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Osborne's challenge

I can be nastier than you IDS and I've got more power.

written by j.w., 07 January 2014
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Sport Switch Surprise

Sam Allardyce is to take over as England cricket coach in a swap with Adrian Flowers who is to manage West Ham.

written by j.w., 06 January 2014
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Cricket Demise Surprise

Flowers for the Funeral to bury the ashes.

written by j.w., 06 January 2014
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Brakeing news

I braked just in time to miss the car in front.

written by j.w., 06 January 2014
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Breaking News

I broke a plate in our kitchen today.

written by j.w., 06 January 2014
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Crystal Ball

I see with my little eye something beginning with R.
Relegation for West Ham or is it Revival? What will the future Raveal?

written by j.w., 31 December 2013
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New Year Resolution

To make a resolution for 2015.

written by j.w., 31 December 2013
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10 week University Course Just for ME

I shall be studying how to manage my father's estates when he is executed. I did so much to earn this privilege.

written by j.w., 31 December 2013
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Christmas Friend for Cats

Santa Claws

written by j.w., 24 December 2013
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Christmas for Dogs

Yappie Christmas!

written by j.w., 24 December 2013
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What's a Selfie?

A wank

written by j.w., 22 December 2013
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Nigella's Christmas Forecast

Plenty of snow.

written by j.w., 21 December 2013
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Nigella's Topical Christmas Pudding

Theatrical Roof Crumble in a shower of White Dust.

written by j.w., 20 December 2013
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I Spy

I spy with my eye something beginning with W.
Wrong - no you got it right! National Spying Agency got it wrong big time.

written by j.w., 19 December 2013
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Spurs Can't Prick Bubbles

The merry men of Forest's Spurs were blunt - again - failing to burst the Iron Side's Bubbles.

written by j.w., 19 December 2013
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Forgiveness

In the spirit of Nelson Mandela, Ian Duncan Smith is forgiving all those people who have died as a result of his policies.

written by j.w., 10 December 2013
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Osborne's Recovery

It's a 100% recovery for 1% but that is still a recovery.

written by j.w., 06 December 2013
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Latest Opinion Poll

Race to the top

written by j.w., 28 November 2013
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Police Action

The Police in London are accused of not doing enough to help cyclist injured by heavy lorry

written by j.w., 27 November 2013
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Hello Hello Hello

Cyclist at Downing Street lies on bed of nails after Cycling Crackdown

written by j.w., 27 November 2013
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Olympic Stadium Shock

First match: West Ham v Leyton Orient. Division 3 (old style)

written by j.w., 24 November 2013
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Poking Your Nose In

People in glass houses are poking their noses into the Co-op.

written by j.w., 22 November 2013
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Co-op

A Bank the Tories hate. All the other Banks are so brilliant.

written by j.w., 21 November 2013
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Bing Predicts a White Christmas

Tory Australian adviser, Bing Crosby, has told David Cameron to prepare for A White Christmas. It is likely to be No 1 over the Christmas period

written by j.w., 20 November 2013
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