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Aircraft mystery

The mystery of how to say 'I haven't a clue where it is' every day without repeating yourself.

written by j.w., 17 March 2014
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Osborne Looks After Little Balls

Just like having a fag at Eton again.

written by j.w., 17 March 2014
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I'm thinking of dying

So I will get the praise of all those who have hated me throughout my life!

written by j.w., 15 March 2014
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Flower Pot Man Dies

Benn, the flower pot man, has died. He had not been in the garden recently which has been pretty drab without him.

written by j.w., 14 March 2014
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Mail Cock Sings

Something to crow about.

written by j.w., 11 March 2014
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Cover Up

I would cover up if I could but my sheets are at the cleaners NOW.

written by j.w., 05 March 2014
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Immigration Figures: A Celebration

Ukip Hooray!

written by j.w., 28 February 2014
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Mail's Pie

When the pie was opened the blackshirts began to sing.

written by j.w., 25 February 2014
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Oily

Who will slip up over oil?
Generating enough wind for many a farm.

written by j.w., 24 February 2014
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Great Moral Development Snag Mystery

The Government's Moral Crusade to help blind people to see by withdrawing their disability benefits has failed to bring back the sight of anyone.

written by j.w., 20 February 2014
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Blair Steps In

The gutter

written by j.w., 19 February 2014
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Secret Memo To Bank of England Revealed

Get wages up and inflation down for the next election - then you can keep your job.

written by j.w., 19 February 2014
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Judge Deed Arrested

TV drama has Deed arrested for Terrorism offences for failing to be realistic.

written by j.w., 19 February 2014
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New Problem For Clegg

He hasn't got a leg to stand on.

written by j.w., 18 February 2014
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New Worry for Government Over Flood Defences

Eric Pickles is going on a diet.

written by j.w., 16 February 2014
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Climate Change

At last some politicians speaking sense.

written by j.w., 16 February 2014
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Morrison's West Ham Anthem

Ravel's 'Balero Off'

written by j.w., 13 February 2014
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Too Much Wind

In the House of Commons.

written by j.w., 13 February 2014
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'Money No Object For Flood Victims' Cameron

So here is the word blank on the cheque

written by j.w., 12 February 2014
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West Ham's Morrison Plight

Ravel's reputation is unravelling.

written by j.w., 11 February 2014
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Gove's New Education Initiative

Education Secretary has issued instructions to all teachers to explain that the Terrible Weather is a Marxist conspiracy.

written by j.w., 11 February 2014
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Copenhagen Tourist Attraction

Copenhagen Zoo is to be redesigned as an Abattoir.

written by j.w., 10 February 2014
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Food for Cabinet Improved

With a huge dollop of pickles.

written by j.w., 08 February 2014
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Holy See In Trouble

Just cannot see the facts in front of their eyes.

written by j.w., 06 February 2014


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