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.............Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

In a bold move aimed at assisting ever falling ratings TV Licence dodgers may not be prosecuted if they promise to watch only Terrestrial TV and never ending shite British programmes!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 March 2014
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What a gash!

Sex specialists report extra activity in North Devon this afternoon as 'the earth moved' for many inhabitants!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 February 2014
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....................down below.

Owners of a house in Ripon, Yorkshire, under which a large sinkhole has appeared have called in experts Jack O'Neill and the Stargate team to sort it.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 February 2014
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.."One is amused...not!"

Her Maj, the Queen meets Dame Helen Mirren at Buck House soiree. Phil the Greek gets confused and asks her,"where the bloody hell did I leave my feckin' teeth last night?"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 February 2014
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"....pistol packing mama's!"

200 active women soldiers sent home for being pregnant....obviously they were not firing blanks!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 17 February 2014
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Waltons Star Ralph Waite Dies At 85

"G'night John boy!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 February 2014
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...........Bonkers Boris

"Tube strike does not stop London's commuters" dribbles Boris, of course not you prat, most have feet, bikes or cars and can ill afford to stay at home and lose wages!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 February 2014
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In the pink!

Pink Won't Make Girls Think, Says Govt Minister Jenny Willott.....it obviously did not work for you love you joined the LibDems!!!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 February 2014
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The Clown who could be king!

Prince Chaz follows Phil the Greeks penchant for classic gaffe's by describing Somerset floods as; "jolly good disaster".........and to think, this inbred klutz could one day be KING....jeez!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 February 2014
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Spread a little happiness-Oooh-la-la!

Demand For Real Butter Is Spreading.....After Hollywood executives order re-make of Last Tango In Paris!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 February 2014
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School Daze

Education Minister and registered Imbecile Michael 'Gofer' Gove announces 10-hour school day.....'more time to sleep' added a spokesschoolchild before collapsing over his desk in a stupour!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 03 February 2014
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What a whopper!!

Police Officer Seizes 15-Inch Knife From Stairwell.....a Met spokesman said they are on the lookout for a tall gentleman with an Australian accent!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 February 2014
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Vive la France!

Hundreds Arrested During Hollande Protests.......obviously Valerie Trierweiler has a bigger fan club than poor old Franc realised!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 January 2014
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MooMoo BooBoo

Fat Cows Must Go On Diet, Farmers Warned.....there are plenty of the non-Bovine variety that could also use a diet!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 January 2014
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Wyatt Earp Junior?

Police Officer Shoots himself In The Leg while 'holstering' his pistol ...first responder, Ambulance and air Ambulance called out.....only thing missing was the Luton Girls Choir!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 January 2014
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Sometimes they come in two's

Mike Tindall Reveals Name Of Zara Phillips' Baby....."oh god, I'm so excited...permission to exhale please!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2014
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NTA

Intrepid explorer Anton Dec gets emotional at National Television Awards....I know the feeling cobber, I know the feeling...enough to make anyone break down and cry!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2014
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£6,000 Of Viagra Stolen From UK Military Stocks!

It's a hard life in the modern Army!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 21 January 2014
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One out, all out!

Home Office staff who block failed Asylum seekers to be rewarded with gift vouchers and holiday days...'offer of the week guys'... boot out 10 Roma and win two weeks all inclusive in the Maldives!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 15 January 2014
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.....Working on the chain gang!

"12 Years A Slave", the everyday story of a man who chose to make a career out of working at Tesco!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 13 January 2014
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Gotcha'

Migrant backlog will take 24 years to clear.....not if you use real bullets it won't cobber!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 January 2014
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..........."ladies and gentlemen...please welcome...."

The Mandela Farewell Tour kicks off to worldwide anticipation....good tickets still available from Stubhub.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 January 2014
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"I want my Mummy!"

Mothercare stores report record losses over Christmas trading season....cue Frankie Valli..."Bye bye baby, baby bye bye

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 January 2014
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Piste off!

German PM Angela Merkel injured in skiing accident.
MEMO to self, must buy David Cameron some ski's.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 06 January 2014
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