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Bradley Manning to have sex change operation next week, then transfer to women's prison next year

Chelsea Manning is scheduled to undergo gender reassignment surgery next week. She will then return to Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary, before transferring to a women's prison in June of 2014.

written by Moose, 25 August 2013
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California's 'Rim' Fire Threatens Gay Motocross Event

SAN FRANCISCO, CA - A massive fire in California, known as the Rim Fire roared into the California back country today, threatening to disrupt a gay motocross event.

written by Moose, 25 August 2013
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Bradley Manning says he's a woman

Bradley Manning, the Army private found guilty for leaking classified documents, revealed Thursday he intends to live out the remainder of his life as a woman.

written by Moose, 22 August 2013
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NSA admits to rummaging through garbage of every American

In a stunning admission, the NSA unlawfully gathered thousands of tons of garbage from Americans as part of a now-revised collection method, according to a 2012 secret court opinion.

written by Moose, 22 August 2013
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Google Seeks Sex Experts For New Help Service

Google to launch SexHelp, through which frustrated housewives and horny men can offer advice to other frustrated housewives and horny men for free or a fee via online video.

written by Moose, 21 August 2013
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Anti Bully Bullying Law Passed in Texas

A former San Antonio teacher accused of directing kindergartners to hit a classmate for being a bully has resulted in new legislation, outlawing bullying of bullies.

written by Moose, 21 August 2013
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Microsoft to roll out SurPhobletoaster with 17.3 inch screen

REDMOND, WA - Microsoft announced the release of their new 17.3 inch SurPhobletoaster, due to arrive in stores on Oct. 31.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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Obamas' Dog Poops on Floor in Oval Office

***BREAKING NEWS*** The Obama's new dog, Sunny, issued his own "release" today, taking a giant dump on the floor of the Oval Office.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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Samsung to launch platinum smart phone

Samsung's next smartphone, will contain 23 ounces of pure platinum. The phone will be encrusted with 357 diamonds and will weight in at 3.6 pounds.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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Bloomberg Presses for Action on Bakery Rules

A day after an appeals court rejected his ban on sugary drinks larger than 16 ounces, Mayor Bloomberg announced that he will seek to outlaw jelly donuts.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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Obama Favours Cupboard Reorganisation

WASHINGTON, DC - In an effort to maximise control of gouvernment, feel more European and minimise Amerika, the Obama administration is proposing reorganising his cupboard.

written by Moose, 20 August 2013
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Leno, Letterman, Fallon and O'Brien to Leave Late-Night if Weiner Loses

Late night television hosts, Jay Leno, David Letterman, Jimmy Fallon and Conan Obrien have announced they will step down if Anthony Weiner does not win his bid to become Mayor of New York City.

written by Moose, 15 August 2013
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Cory Booker wins Democrat primary, reveals he groped female, then announces run for NYC Mayor

Corry Booker, Mayor of Newark, announced today that he had groped a female friend, and that put's him in a position to run for New York City Mayor.

written by Moose, 14 August 2013
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Mike Tyson Jumps Into New York City Mayoral Race

Shortly after being named "Power Player of the Week" by Fox News's Mike Wallace, Mike Tyson announced that he will be jumping into the New York City Mayoral Race.

written by Moose, 14 August 2013
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President pledges new limits on press

President Obama called Friday for greater control and more oversight of America's extensive press, including newspapers, websites and Costco flyers.

written by Moose, 14 August 2013
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Weiner Support Droops as Mike Tyson Takes Lead in NYC Mayoral Race

The polls have a new leader as Weiner support softened. Former undisputed heavyweight boxing champion and convicted rapist, Mike Tyson, has taken the lead in the Democrat primary.

written by Moose, 13 August 2013
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Tesla Motors founder details futuristic 'Catastropult' system

SAN JOSE, CA - Tesla Motors and Paypal founder Elon Musk unveiled his "Catastropult" system today, detailing a catapult that would toss people from Los Angeles to San Francisco in 1/2 hour, or so...

written by Moose, 13 August 2013
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Al Sharpton Calls For Boycott of Blackberry Products

WASHINGTON, DC - Democrat Activist, MSNBC host and part-time clown Al Sharpton has called for a boycott of all Blackberry products.

written by Moose, 13 August 2013
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Biden considers possible 2024 bid

WASHINGTON, DC - Vice President Joe Biden may run for President in 2024, or he may be dead. But he wants you to know he might, or might not.

written by Moose, 13 August 2013
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Apple to Launch iBone

Apple will reveal its next big thing, the iBone on September 13. Apple CEO Timothy D. Cook said "We are looking forward to giving MyRobot's newly released Splooj® stiff competition.

written by Moose, 12 August 2013
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NYPD Frisk-Grope-and-Fondle Tactic Violates Rights: Judge

A federal judge has ordered an independent agency to oversee reforms to the NYC PD's frisk-grope-and-fondle practice after ruling the polarizing practice violated the United States Constitution.

written by Moose, 12 August 2013
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Massive Mobility Scooter Pileup Injures 10 Seniors

THE VILLAGES, FL - Police are investigating a 41-mobility scooter pileup in The Villages that injured at least 10 seniors.

The cause of the pileup remains under investigation.

written by Moose, 12 August 2013
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New Jitterbug to hit market

THE VILLAGES, FL - Greatcall will release the new Jitterbug Delta, which includes features that many seniors have been demanding, including automatic repeating of all calls and messages.

written by Moose, 12 August 2013
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AG Holder to outline new whisle-blower sentencing guidelines

WASHINGTON, DC - The Justice Department plans to change how it prosecutes whistle-blowers, so they would no longer face mandatory death sentences.

written by Moose, 12 August 2013
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