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History of the Computer

1. First Service Provider = The Jesuit Order.
2. First Information Gathering Device = The Confessional.
3. First External Hard Drive = The Confessor.


written by Auntie Matter, 04 June 2016
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What Made Muhammad Ali Different?

He lived under a system based on FREEDOM OF SPEECH.

It was called "DEMOCRACY".

Nowadays, a Muhammad Ali or a William Shakespeare would be an impossibility. Computerized Fascism rules.

written by Auntie Matter, 04 June 2016
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Progress in Education

USA: Pre-schools are to have free psychotherapy.

written by Auntie Matter, 02 June 2016
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New Sex 'Identity' Available

Yes folks, by popular demand it is here "THE SUPERTRANS". Now you can be straight on Monday, Gay on Tuesday, both on Wednesday, and a baboon on Thursday. Soon available on all school curriculums.

written by Auntie Matter, 02 June 2016
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How Does the New World Order Work?

They give you power so that they can use you.
Political power, money power, media power, legal power etc.
THEY control the people you've been conditioned to believe are in control. They are not.

written by Auntie Matter, 31 May 2016
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NWO Soon to Announce Victory.

The New World Order is soon to announce the achievement of its 3 aims.
(1). Evidence or the lack of it means nothing.
(2). Male is female and female is male.
(3). All sheeple are deaf, dumb and blind.

written by Auntie Matter, 31 May 2016
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Obama's New Executive Order 13605

"The law of Cause and Effect can no longer be applied to political decision making. In its place we have established The "Law of Acausal Happenstance". This will henceforth inform our foreign policy.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 May 2016
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"The Screecher"...Coming to a Lawn Near You

"The Screecher", the loudest lawnmower yet, has arrived. Is a typhoon? Is it a low flying bomber? A crew drilling for oil? No! It is the idiot next door doing his lawn. And he won't go to jail either!

written by Auntie Matter, 29 May 2016
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Who ARE The "Illuminati"?

Any nutter who believes that he/she has a God-given right to work on people's minds and lives for their own purposes. Politicians, bankers, scientists, media dudes etc. They like to hang out together.

written by Auntie Matter, 29 May 2016
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Children's Mental Health Crisis.

UK: Government says;"We are spending too much money on children's mental health."
True. Psychosis, anorexia, gender confusion, depression,.. escalating.
Suggestion: Why don't we stop driving them MAD?

written by Auntie Matter, 28 May 2016
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First Robotic Homicide

Tokyo: An elderly businessman has been strangled by his housekeeper Robot. ""Matilda" simpry malfunction," explained the maker. "We not know why. Mr. Maki should have asked for character reference."

written by Auntie Matter, 28 May 2016
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Suicide Bombers and Alkies

Psychiatrists at the Mind Control Tavistock Institute, London have found close link between suicide bombers and alcoholics. For both, DEATH is the most important thing in life.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 May 2016
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Obama in Hiroshima

Mr. President saying all the 'right' things.

"Death fell from the sky.", said he.

Never rains but it pours, eh?

written by Auntie Matter, 27 May 2016
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Drug Athletes Protest

23 athletes who tested positive for drugs in London's 2012 Olympics have called for the House of Commons to be drug tested regularly. "No competitive sport should be exempt", said their spokesman.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 May 2016
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New Oscars Category

For the 2017 Hollywood Oscars, there will be a new category..."THE BEST MOVIE CLIP OF ALL TIME".
Nominations from "Casablanca", "High Noon" etc are in; but hot fav is Bond being chipped in Spectre.

written by Auntie Matter, 26 May 2016
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Gender Bending Marches On

The gender-bending agenda underpinning the NWO's drive for total sheeple mind control has taken a deadly turn. All US college students must now wear the same uniform... a short skirt over long pants.

written by Auntie Matter, 26 May 2016
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"Bond... James Bond... but you can call me "Sheila"".

As part of the general "gender confusion" aimed at the young and being vigorously promoted at every level by the NWO's 'Gay' lobby the next James Bond will be a bi-sexual transvestite.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 May 2016
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Soldiers Given Anti-Malaria Drugs

UK:Anti-Malaria drug LARIAM given to soldiers produces panic attacks, hallucinations and mental impairment. Ministers suggest it be given to troops BEFORE they are sent abroad, not afterwards.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 May 2016
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Jeff Koon's Controversial 'Piece'

A show of Jeff Koons' work now in London boasts a giant sculpture of his own pooh. Critics say:

(1). "Convoluted".
(2). "Heavy."
(3). "Very DuChamp".
(4). "Speaks volumes".
(5). "A load of shite".

written by Auntie Matter, 21 May 2016
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Barack Obama To Be Crowned Emperor

Obama is to be crowned First Emperor of the New World Order at a special ceremony conducted by Pope Francis at the Vatican Basilica this August 4th, his birthday.

written by Auntie Matter, 21 May 2016
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Obama's New Executive Order 13604

Congress is no longer empowered to pass laws.

written by Auntie Matter, 20 May 2016
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Ego Mania at its Best

The only person smarter than "Bill Clinton" is 'Bill Clinton'.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 May 2016
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Secret of Rapid Ageing Revealed.

LONDON: Scientists at the Tavistock Inst. have discovered that "rapid ageing" is directly caused by being timed while getting old.

written by Auntie Matter, 18 May 2016
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Woman Thought to Have Been Dead is Found.

lONDON. A Woman thought to have been dead for over fifty years was yesterday discovered by her husband.

"I woke up... and there she was... lying beside me," said he."

written by Auntie Matter, 18 May 2016
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