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Judge Deed Arrested
TV drama has Deed arrested for Terrorism offences for failing to be realistic.
New Problem For Clegg
He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
New Worry for Government Over Flood Defences
Eric Pickles is going on a diet.
At last some politicians speaking sense.
Morrison's West Ham Anthem
Ravel's 'Balero Off'
Too Much Wind
In the House of Commons.
'Money No Object For Flood Victims' Cameron
So here is the word blank on the cheque
West Ham's Morrison Plight
Ravel's reputation is unravelling.
Gove's New Education Initiative
Education Secretary has issued instructions to all teachers to explain that the Terrible Weather is a Marxist conspiracy.
Copenhagen Tourist Attraction
Copenhagen Zoo is to be redesigned as an Abattoir.
Food for Cabinet Improved
With a huge dollop of pickles.
Holy See In Trouble
Just cannot see the facts in front of their eyes.
Pickles Has Dawlish Solution
Pickles is to place himself underneath the railway line at Dawlish, enabling trains to travel to Cornwall.
Eric Pickles steps in.
Somerset Bottom of the League
All their games a washout.
Blair on Middle East Peace
Lock up all the journalists and you will get peace!
How to deal with mud so it doesn't get thrown at you
Government Deals With the Floods
Kiss the baby and you will stop the floods of tears.
Coulson Gets Job Offer
Andy Coulson has been offered top job at GCHQ based on his outstanding record.
City to Emigrate if Labour Wins
The City of London will emigrate en masse to France if Labour win and introduce a 50% rate of tax for those earning over £150,000 per annum.
Can't get through, child dying, penalty from Man United
GP in Trouble
Too many of his patients end up coffin
Anelka Admits Mistake
I thought we were playing against Tottenham.
Political Debate among Lib Dems
Yes, he did!
No, he didn't!!
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