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Caught on Camera: White Cable News Reporter Kicks Black Cable News Reporter

A white cable news reporter was charged with assault after a video showed him kicking a black cable news reporter.

written by Moose, 08 May 2015
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Bernie Sanders Is Running for President of The People's Republic of Amerika

Senator Bernie Sanders will seek the Democratic Party's nomination for President of The People's Republic of Amerika.

written by Moose, 30 April 2015
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Obama Announces Free Ice Cream for Low-Income Children

President Obama will go to one of Washington's poorest neighborhoods to talk about a plan to give low-income children free ice cream.

written by Moose, 30 April 2015
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Obama Blames Climate Change for Racial Unrest

Climate change "is not a problem for another generation," President Obama said Wednesday during an Earth Day address in Baltimore. "This is a problem now."

written by Moose, 28 April 2015
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Bruce Jenner's Transformation Nearly Complete

Bruce Jenner plans to complete his transformation into a woman by dumping "his" Republican Party and becoming a full blown, bleeding-heart liberal.

written by Moose, 28 April 2015
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President Obama Issues Executive Order, Combining ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change

President Obama issued an executive order today, directing the ATF, USDA, GMOs and Climate Change to be combined into one department (FAT ASS).

written by Moose, 27 April 2015
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Chipoltes Bans Employees From Getting Inoculated

Chipoltes's Co-Chief Executive Officer, Monte Moron, announced today that Chipoltes will no longer employ anyone who has been inoculated.

written by Moose, 27 April 2015
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iToons Shows Apple Logo Biting Android Robot in Crotch

In an apparent act of retaliation, Apple's iToons website displayed the Aaple logo biting the Android robot in the groin area.

written by Moose, 24 April 2015
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New Study Concludes That Semen Prevents Breast Cancer

A new study, released Wednesday, has concluded that semen, consumed orally, prevents breast cancer. The study was issued by the National Foundation for Men.

written by Moose, 24 April 2015
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President Obama Orders National Weather Service to Build Climatron

President Barack Obama issued an Executive Order Tuesday, directing the National Weather Service to build the Climatron.

written by Moose, 22 April 2015
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President Obama Proposes Building 10,000 Mile Dike To Protect USA From Climate Change

This morning, President Obama proposed utilizing the USA's military to build a dike around the lower 48 states, combating climate change.

written by Moose, 22 April 2015
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More schools to offer breakfast in bed

President Barack Obama signed an Executive Order today, mandating that schools offer breakfast in bed for disadvantaged students.

written by Moose, 19 April 2015
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* * * BREAKING NEWS * * *

Hillary Clinton was spotted this afternoon brushing her own hair. Video and detailed analysis available NOW on TheSpoofCableNetwork.com

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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* * * BREAKING NEWS * * *

Hillary Clinton was spotted this morning entering a restroom at hotel. She emerged a few minutes later. Full details tonight.

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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Republican Presidential Candidates Announce Their Rides After Hillary Clinton's Success In Her 'Scooby" Van

Republican candidates held a joint news conference to announce their choices in transportation, after Hillary Clinton's huge media success with her "Scooby" van.

written by Moose, 16 April 2015
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Small-Breasted Cocktail Waitresses Demand Income Equality

According to the latest data from the Bureau of Labor Statistics, cocktail waitresses with small breasts make 63 cents for every dollar large-breasted cocktail waitresses make.

written by Moose, 15 April 2015
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Obama calls Dick Cheney 'worst Vice President ever'

President Obama called Dick Cheney the 'worst Vice President ever', after former Vice President Dick Cheney said that President Obama is the worst commander in chief the United States has ever had.

written by Moose, 09 April 2015
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NFL Commissioner Slams Michael Sam for Anti-Gay Bashing On DWTS

Michael Sam, NFL's first openly gay player, was lambasted by NFL Commissioner, Biff Wellington, for his performance and comments on ABC's Dancing With The Stars.

written by Moose, 07 April 2015
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California Governor Signs 'Gay Freedom' Clarification Bill

California Governor Jerry Brown today signed a bill clarifying his state's controversial "gay freedom" laws, which critics said gave business owners a legal defense to discriminate against straights.

written by Moose, 03 April 2015
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ISIS Orders Mass Defecation on Quran

ISIS commander, Haid D'Salaami, ordered his soldiers to execute a mass-defecation on the holy Quran to prove their manliness.

written by Moose, 02 April 2015
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Red meat linked to erectile dysfunction, says Poultry Council study

The Poultry Litigation & Underwriting Council (PLUC) released the results of a 17-year study Monday, linking erectile dysfunction to the consumption of red meat.

written by Moose, 01 April 2015
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President Obama Issues Executive Order Prohibiting Future Presidents from Issuing Executive Orders

President Obama's Press Secretary, April Phulz, announced today that the President has signed a Presidential Executive Order prohibiting future Presidents from issuing Presidential Executive Orders.

written by Moose, 01 April 2015
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California Gay Advocacy Group Proposes Ballot Initiative to Allow Killing of Straights

In response to a measure to allow killing of gays in CA, Nigel Reynolds, attorney for the GAG has filed a petition with the California Attorney General, Kamala Harris, to allow killing of straights.

written by Moose, 26 March 2015
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US Surgeon General Recomends Federal Copulation Center

Surgeon General Vice Admiral Vivek H. Murthy, released a study today recommending that President Obama issue an executive order to establish a Federal United Copulation Center (FUCC).

written by Moose, 20 March 2015
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