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LONDON: Banks tested for crises capability. "Weakest have lowest reserves". Oh really? And how many of the 51 banks tested have an ounce of gold?
Rowling Announces Potter Book 8
"Never say never", she says. Duh? And Potter sheeple everywhere figured they had closed dat old Potter gold mine for good and gone home. Have your pocket money ready.
RBS Bank Fails Stress Test
LONDON: RBS banks fails stress test. Queen announces national day of mourning.
LONDON: The BBC are in desperate need of stories on the theme of "innocents being attacked". If you know of any please contact immediately,
BBC Broadcasting House
And You Thought the World was for You! Didn't you?
Monsanto are to release genetically modified fish into the five oceans of the world.
"All the world's fish now legally belong to us," said their spokesman Hiram Pike.
Media to Name Terrorists
UK Media have decided to name terrorists.
Will they include themselves?
The Most Loved Man on the Planet?
NWO. What's Important..Never Mention.
Sheeple Mind Control Agenda.
What is truly important to us MUST NEVER be mentioned to the sheeple.
Gimme an example.
The Chinese government has made a formal complaint to the UN asking why China, one of the most populated and powerful countries in the world, is rarely mentioned in Western media and never favourably.
Cancer can cause alcoholism, obesity and tattoos.
LONDON: A blind cripple who was busking outside Euston railway Station had his takings stolen this afternoon. Police are seeking two men of Eastern origin.
Tony Blair's Final Confession
"Okay, you got me. I promise I won't do it again."
Everybody in jail... except President Erdogan.
Ground Breaking Defeat
WASHINGTON: A motion making it illegal to misinform the American public on all matters pertaining to their welfare and democratic right was unanimously defeated yesterday by 530 votes to 5.
Preparing the sheep for Virtual Reality?
Sheeple Mind Control
How do they work it?
That which is MOST important to them gets zero media attention.
When was the last time you heard or read about their ultimate tool of mind control.. VIRTUAL REALITY?
New Saint For Catholic Church
Assassinated President John Kennedy is to be made Patron Saint of Bankers by Pope Francis in a special ceremony in December at the Banco Ambrosiano, Rome.
Russia has developed a new super-weapon that can destroy all enemy submarines simultaneously
Code name: Jeremy Corbyn
New UK Referendum on The Eu?
Now that billions have been made by the NWO boys who, of course, are cleverer than YOU which is why they are rich and YOU are poor... billions more will be made by tbem by dragging her back in. Right?
"You Think You Know People":(Jeremy Corbyn)
LONDON: The Labour Party is to open a Members' Social Club near Downing Street. "So that we can get to know one another... as people... if that is what we are", said betrayed leader Jeremy Corbyn.
The One Thing Burglars Don't Want You to Know.
That they are robbing your house.
Mick Jagger Won't Marry
72 year old Mick Jagger says he will not marry 29 year old pregnant girlfriend Melanie Hamrick. "I just have feeling it won't last," said he.
Journalists March In London
Thousands of writers, artists and journalists marched in London today carrying posters that read:
(1) Hands off Satire!
(2) To hell with defamation law!
(3) Bring back Monty Python and Spittin' Image!
Blair to Face Trial?
What'll happen to Blair if found guilty of 'illegality' (LOL) over Iraq?
(1) Lose his privy councillorship?
(2) Get Schillings to sue for defamation?
(3) Lose one of his 10 houses?
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