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Alert! Alert! 2

Aliens have been found living in Heathrow airport Immigration centre. Spokesperson says: "How the fuck did they get in here?"

written by armfeetandtoe, 23 December 2010
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At Last! 9

Oh! It is quite nice. All that fuckin fuss over a piece of pottery...............................

written by armfeetandtoe, 22 December 2010
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Alert! Alert!

Aliens have landed in Trafalgar Square! They fell out of the undercarriage of a 747!

written by armfeetandtoe, 22 December 2010
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At Last! 8

They were fucking sitting on it all this time!

written by armfeetandtoe, 20 December 2010
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At Last! 7

I give up! I fukin give up! Now they've forgotten what it was they were looking for!

written by armfeetandtoe, 19 December 2010
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At Last! 6

I've had a word, and they promise to sort themselves out.
Now, the found it crew are working with the misplaced crew and they promise to come up with something for us.

written by armfeetandtoe, 18 December 2010
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At Last! 5

This is getting silly now. They have found it, but, are not sure if its the one they found then lost and misplaced. I for one, am geting sick of it, I know you are.

written by armfeetandtoe, 17 December 2010
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A Last! 4

Ok, they only mislaid it! But, it is not the thing that they found, and realised they had not found the find they thought they had found the first time. Let me have a word with the main man.

written by armfeetandtoe, 17 December 2010
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At Last! 3

You wont believe this, they've only gone and lost it! I will let you know.

written by armfeetandtoe, 16 December 2010
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At Last! 2

No, they have not found it. They thought they had, but it was a mistake. Now I'm annoyed.

written by armfeetandtoe, 16 December 2010
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At Last!

They have found it! and no one is happier than them.
Now, what do they do with it?

written by armfeetandtoe, 15 December 2010
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Help Santa

The deer have done a runner and the sliegh has been clamped.
Mr claus has been done for drink driving and his wife has done a bunk with Elf.

written by armfeetandtoe, 14 December 2010
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Paris Hilton is not a hotel! Official

Despite her name and the hoards of people coming and going inside her, Paris Hilton is not a hotel.

written by armfeetandtoe, 12 September 2010
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Police Warning about mistake about warning!

OH MY GOD!!................RRRUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!

written by armfeetandtoe, 19 July 2010
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Police: We've made mistake over warning!

Sorry.....He's not behind you. It was a shadow or something.
However, we must warn you about people behind you.......Oh my god! he's got an axe!!!!!!!!!!!

written by armfeetandtoe, 18 July 2010
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Police Issue Warning Regarding Warning Of Warning

If you ignored the last warning, please don't ignore the warning before that one........oh my god! he's behind you!!!!

written by armfeetandtoe, 16 July 2010
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Police issue warning warning

Someone is impersonating us, be warned!

written by armfeetandtoe, 15 July 2010
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Police Issue another Warning!

Ignore, last warning!

written by armfeetandtoe, 15 July 2010
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Police issue warning!

Warning: Act normal, the police are watching you!

written by armfeetandtoe, 14 July 2010
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Moat not dead!

Police said that the person they believed to be Raoul Moat, is in fact, Lord Lucan. A police spokesperson said, "Its a bit of a blow, but at last, we have solved the Lucan case".

written by armfeetandtoe, 10 July 2010
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Moat Finds Pol Pot!

Police said they recieved a phone call from Raoul Moat saying he had found pol Pot in a barn. "Me an Lord Lucan were avin a cigarette when Pol walks in and says he's on the run an can we help him"

written by armfeetandtoe, 09 July 2010
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Moat Finds Lord Lucan!

Raoul Moat has written to the police telling them he has found the wanted Lord. Moat says he was taking a piss behind a bush, when this old bloke jumps up and shouts, Im fukin royalty you know!

written by armfeetandtoe, 08 July 2010
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Isle Of Wight Police Alert--Urgent!

Have you seen the this man? He is the man that we were looking for, before, but now he has changed his identity. We still dont know what he looks like. But please let us know if you recognise him.

written by armfeetandtoe, 06 July 2010
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Isle Of Wight Police Alert!

Have you seen this man? If you have, please post a message on this site. We dont know what he looks like, but we do know he is here, somewhere. If you know what he looks like, please let us know.

written by armfeetandtoe, 06 July 2010
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