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I'm thinking of dying
So I will get the praise of all those who have hated me throughout my life!
Flower Pot Man Dies
Benn, the flower pot man, has died. He had not been in the garden recently which has been pretty drab without him.
Mail Cock Sings
Something to crow about.
I would cover up if I could but my sheets are at the cleaners NOW.
Immigration Figures: A Celebration
When the pie was opened the blackshirts began to sing.
Who will slip up over oil?
Generating enough wind for many a farm.
Great Moral Development Snag Mystery
The Government's Moral Crusade to help blind people to see by withdrawing their disability benefits has failed to bring back the sight of anyone.
Blair Steps In
Secret Memo To Bank of England Revealed
Get wages up and inflation down for the next election - then you can keep your job.
Judge Deed Arrested
TV drama has Deed arrested for Terrorism offences for failing to be realistic.
New Problem For Clegg
He hasn't got a leg to stand on.
New Worry for Government Over Flood Defences
Eric Pickles is going on a diet.
At last some politicians speaking sense.
Morrison's West Ham Anthem
Ravel's 'Balero Off'
Too Much Wind
In the House of Commons.
'Money No Object For Flood Victims' Cameron
So here is the word blank on the cheque
West Ham's Morrison Plight
Ravel's reputation is unravelling.
Gove's New Education Initiative
Education Secretary has issued instructions to all teachers to explain that the Terrible Weather is a Marxist conspiracy.
Copenhagen Tourist Attraction
Copenhagen Zoo is to be redesigned as an Abattoir.
Food for Cabinet Improved
With a huge dollop of pickles.
Holy See In Trouble
Just cannot see the facts in front of their eyes.
Pickles Has Dawlish Solution
Pickles is to place himself underneath the railway line at Dawlish, enabling trains to travel to Cornwall.
Eric Pickles steps in.
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