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Alert! Alert! 2
Aliens have been found living in Heathrow airport Immigration centre. Spokesperson says: "How the fuck did they get in here?"
At Last! 9
Oh! It is quite nice. All that fuckin fuss over a piece of pottery...............................
Aliens have landed in Trafalgar Square! They fell out of the undercarriage of a 747!
At Last! 8
They were fucking sitting on it all this time!
At Last! 7
I give up! I fukin give up! Now they've forgotten what it was they were looking for!
At Last! 6
I've had a word, and they promise to sort themselves out.
Now, the found it crew are working with the misplaced crew and they promise to come up with something for us.
At Last! 5
This is getting silly now. They have found it, but, are not sure if its the one they found then lost and misplaced. I for one, am geting sick of it, I know you are.
A Last! 4
Ok, they only mislaid it! But, it is not the thing that they found, and realised they had not found the find they thought they had found the first time. Let me have a word with the main man.
At Last! 3
You wont believe this, they've only gone and lost it! I will let you know.
At Last! 2
No, they have not found it. They thought they had, but it was a mistake. Now I'm annoyed.
They have found it! and no one is happier than them.
Now, what do they do with it?
The deer have done a runner and the sliegh has been clamped.
Mr claus has been done for drink driving and his wife has done a bunk with Elf.
Paris Hilton is not a hotel! Official
Despite her name and the hoards of people coming and going inside her, Paris Hilton is not a hotel.
Police Warning about mistake about warning!
OH MY GOD!!................RRRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Police: We've made mistake over warning!
Sorry.....He's not behind you. It was a shadow or something.
However, we must warn you about people behind you.......Oh my god! he's got an axe!!!!!!!!!!!
Police Issue Warning Regarding Warning Of Warning
If you ignored the last warning, please don't ignore the warning before that one........oh my god! he's behind you!!!!
Police issue warning warning
Someone is impersonating us, be warned!
Police Issue another Warning!
Ignore, last warning!
Police issue warning!
Warning: Act normal, the police are watching you!
Moat not dead!
Police said that the person they believed to be Raoul Moat, is in fact, Lord Lucan. A police spokesperson said, "Its a bit of a blow, but at last, we have solved the Lucan case".
Moat Finds Pol Pot!
Police said they recieved a phone call from Raoul Moat saying he had found pol Pot in a barn. "Me an Lord Lucan were avin a cigarette when Pol walks in and says he's on the run an can we help him"
Moat Finds Lord Lucan!
Raoul Moat has written to the police telling them he has found the wanted Lord. Moat says he was taking a piss behind a bush, when this old bloke jumps up and shouts, Im fukin royalty you know!
Isle Of Wight Police Alert--Urgent!
Have you seen the this man? He is the man that we were looking for, before, but now he has changed his identity. We still dont know what he looks like. But please let us know if you recognise him.
Isle Of Wight Police Alert!
Have you seen this man? If you have, please post a message on this site. We dont know what he looks like, but we do know he is here, somewhere. If you know what he looks like, please let us know.
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