Showing snippets written by Inchcock.
Show all snippets.
Prince Harry deployed to Afghanistan
To atone for naked pictures, claims Taliban!
"You never know..."
John Terry out of Ukraine clash
Not having a lot of luck is he?
HMS Ark Royal to be sold off as scrap metal
Why not moor her up as a tourist attraction?
Then sell of the metal hearts of government Ministers?
Senior Citizens are the Nations Leading Carriers of Aids!
3 ministers cried getting the sack from Cameron!
Serves the Tory git's right - millions of citizens have reason to cry since Cameron got in office!
Briton scoops £37m on Euro Lottery!
A British ticketholder scooped last night's EuroMillions jackpot of more than £37million.
"Oh good, I'm so glad for them..."
Judge Peter Bowers says burglars are brave!
Then let the burglar off, adding: "I think prison rarely does anybody any good!"
The Pratt! It does some householder or OAP a lot of good not being burgled while the perp is in prison - The Pratt!"
Prince Harry will be running life and death missions
"So will the other pilots be doing... picnicking?"
New Barclays boss pledges to deal with scandals
Antony Jenkins has said his priority will be to deal "expeditiously" with scandals that have hit Barclays.
Do their paid advisor's like Ffion Hague agree?
Rooney congratulates the young England players!
He then returned to sucking his Napoleon brandy flavoured dummy!
MP's expenses down from £98 to £89 last year!
Sir Ian Kennedy: "The scandal is behind us. We have overhauled the system and the expenses scandal is clearly history. MPs are keeping to the rules"
"Rules that allow an average claim of £163,293?"
UK: Number of youths jailed for knives falls
Within hte last 4 months, six firearm incidents, including three murders within a ten minute walk from where I live... no exist, this somehow offers little comfort or confidence to me!
Woman slices boyfriend's penis off!
After discovering he cheated on her. Then flushed it down the loo so it could not be sewn back on!
"Are you reading this Rooney?"
Man handcuffed teen and stuck lit firework up his arse!
Onlookers laughed at the sobbing victim before the banger was removed without going off.
The 15-year-old had repeatedly knocked on Stephen Gregory's door and run away.
"Way to go!"
Cannabis dealer allowed to keep luxuries!
He was told he could keep his household luxuries after claiming he paid for them with his £14,400-a-year state handouts.
"Good old British justice! Hah!"
More than 1,300 immigrants a day flood into the UK
Half a million immigrants flooded into the UK last year, shock new figures reveal.
"Well it's no surprise to me!"
Unemployed kids to be forced to work for nothing!
Claimants aged 18 to 24 will be denied Jobseeker's Allowance if they refuse to do work experience.
Then the NHS will suffer when they all get imaginary illnesses!
Cricketer Andrew Strauss to become MP?
Why, is he greedy, a nepotist, or an egomaniac?
If so, he'll do fine!
3,100 written complaints against the NHS every week!
There might of been more if more people knew how to write!
Manchester City plotting £95m Ronaldo bid?
That cheered me up this morning while I was getting me out-of-date cheap loaf of bread!
Squatters will face up to six months behind bars & £5000 fine
Fair enough, but a youth who took part in the July riots last year, involved in looting, arson, and attacking and overturning a police car, got 3 months?
Mind you, he was out in 7 weeks again!
Voting intention Poll Camparisons
July 2012: Labour 43% Conservatives 32% Lib-Dems 10%
Sept 2012: Labour 44% Conservatives 33% Lib-Dems 8% Others 15%
Labour +1% Conservatives +1% Lib-Dems -2%
"Anyone told Nick?"
Cable offers support for Nick Clegg!
But a little Uncon-Vince-ingly!
Send To A Friend
Send this site to a friend!
RSS & Feeds
The Spoof is proud to present all its stories as RSS Feeds.
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!