Flashing Cutouts

Fellow 'Seinfeld' star Michael Richards commented: I think that is even more shocking than my rant a couple of years ago.

written by John_L, 05 November 2013

Sixty people leave UK after Home Office 'Go Home' van campaign

The figures show that os the 60 58 were British citizens who left because they were so disgusted with the country for stooping so low.

written by John_L, 31 October 2013

Platini wants bigger world cup

After seeing Ice Hockey's Stanley Cup which stads at over a meter tall he felt the current trophy looked a bit titchy.

written by John_L, 28 October 2013

Cameron: Storms a disappointment.

Prime Minister David Cameron was said to be greatly disappointed by the big storm. He had hoped that the disaster level would mean that he could hide all sorts of unpopular policy announcements.

written by John_L, 28 October 2013

Letter bomb sent to chief constable

The device had a Westminster postcode and the word "pleb" was used in the accompanying note. Police are planning to speak to Andrew Mitchell.

written by John_L, 25 October 2013

Epic row over final cut of Noah film

The studio want the biblical epics climax to show the Statue of Liberty rising up as the water subsides, while director Darren Aronofsky thinks the Lincoln Memorial with a monkey face would be better.

written by John_L, 16 October 2013

Dead star eats water-rich asteroid

The Opera singer Luciano Pavarotti has eaten the sixteen mile wide H2 astroid confounding scientists who thought that his huge appetite may have subsided with his death in 2007

written by John_L, 16 October 2013

Masturbating elephant wins art prize

Jumbo has been hailed by some as the New Banksy after making a large sticky mess over a wall at his home in the Bronx Zoo.

written by John_L, 16 October 2013

3D printing 'entering the metal age'

Users can now download and create a life-sized replica of Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the 'Ed

written by John_L, 16 October 2013

Edinburgh Zoo panda Tian Tian 'no longer pregnant'

The Panda suffered a miscarriage over the weekend after the 'Daily Mail' published a piece branding her an 'Enemy of Britain' due to her Grandfathers friendship with Mao Zedong.

written by John_L, 15 October 2013

Assembly investigates Duck Tours fire

Due to cuts to the fire service the job of investigating the fire last month on a Duck Tours amphibian vehicle was today taken on by the Year Six assembly of St. Florians RC Primary School in Moorgate

written by John_L, 14 October 2013

Cumberbatch in talks to play Savile.

After a successful turn as Julian Assange in 'The Fifth Estate' Benedict Cumberbatch is hoping to corner the market in creepy white haired men who chase young girls by playing Sir Jim'll next year.

written by John_L, 11 October 2013

Badgers 'moved goalposts' says minister Owen Paterson

Following on from his statement Anti Cull groups have joined with the Football Association is suggesting that instead of being culled Badgers could be employed at St. George's Park.

written by John_L, 09 October 2013

EDL close to appointing new leader

The Arsenal and England footballer Jack Wiltshire is the smoking hot favorite to replace the departing Tommy Robinson after his comments that "England should be for the English" yesterday.

written by John_L, 09 October 2013

EDL leader Tommy Robinson quits group

In the Cabinet Reshuffle David Cameron asked Robinson to sit in the House of Lords as the new Minister for Race and Immigration.

written by John_L, 08 October 2013

Tebow to replace Patrick

After another humiliating wreak Danica Patrick is to be replaced in the No10 car. Go Daddy who sponsor the car still want the publicity so have signed up NFL bust Tim Tebow as a replacement.

written by John_L, 07 October 2013
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