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Do-nothing-Dave Pledges To Create Two Million Extra Jobs
,....plus a cure for cancer, total world peace, trains that run on time and a free curlywurly for everyone!
PM Says Britain Needs To Take Cuts 'Medicine'.
Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Part 6 cometh if Torys win election.
B&Q Owner To Shut 60 Stores Amid Profit Slump
....talk about DIY!
Ed 'mincer' Milipeed And Do-nothing-Dave For Live Showdown,
The "Powderpuff two-step"
Styles In Tears After Zayn Malik Leaves 1D
I know how he must feel I cannot stop crying tears of joy myself. One down, four to go!
Poll: Do-nothing-Dave Wins Leaders' TV Clash.
..up against Little Eddie Milipeed even a 3 year old could win....well done Dave!
'Home Alone' Arrest Made Every Day - Report
.....about bloody time, those movies are diabolical!
Hard Ed v Smooth Dave: The Verdict.
............two tossers for the price of one!
Wife Jailed For Attempt To 'Boil Her Husband'.
..............poor sod, he only married her for her culinary skills in the first place!
Britain To Boost Falkland Islands Defences
.....two new peashooters purchased from Amazon.
Church Appoints Its Second Woman Bishop
.....due to a dire shortage of choirboys!
Animals May Help Predict Earthquakes -Study
nothing new here, my cat reaches 5.1 on the Richter scale every time he craps for England!!
TV's 'Neighbours' At 30: Top Facts About The Soap
............It's still crap!
Billions Of Planets In Our Galaxy 'May Hold Life'
..Jeremy Kyle show renewed for another 5 years!
Budget: Osborne Insists 'The Plan Is Working'
....to right George, another five years of Conservative rule and we'll be on par with Albania!!
Three Judges Fired For Watching Porn At Work
..puts whole new slant on the saying "here comes the Judge!"
Ikea Bans Hide-And-Seek In its Stores
................the poor sods were merely trying to find the way out.
Clarkson's Rise: 'You Can't Live Without Him'
..wanna bet, I'm doing nicely thank you!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 March 2015
Visually impaired pensioner thought he was signing a 'relegate' Clarkson petition!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 March 2015
Jeremy Clarkson finally diagnosed...as a tosser!
Work Begins To Excavate 3,000 Plague Skeletons.
....doubtless all ex-Tesco night time employee's? "Those night shifts are a bitch"
Police Forces Lose Track Of 396 Sex Offenders!
.....try sifting through the Conservative Party lads!!!
Sarah Brightman Writing Song To Sing In Space
.....thank Christ for that!!!
"I dig it man!"
Work Begins To Excavate 3,000 Plague Skeletons in London.......all possibly ex-Tesco night shift employee's.