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It's the Ripper!!
Nick Clegg suggests Coalition cut too deeply,was Jack The Ripper a seriel killer already!!
Death Wish 66
Muslim vigilantes?...come back Paul Kersey we need you!
That's a load off my mind!
Voters unmoved by Do-nothing- Daves EU speech....not me, I could not get to the loo quick enough!
Duck you suckers!
The Office For National Statistics confirms that Killings and Murders have fallen by 10%...one assumes they are talking about Samoa and not the UK?
BK-flush!
Burger King Dumps products over suspect burger row, I wondered why I always had an urge to dump after eating Burger King!
No Mercy!
75 year old pensioner, Arthur Rytiss, sentenced to death for smuggling Conservative leaflets into Barnsley!!
Actung, schnell!!
?5,300 British soldiers to lose their jobs.....quick Adolf, now's your chance!
In out, in out shake it all about!
Do-nothing-Dave promises an in/out referendum by the end of 2017....what a prize prat he will be head first in the dustbin of history come the 2015 election!!
In/Out shake it all about!
Do-nothing-Dave makes his Europe 'speech' on Wednesday....keep it short and to one word cobber..REFERENDUM!!
"Aghaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!"
Ex-Spice 'gargler' Geri Halliwell becomes monster for new TV role....minimum make up needed there then.
Wassit under?
Old fashioned con artistry makes a comeback....to right, its now called The Coaltion Government!
Pop pickers!
Prince Haribo, I killed Taliban in Afghganistan......good in yer cobber....and Eric Clapton Shot the Sheriff!
"Tie me what down!"
British grandfather wrestles shark in Oz....good luck with that cobber, I'll stick with the wife!
"You want ice with that cobber?"
Here we go again, quote: 'Snow costs UK economy £500m a day'...so that £55m per day we flush down the EU membership crapper is a bargain after all, well I'll be buggered!!
Shake it up baby!
Earthquake tremor felt in Leicester, could not have happened to a nicer place.
Armageddon beckons!
Seemingly panic buying has broken out across parts of the country, rotund MP Eric Pickles has so far been forcibly ejected and banned from several leading Supermarkets and Greggs Bakery outlets!
101% off everything!
Retail sales over Christmas disappointing, not for ALDI, Lidl, 99p Shop, Poundland and Primart is wasn't, lower prices & better busines acumen could be the reason for their respective soaring profitS!
Who are you-hoo-hoo?
Tory boy democracy, Dave has dismissed calls for the leader of the UKIP party to be allowed to take part in the next election leaders debate only his two favourites 'Bungo'! Clegg and 'Zippy' Milipeed
"Just put a bloody cross on it Mildried!"
It is estimated that up to a third of Conservaties voters will back the UKIP at the next election, the other two-thirds will be watching Eastenders will the working classes!
Dippy-dappy-doo!
Living afterbirth and N-Dubz personage, Dappy found guilty over fight, also found guilty of stealing oxygene daily!!
Royal Hatching
William and Kate: baby due to be hatched in July....absolutely spiffing chaps, now I'll be able to sleep nights!
Who's shout?
Olympic 100m bottle thrower found guilty, what!...no Gold medal?
Take That and Party!
India gang rape men 'beaten by police for confessions', could not have happened to a nicer bunch!
Once Upon a Term In Office.
Part-time PM and 'gofer' Nick Clegg blasted by Lib Dem voters (?) on radio-phone in job, they consider 'Listen With Mother' beneath him!
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