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Prince Harry deployed to Afghanistan

To atone for naked pictures, claims Taliban!

"You never know..."

written by Inchcock, 10 September 2012
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John Terry out of Ukraine clash

Not having a lot of luck is he?

written by Inchcock, 10 September 2012
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HMS Ark Royal to be sold off as scrap metal

Why not moor her up as a tourist attraction?

Then sell of the metal hearts of government Ministers?

written by Inchcock, 10 September 2012
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Senior Citizens are the Nations Leading Carriers of Aids!

Hearing Aids

Roll Aids

Walking Aids

Medical Aids

Government Aids!

written by Inchcock, 10 September 2012
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3 ministers cried getting the sack from Cameron!

Serves the Tory git's right - millions of citizens have reason to cry since Cameron got in office!

written by Inchcock, 10 September 2012
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Briton scoops £37m on Euro Lottery!

A British ticketholder scooped last night's EuroMillions jackpot of more than £37million.

"Oh good, I'm so glad for them..."

written by Inchcock, 10 September 2012
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MP crashes into cars, van, shop and a loo!

Tory MP lost control of his car and demolished a portable loo, hit a Poundland shop and crashed into parked vehicles.

Sun report & photo's

written by Inchcock, 09 September 2012
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Judge Peter Bowers says burglars are brave!

Then let the burglar off, adding: "I think prison rarely does anybody any good!"

The Pratt! It does some householder or OAP a lot of good not being burgled while the perp is in prison - The Pratt!"

written by Inchcock, 09 September 2012
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Prince Harry will be running life and death missions

In Afghanistan.

"So will the other pilots be doing... picnicking?"

written by Inchcock, 09 September 2012
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New Barclays boss pledges to deal with scandals

Antony Jenkins has said his priority will be to deal "expeditiously" with scandals that have hit Barclays.

Do their paid advisor's like Ffion Hague agree?

written by Inchcock, 09 September 2012
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Rooney congratulates the young England players!

He then returned to sucking his Napoleon brandy flavoured dummy!

written by Inchcock, 08 September 2012
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MP's expenses down from £98 to £89 last year!

Sir Ian Kennedy: "The scandal is behind us. We have overhauled the system and the expenses scandal is clearly history. MPs are keeping to the rules"

"Rules that allow an average claim of £163,293?"

written by Inchcock, 08 September 2012
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UK: Number of youths jailed for knives falls

Within hte last 4 months, six firearm incidents, including three murders within a ten minute walk from where I live... no exist, this somehow offers little comfort or confidence to me!

written by Inchcock, 07 September 2012
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Woman slices boyfriend's penis off!

After discovering he cheated on her. Then flushed it down the loo so it could not be sewn back on!

"Are you reading this Rooney?"

written by Inchcock, 07 September 2012
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Man handcuffed teen and stuck lit firework up his arse!

Onlookers laughed at the sobbing victim before the banger was removed without going off.

The 15-year-old had repeatedly knocked on Stephen Gregory's door and run away.

"Way to go!"

written by Inchcock, 07 September 2012
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Cannabis dealer allowed to keep luxuries!

He was told he could keep his household luxuries after claiming he paid for them with his £14,400-a-year state handouts.

"Good old British justice! Hah!"

written by Inchcock, 07 September 2012
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More than 1,300 immigrants a day flood into the UK

Half a million immigrants flooded into the UK last year, shock new figures reveal.

"Well it's no surprise to me!"

written by Inchcock, 06 September 2012
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Unemployed kids to be forced to work for nothing!

Claimants aged 18 to 24 will be denied Jobseeker's Allowance if they refuse to do work experience.

Then the NHS will suffer when they all get imaginary illnesses!

written by Inchcock, 06 September 2012
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Cricketer Andrew Strauss to become MP?

Why, is he greedy, a nepotist, or an egomaniac?

If so, he'll do fine!

written by Inchcock, 06 September 2012
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3,100 written complaints against the NHS every week!

There might of been more if more people knew how to write!

written by Inchcock, 06 September 2012
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Manchester City plotting £95m Ronaldo bid?

That cheered me up this morning while I was getting me out-of-date cheap loaf of bread!

written by Inchcock, 05 September 2012
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Squatters will face up to six months behind bars & £5000 fine

Fair enough, but a youth who took part in the July riots last year, involved in looting, arson, and attacking and overturning a police car, got 3 months?

Mind you, he was out in 7 weeks again!

written by Inchcock, 05 September 2012
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Voting intention Poll Camparisons

July 2012: Labour 43% Conservatives 32% Lib-Dems 10%

Sept 2012: Labour 44% Conservatives 33% Lib-Dems 8% Others 15%

Labour +1% Conservatives +1% Lib-Dems -2%

"Anyone told Nick?"

written by Inchcock, 05 September 2012
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Cable offers support for Nick Clegg!

But a little Uncon-Vince-ingly!

written by Inchcock, 05 September 2012
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