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Leveson report to be published next Thursday
I'm getting the DVD for Christmas. My mum loves Hugh Grant.
Mail Online reaches new record of 106m monthly browsers
99 million of them for the sidebar of shame to see Lindsay Lohan, Kim Kardashian and Miley Cyrus walking out of shops, houses and buildings. And another million to see Helen Flanagan in the jungle.
Blink and you'll miss him
A West London Hotel has changed the name of its top floor suite to Rafa Benitez to 'honour' the new Chelsea boss - saying the room is perfect for short stays.
It used to be named after Kim Kardashian
Elgin City v Rangers postponed on safety grounds.
Match was called off when it was discovered Elgin had sold over 1,000 too many tickets for the 4,520 capacity ground.
Honestly those marketing people at Elgin - marbles!
Prince William favourite Royal in public poll
Narrowly beating Royal Doulton china.
Bryan Ferry of Poxy Music releases vajazzle album.
CORRECTION: that should read Bryan Ferry of Roxy Music releases a JAZZ album.
New online jingle radio station distances itself from Savile
"He was more of a jingle jangle guy"
New BBC Director General calls for Unity
It all got a bit confusing and embarrassing when Una Stubbs turned up in her Aunt Sally outfit.
Mark Hughes Sacked By QPR
Results so far this season have been
Quite
Pathetic
Really
Lord McAlpine poised to sue at least 10,000 Twitter followers.
More details at hashtag #ohshitwishineverretweetedthat
Have you noticed...
How you never see Helen Flanagan and Kelly Brook in the same room? Especially if the room is in a library.
Swedish Woman Accused Of Having Sex With Skeleton Parts
Sounds creepy. Wasn't Sven Goran Errikson available?
British woman put in jail in Dubai for sex in taxi
Apparently she never left a tip.
Naked man climbs on statue in Whitehall
The Chancellor of The Exchequer has finally lost it.
Tony Hall is new BBC director general.
He's planning to work eight weeks for a years salary, negotiated by his agent and brother Eric Hall.
ITV pays £125,000 to settle case with Lord McAlpine
They've also offered him two tickets for the X Factor Final. Sitting behind Louis Walsh.
All change in West London
BBC, Chelsea and QPR all change managers.
Martin Jol at Fulham must be looking over his shoulder for the dreaded vote of confidence...
BBC pays £4m in executive pay-offs in two years
Almost as much as Chelsea.
Rector gives money away to parishioners in Exeter
Inspired by the 'Parable of the talents' in the bible.
The rector hopes those who took the money will return a profit by Easter. I'm putting my tenner on the next favourite at Kempton.
Radio stations start playing Christmas songs midway through November
SHOOT. ME. NOW.
Or shoot them.
170 i-phones stolen every day in London.
It's times like this I'm glad I still use a Nokia 3310.
Obama suffers jetlag after East Asia trip.
Either that or he was watching a Mitt Romney speech on youtube.
£1 fish man gets recording contract.
I can't wait to see him on the Royal Variety show next year, with Prince Philip covering his ears.
Radio DJ Dave Lee Travis arrested for 'groping'
WACK WACK OOPS!
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