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Mysterious 'ugly woman' painting baffles Winchester couple

The couple have no idea who sent them the painting of TV star Miranda Hart but have no intention of keeping it in the house.

written by John_L, 04 October 2013
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Daily Fail to return to its roots.

Following the arrest of several members of the Greek far right group Golden Dawn the Daily Fail will ask its readers to raise money to pay for their court fees, just as it did for Black Shirts in 1936

written by John_L, 01 October 2013
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Osbourne launches war on something for nothing society.

However the Chump of Exchequer's speech made sure that large companies will be able to carry on working interns for 100s of free hours a week rather than creating jobs.

written by John_L, 01 October 2013
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Miss Piggy joins Kermit in Smithsonian

Scientists are anxious to see if the two will mate in captivity, and if so what their offspring will look like.

written by John_L, 26 September 2013
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Bondage event at Trumpton Village Hall faces cancellation

Due to industrial action by the Fire Brigade safety cannot be guaranteed. Officers Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert and Dibble will walk out over new contracts. Grub will remain on duty as cover.

written by John_L, 26 September 2013
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Most Scots 'only feel Scottish'

However some Scots in the boarders will head south to cop a feel.

written by John_L, 26 September 2013
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Supermarkets ditch 'psycho' outfits

This after a complaint from lawyers representing George Osbourne who asked them to desist from using their clients image for Halloween costumes.

written by John_L, 26 September 2013
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Cameron corrects Clegg.

David Cameron has rewritten the keynote conference speech for his chum Nick Clegg. "I have to make sure that Nick says the things that I have agreed he will with Rupert Murdoch" the PM said.

written by John_L, 15 September 2013
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San Francisco braced for refugees

The city of San Francisco is predicting an influx of up to half a million gay refugees from Australia. The pink tide has been set in motion by new PM Tony Martin's anti gay stance.

written by John_L, 08 September 2013
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'Daily Fail' have new evidence in Diana case

The paper now claims that Diana was murdered as part of a plot by Romanian Gypsies to take over Britain. It repeated it call, first made in 1938, for all gypsies to be put in a camp and executed.

written by John_L, 24 August 2013
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Cameron attempts to become secret cabbie.

After Norway's PM Jens Stoltenberg has a turn as a Taxi driver the British PM David Cameron did the same. However Dave got it all wrong, sitting in the back while his chauffeur drove the cab.

written by John_L, 12 August 2013
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Race Walk cut from Athletic World Championships.

The walking events at the Athletics world championships have been cancelled after the competitors were arrested under Russia's new anti gay laws while on a training walk.

written by John_L, 10 August 2013
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Britain's biggest 'fatberg' removed from London sewer

However no one is sure what Eric Pickles was doing in the sewer to start with.

written by John_L, 06 August 2013
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Little Chef in £15m Kuwaiti sale

The Kuwaiti Royals are pleased to now own Jamie Oliver while David Cameron was said to be sad at losing a celebrity chum.

written by John_L, 04 August 2013
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Cable announces Royal Mail sell off.

Being a very bad idea George Osbourne got his fag to announce it so he can distance himself later.

written by John_L, 10 July 2013
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Google's new honest Chrome advert

You Tube videos will now start with a man in a suit and dark glasses and be captioned: "Chrome can't stop the NSA spying on you, but Chrome is the fastest was to let the NSA know what you are doing."

written by John_L, 17 June 2013
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Kate to launch ship

The Stepford Princess will launch the Royal Princess before going into hiding before the birth.

written by John_L, 13 June 2013
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Chelsea FC lose out to the BBC

Jose Mourinho at the last moment has rejected a new contract with Chelsea and will instead replace Matt Smith as the new 'Doctor Who'

written by John_L, 03 June 2013
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Cameron relived by Terrorist attack

It means that the news of his capitulation on Corporation Tax after Google threaten to pull their £4.5m donation from the Tories.

written by John_L, 23 May 2013
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Chelsea Flower Show lifts ban on Gnomes

William Hague finally able to attend.

written by John_L, 20 May 2013
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For Sale: 12 Clockwork Clowns.

Used but in good condition for more information contact Sandro Rosell, The FC Barcelona Camp Nou Stadium, Avinguda Aristides Maillol, s/n
08028, Barcelona.

written by John_L, 02 May 2013
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Duke of Edinburgh on three-day visit to Canada

More evidence that the Canadians have done enough to beat the Australians in the race to replace the pound when it collapses next year.

written by John_L, 27 April 2013
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John Terry reaffirms retirement but would consider England SOS call

So if a petty racist is needed Terry's your man.

written by John_L, 27 April 2013
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Selena Gomez delivered a rare fashion faux pas

In an attempt to win back Justin Beiber the 'Spring Breakers' star wore an outfit based on Anne Frank's concentration camp uniform.

written by John_L, 27 April 2013
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