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.....ripper!!!

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford admits smoking crack-that'll teach him to wear Polyester underpants when eating a curry!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 November 2013
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.............woof! woof!

Retiring Police dogs may soon be awarded pensions like their owners-hopefully bus passes and free eye tests as well?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 05 November 2013
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Itsy bitsy spider.

Not to be out done by J Sainsbury and their exciting free 'wandering spider' promotion Tesco are offering a selection of free venomous creepy-crawlies in their assorted fruit and vegetables department

written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 November 2013
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......"Feel Or No Feel?

Rumour abounds that a certain little bearded TV gnome has been arrested by Operation Yeetree detectives...C4 crapping bricks!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 31 October 2013
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................louie lou-i

Not such a perfect day for Lou Reed, more a knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 October 2013
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......."you 'orrible little man!"

Recruitment drive 11,000 new Army recruits.....fond memories of 'The Army Game' spring to mind and 'excused boots Bisley'!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 26 October 2013
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......G'day all

Tory Boy David Davis wants policemen to have cameras on their helmets to record their daily actions. Could be a money spinner considering how much Max Stennett made from his Keystone Kops movies!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 October 2013
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........."She's behind you!"

Madeleine McCann, 500 calls from Germany today, 150 from the Dutch yesterday...this saga is fast becoming 'Where's Wally' for the 21st Century!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 October 2013
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.................Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Prince Chaz warns of pension crisis.....not for him of course! This years upcoming pensioner 'cull' will probably break all records after continued food and utility price hikes!..."bring out yer dead"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 October 2013
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...............Wow!!


'Amazing' Kate plays volleyball in 5 inch heels.....that's nothing cobber I've just sunk an ice cold 'tinnie' while wearing 'budgie smugglers' sitting around my swimming pool....!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 October 2013
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..exit stage left?

Tim Rice returns to West End after 13 years..."bugger me days cobber, nobody speaks English anymore!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 October 2013
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................Where's DiNozzo?

US actor Mark Harmon AKA Jethro Gibbs, of NCIS fame refuses to join spin-off UK series NCA: National Crime Agency due to poor pay offer!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 October 2013
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.."Chop chop!!"

New York Shopkeeper with a machete chases armed robber....obviously he wanted to offer the guy a cut price offer he could not refuse!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 October 2013
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A-B-C

Do-nothing-Dave vows Tories will build a better Britain...after you with the LEGO bricks cobber!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 October 2013
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......ding-a-ling!

Baroness Thatcher finally laid to rest...Christ, how much garlic and how many stakes and silver bullets did it eventually take?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 September 2013
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......Where's Mr Schindler when you want him?

Oberfuhrer, Ian 'Clunkhead' Smiff announces Jobless 'To be forced to work'....the unemployed loaded onto trains and sent to camps in Norwich, yellow star optional is it Mr Smiff?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 September 2013
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.....to pee or not to pee?


Prince George to be christened on October 23rd...what a coincidence same day as my rectal examination!!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 September 2013
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Tar Tar for now

Smoking ban considered for prison inmates: "It's OK lads we'll open der gates and you can smoke on der outside....don't forget to send us a postcard!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 20 September 2013
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........."It's in the bag cobbers!"

Dear Mr Clegg,
Please find enclosed, my cheque for 5p...kindly invest it in a plastic bag then put it on your head, tie a knot under your chin.....then do us all a favour and breath deeply!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 September 2013
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...........he's got it covered!

Barking mad Nick Clegghorn-Foghorn of the Lib Dems Introducing Tax On Wrappers, On Sliced Bread,Tops On Yoghurt Pots, Condoms and cat food pouches!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 14 September 2013
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.deputy squeaker

Parliamentary deputy speaker Nigel Evans:"I'm in limbo over sex charges!"....if I were you cobber I'd get out of 'limbo' before he makes a complaint!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 September 2013
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One Way Ticket

George 'Abacus' Osborne: UK economy is turning a corner...."not half pop pickers.....down a dead end street!"

written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 September 2013
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.............In the night garden


Duke of York challenged by Met security in Buckingham Palace grounds....pistols at dawn 6am...be there or be square!

written by Herrdoktorfox, 08 September 2013
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.............101%

Simon Cowell has revealed that he is leaving his estimated £240 million fortune to charity...have my years on the prayer mat been rewarded at last is he really going to top himself?

written by Herrdoktorfox, 07 September 2013
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