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Spoof Got it Nailed Again.

Harry Potter and Accursed Child indeed!
We give you.... From last year...the doomed foretelling...

http://www.thespoof.com/spoof-news/entertainment-gossip/124269/harry-potter-book-8-to-be-released

written by Auntie Matter, 17 October 2016
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Trump-Clinton

Consensus Opinion as follows:
"It's just a little TV excitement put on and paid for by the rich. So's we all believe we got a 'democracy" and all that crap. The President was picked three years ago."

written by Auntie Matter, 17 October 2016
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Latest Clip from "Idiot-Expert" US TV Show.

Idiot: Is there a God?
Expert: No. God is just an idea.
Idiot: Where do ideas come from?
Expert: What?
Idiot: Where do ideas come from?
Expert: Amm...amm...
Idiot: You don't know.
Expert: Do so!

written by Auntie Matter, 16 October 2016
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The Biggest Socially Accepted Swindles.

1. Mobile Phone Charges.
2. Broadband Charges.
3. ATM Charges.
4. Garbage Collection.
5. Water.
6. Electricity.
7. PUBLIC TRANSPORT.
WHAT WE ALL NEED SHOULD NOT BE IN THE CONTROL OF PROFITEERS.

written by Auntie Matter, 12 October 2016
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Picasso a Pedophile

Lifelong brothel crawler Pablo Picasso was a pedophile according to Rolf Harris's daughter Bindi Nicholls. Price of his doodles expected to soar.

written by Auntie Matter, 11 October 2016
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Who Made the Most Money out of Harry Potter?

Answer: THE FREEMASONS IN PUBLISHING, FILM AND MARKETING who concocted it. But...shhssh... don't go telling anybody...you are not supposed to know.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 October 2016
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Trump to Star in "The Producers"

Trump has been asked to play Broadway manager Max Bialystock in a remake of "The Producers".
"Like Max's play the more Trump tries to make sure he flops, the more likely he may succeed," said Warners.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 October 2016
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Reactions to Trump

N.Korea beware. Reaction = mild.
Wall around Mexico = so-so.
Muslims out of US = so-so.
Air-bomb Isis = mild.
Stop Iran = mild.
Bomb Iraq's oil fields = mild.
Did I say "pussy" = Shock-Horror.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 October 2016
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Australian Libraries

Libraries in Australia are called "kindergartens".
That is where you go to watch herds of kids run wild, scream, whimper and bawl while their mums gossip and read the mags.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 October 2016
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Homosexuality Redefined

The Vatican has redefined homosexuality as a "spiritual-psychological impairment". Practitioners everywhere are going bananas. NWO in jeopardy.

written by Auntie Matter, 05 October 2016
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"Just Not Good Enough"

Concerning a government proposal to fund The Victims of Verbal Abuse Assoc. a spokesman for the group replied:
"This is just not good enough. Fuck off!"

written by Auntie Matter, 05 October 2016
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Vimeo Under Threat

Homosexual photographers focusing on female asses entirely will no longer be permitted. Also taboo are bimbos smoking, sporting tattoos or showing any other signs of come-on physical self-abuse.

written by Auntie Matter, 01 October 2016
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The Soda Pop Awards Ceremony

The Gala event in New York had many reps in attendance, all in tux and gowns.
The winner went to "U-R-Lifesi", a new kid on the block that boasted no less than 195 chemicals in its composition.

written by Auntie Matter, 01 October 2016
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"Idiot-Expert"... New US TV Show Big Hit.

Excerpt.
Expert: Let's make the world a better place.
Idiot: Maybe if we stop fighting...
Expert: Science rules. Too many ugly, stupid people. Evolution. New World Order.
Idiot: Why not let it be?

written by Auntie Matter, 01 October 2016
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Sinn Fein Northern Ireland

N.Ire. Political Party Sinn Fein (means "We Ourselves Alone") are seeking funding for Sinn Fein in the wake of the Brexit vote. Anyone that has any money please contact Sinn Fein and give it to them.

written by Auntie Matter, 13 September 2016
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Family Relations

Working class families are "incestuous".
Middle class families are "closely knit".
Ruling class families are "firmly tied".

written by Auntie Matter, 13 September 2016
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Man Arrested Outside White House

WASHINGTON: A man,thought by many to be a human being, was today arrested outside the White House. Said arresting officer Chuck Braine: "No human beings allowed in here, only elected representatives."

written by Auntie Matter, 11 September 2016
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New Google Mail

The new Email is faster and more reliable than ever!
Please enter:
1. Profession.
2. Credit card number.
3. Politics.
4. Annual income.
5. Religion.
6. Favourite authors/music/movies.
7. Blood group.

written by Auntie Matter, 11 September 2016
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Bush's Press Secretary Shares Glory

Ari Fleischer who only today released six pages of notes that he made describing President George W. Bush's reaction to hearing of 9/11 has been nominated for the Pullitzer Prize for fiction 2017.

written by Auntie Matter, 10 September 2016
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Blessed Virgin Appears In Ireland

Killybegs Donegal; The Virgin Mary has appeared to three schoolgirls in an orchard. She spoke to them for hours. When asked what She said, the eldest replied:
"Couldn't understand a friggin' word."

written by Auntie Matter, 10 September 2016
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Cure at Last!

Atomosophobia is the fear of atomic explosions.
"Exposure to the fear is the only real cure", says the NWO Royal Psychiatric Commission on The Prevention of Sanity.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 September 2016
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Worse Than Cancer

A disease worse than cancer is spreading worldwide. It is called the THEORY OF EVOLUTION taught as 'fact' to our children at school on behalf of the NWO.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 September 2016
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BBC 'NEWS'

"A police officer was attacked in Paris yesterday with a knife. Injuries not life threatening."
FACTS: There were 573 murders in the UK in 2015 and 100,000+ cases of violent assault including rape.

written by Auntie Matter, 09 September 2016
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Church Progress

The Catholic Church is to scrap the CONFIRMATION RITE whereby teenage kids are rechristened "Warriors for Christ". "Don't want Muslims to get the wrong idea," explained the Pope.

written by Auntie Matter, 08 September 2016
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