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It's NEVER the victims fault when they get raped by a pack of...

"I can't believe Mel Gibson is so insensitive," said lawyers for Oksana Eanqpuenbpefnbf: "It's NEVER the victims fault when they get raped by a pack of... Wait, am I missing the point?"

written by anthonyrosania, 23 September 2010
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She will begin having sex with Magic Johnson at 12:01AM...

Virginia woman set to be executed tonight by lethal injection. "She will begin having sex with Magic Johnson at 12:01AM."

written by anthonyrosania, 23 September 2010
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The man's got flawless knees.

CNN: The news today is all about some guy named Ahmadinejad and nothing about Hasselhoff getting kicked off DWTS for "bad knees". The man's got flawless knees. Cover Up!!!

written by anthonyrosania, 23 September 2010
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I Know Tragedy, Said Senate Hopeful Linda McMahon. "My Daughter Was Once Kidnapped By The Undertaker."

I Know Tragedy, Said Senate Hopeful Linda McMahon. "My Daughter Was Once Kidnapped By The Undertaker."

written by anthonyrosania, 23 September 2010
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Capital News, Denver, Colorado

Denver is experiencing the hottest summer in their history: Denver has only received 24" of snow in the month of July.

written by anthonyrosania, 01 August 2010
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Capital News, Hartford, Connecticut.

A Hartford's vigilante group that is lobbying to capture Jersey Shore's Snooki will no longer be able to use the name Hartford Whalers. Cuz, you know, she's fat, and.... Forget it.

written by anthonyrosania, 01 August 2010
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Capital News, Little Rock, Arkansas.

Lawyers for a plastic surgeon accused of masterminding a bombing that disfigured a Medical Board member offered an alibi: l: "He was only trying to create business for his practice.

written by anthonyrosania, 01 August 2010
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Capital News, Sacramento, California

Rep. Dan Lungren was ticketed after he was pulled over during an interview on his cell phone with a radio station. " I had to be the 97th caller: They were giving away Jonas Brothers tickets!

written by anthonyrosania, 01 August 2010
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Capital News, Phoenix, Arizona.

1 day after a federal judge knocked down the key parts of Arizona's anti-immigrant legislation, police stopped arrested Mexicans because it is too f--king HOT to chase Beaners across the border.

written by anthonyrosania, 01 August 2010
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Capital News, Juneau, Alaska

A dead whale was discovered pinned to the bow of a Princess Cruises luxury liner near Juneau Thursday. Princess will only charge the whale's family for a one-way ticket.

written by anthonyrosania, 01 August 2010
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Capital News, Montgomery Alabama

State Republicans hope to elect enough GOP politicials that Republicans will have a majority in the Legislature for the 1st time in 136 years!

All in favor of lenient gun laws, vote Republican!

written by anthonyrosania, 01 August 2010
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Lindsay Lohan Nominated for Daytime Emmy

Lindsay Lohan nominated for a Daytime Emmy for her performance at her pre-sentencing of a piece entitled, "I just wanted to say that as far as I knew I was being in compliant with, um, my program."

written by anthonyrosania, 07 July 2010
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Lindsay Lohan Going to Jail!

Lindsay Lohan will be spending a lot of time with women who will take advantage of her, try to get her to do drugs and possess contraband. And, after her going away party, she's going to jail.

written by anthonyrosania, 07 July 2010
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Rare! Facebook updates from Revolutionary War.

We're just about to invade a Canadian town called Sandwich. Hope we invade the towns of Free Hookers and Inexpensive Whiskey next!

written by anthonyrosania, 05 July 2010
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Beautiful Garden State News: Burlington City

Burlington City: The City continues to be divided; the north side continues to be a Section 8 mecca, while the south side is inhabited by people in million dollar homes to afraid to walk the streets.

written by anthonyrosania, 05 July 2010
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Beautiful Garden State News: Burlington Township

Burlington: Senator Diane Allen celebrates what brought her to politics: "It's been 25 years since WCAU decided I was too fat to be a news anchor, because my head wouldn't fit on screen.

written by anthonyrosania, 05 July 2010
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Iphone is not used correctly.

Man tries to make call on iPhone.Apple explains that iPhone is only to be used to play Rock Band and to impress chicks.

written by anthonyrosania, 04 July 2010
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Rare! Facebook updates from Revolutionary War.

Officials say that dry conditions, along with the hot air delivered by politicians, join to make the borough ripe for forest fires. Says Governor: "Let that sh-thole burn! Now, where's my lunch?

written by anthonyrosania, 04 July 2010
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Rare! Facebook updates from Revolutionary War.

Stationed at Gettyburg, freezing our 18th century asses off! "No, don't bring extra shoes," Washington said. Thanks for nothing!

written by anthonyrosania, 04 July 2010
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Rare! Facebook updates from Revolutionary War.

I hate Ben Franklin. "Oh, look at me, girls! I flew a kite with a key on it."

written by anthonyrosania, 04 July 2010
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Rare! Facebook updates from Revolutionary War.

Yay!!! The Tories planned to take over Philadelphia by attacking near 5th and Market, but sh-tty parking has prevented it.

written by anthonyrosania, 04 July 2010
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Beautiful Garden State News: Summit.

Summit leads NJ in a-holes! According to the 2010 census, 45,235 a-holes live there, and they all drive blue Volvos and screw up traffic on route 22.

written by anthonyrosania, 04 July 2010
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Beautiful Garden State News: Roselle

Roselle Borough residents will be celebrating the fact that Roselle was the first to be lighted by electric lights. Whoo-hoo. A lightbulb festival. God, Roselle sucks.

written by anthonyrosania, 04 July 2010
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Rare! Facebook updates from Revolutionary War.

"These are the times that try men's souls," wrote Thomas Paine, while our army was on the retreat. I say nuke the Tories!!!

written by anthonyrosania, 03 July 2010
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