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EPA to Crack Down on Second Hand Perfume

Little old ladies may find fewer places to spread their aroma after EPA officials took actions to protect people from second-hand perfume.

written by Moose, 09 March 2015

12 out of 10 Americans Don't Believe in Statistics

According to a recent poll completed by The Atlanta Constipation, 12 out of 10 Americans don't believe in statistics.

written by Moose, 08 March 2015

Hillary Clinton Used Personal Coffee Cup While Working as Secretary of State

It appears that Hillary Clinton violated protocol by employing a personal coffee cup while she was Secretary of State. This is an offense and may be against the law.

written by Moose, 03 March 2015

President Obama directs Defense Secretary to make US Military all transgender force

The Obama administration has sent signals in recent days that it is moving toward a decision to mandate an all-transgender military.

written by Moose, 25 February 2015

Does Governor Scott Walker know if President Obama is a Transgender Serial Rapist?

Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker may find himself in the middle of a political maelstrom after failing to say that he doesn't know if President Obama is a transgender serial rapist.

written by Moose, 22 February 2015

First Lady says she has had 'too many bushes'

First Lady Michele Obama responded via Twitter to Former First Lady Barbara Bush's recent Skype address, stating that "she hasn't had 'too many Bushes'", by saying she has had way too many bushes.

written by Moose, 16 February 2015

Obama: Gay Marriage Should Be Mandatory

Citizens in all 50 states should be forced by the Supreme Court to be gay-married, President Barack Obama told The Spoof.

written by Moose, 12 February 2015

President Obama Issues Executive Order Directing All US Drivers to Switch to the Left

US President Barack Obama issued an executive order today, directing all US drivers to switch to the left side.

written by Moose, 31 January 2015

Massive Snow Storm Misses New York City - City Shuts Down

A MONSTER storm packing blizzard conditions spun by the elite East Coast media failed to live up to the hype, but New York City shut down anyway.

written by Moose, 27 January 2015

Obama Wraps Up State of the Union Speech on Skype

President Obama wrapped up his State of the Union speech by Skyping with porn-star, Buster Hymen.

written by Moose, 24 January 2015

Barack Obama moves to enact fart tax to cut US methane emissions by half

President Barack Obama will unveil a plan to tax flatulent-producing foods in order to cut methane emissions from Americans during his remaining two years in the White House.

written by Moose, 14 January 2015

Obama Calls Kim Jung-un a 'Bug-Eating, Dog-Munching, Ping-Pang Gook'

Hours after North Korea's Supreme Leader, Kim Jung-un called President Obama a "monkey", Mr. Obama responded, saying that Kim Jung-un was "a bug-eating, dog-munching, ping-pang gook".

written by Moose, 29 December 2014

Reba Mcentire Outraged After Obama Names Loretta Lynch to US Attorney General

Country superstar singer, Reba Mcentire, told The Spoof today that she was outraged that President Obama named Loretta Lynn to the top law enforcement position in America.

written by Moose, 08 November 2014

Obama chooses Catwoman to replace Holder as attorney general

President Obama will nominate Catwoman to succeed Eric Holder as attorney general, Whitehouse press secretary Joker, said Friday.

written by Moose, 08 November 2014

Republicans Declare Economic Crisis "Over"

Reince Priebus, chairman of the Republican National Committee, declared the US economic crisis "over" today.

written by Moose, 07 November 2014

President Obama comes out: 'I'm proud to be a Tranny'

President Barack Obama announced today that he is transgender, confirming what many Republicans have suspected for years.

written by Moose, 05 November 2014

Obama to deploy 3,000 doctors to combat ISIL

The United States announced on Tuesday it will send 3,000 doctors to help combat the Islamic terrorist group, ISIL, as part of a ramped-up plan, including a major deployment in Syria.

written by Moose, 16 September 2014

President Obama Announces Strategy To Combat ISIL

President Barack Obama announced his specific plans today to combat the Islamic State militant group. He reiterated that the United States would never comment on strategy, tactics or timetables.

written by Moose, 11 September 2014

Toddler caught trying to break into White House

A toddler squeezed his way through the fence of the White House late Thursday night. The boy was just waterboarded, changed, fed and returned to his parents.

written by Moose, 08 August 2014

Massive cleanup after tropical storm Arthur misses New York

New York City residents mopped up Saturday after tropical storm Arthur missed New York, and doused cable news networks' celebrations.

written by Moose, 06 July 2014

President Obama Admits to Getting Payday Loans

A few days after Joe Biden one-upped 'dead broke' Hillary Clinton, Obama trumped them both by admitting that he visits a payday loan center at least twice a month.

written by Moose, 24 June 2014

UN: "USA refugee figure passes 150 million for first time"

UN spokesperson, Lotta Boolsheet, issued a report today stating that the number of US citizens forced to leave their homes has exceeded 150 million for the first time since Jimmy Carter was president.

written by Moose, 21 June 2014

Israel PM announces alliance with Al Qaida and Hezbollah

Israel Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu, announced today that Israel will enter an alliance with Hezbollah and Al Qaida to fight the United States and Iran.

written by Moose, 17 June 2014

Michael Sam traded to Packers

In an incredibly ironic twist, openly gay football player, Michael Sam, was traded by the St. Louis Rams to the Greenbay Packers.

written by Moose, 23 May 2014
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