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Do-nothing-Dave Pledges To Create Two Million Extra Jobs

,....plus a cure for cancer, total world peace, trains that run on time and a free curlywurly for everyone!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
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PM Says Britain Needs To Take Cuts 'Medicine'.

Texas Chain Saw Massacre: Part 6 cometh if Torys win election.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
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B&Q Owner To Shut 60 Stores Amid Profit Slump

....talk about DIY!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 March 2015
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Ed 'mincer' Milipeed And Do-nothing-Dave For Live Showdown,

The "Powderpuff two-step"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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Styles In Tears After Zayn Malik Leaves 1D

I know how he must feel I cannot stop crying tears of joy myself. One down, four to go!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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Poll: Do-nothing-Dave Wins Leaders' TV Clash.

..up against Little Eddie Milipeed even a 3 year old could win....well done Dave!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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'Home Alone' Arrest Made Every Day - Report

.....about bloody time, those movies are diabolical!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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Hard Ed v Smooth Dave: The Verdict.

............two tossers for the price of one!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 March 2015
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Wife Jailed For Attempt To 'Boil Her Husband'.

..............poor sod, he only married her for her culinary skills in the first place!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2015
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Britain To Boost Falkland Islands Defences

.....two new peashooters purchased from Amazon.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2015
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Church Appoints Its Second Woman Bishop

.....due to a dire shortage of choirboys!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2015
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Animals May Help Predict Earthquakes -Study

nothing new here, my cat reaches 5.1 on the Richter scale every time he craps for England!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 25 March 2015
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TV's 'Neighbours' At 30: Top Facts About The Soap

............It's still crap!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Billions Of Planets In Our Galaxy 'May Hold Life'

..Jeremy Kyle show renewed for another 5 years!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Budget: Osborne Insists 'The Plan Is Working'

....to right George, another five years of Conservative rule and we'll be on par with Albania!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Three Judges Fired For Watching Porn At Work

..puts whole new slant on the saying "here comes the Judge!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Ikea Bans Hide-And-Seek In its Stores

................the poor sods were merely trying to find the way out.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 18 March 2015
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Clarkson's Rise: 'You Can't Live Without Him'

..wanna bet, I'm doing nicely thank you!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 12 March 2015
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Specsavers beckons!

Visually impaired pensioner thought he was signing a 'relegate' Clarkson petition!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 March 2015
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Strop Gear

Jeremy Clarkson finally diagnosed...as a tosser!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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Work Begins To Excavate 3,000 Plague Skeletons.

....doubtless all ex-Tesco night time employee's? "Those night shifts are a bitch"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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Police Forces Lose Track Of 396 Sex Offenders!

.....try sifting through the Conservative Party lads!!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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Sarah Brightman Writing Song To Sing In Space

.....thank Christ for that!!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015
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"I dig it man!"

Work Begins To Excavate 3,000 Plague Skeletons in London.......all possibly ex-Tesco night shift employee's.

written by Herrdoktorfox, 10 March 2015


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