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Banks Tested

LONDON: Banks tested for crises capability. "Weakest have lowest reserves". Oh really? And how many of the 51 banks tested have an ounce of gold?

written by Auntie Matter, 30 July 2016
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Rowling Announces Potter Book 8

"Never say never", she says. Duh? And Potter sheeple everywhere figured they had closed dat old Potter gold mine for good and gone home. Have your pocket money ready.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 July 2016
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RBS Bank Fails Stress Test

LONDON: RBS banks fails stress test. Queen announces national day of mourning.

written by Auntie Matter, 30 July 2016
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BBC Appeal

LONDON: The BBC are in desperate need of stories on the theme of "innocents being attacked". If you know of any please contact immediately,

BBC Broadcasting House

Portland Place

London

W1A 1AA

written by Auntie Matter, 29 July 2016
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And You Thought the World was for You! Didn't you?

Monsanto are to release genetically modified fish into the five oceans of the world.
"All the world's fish now legally belong to us," said their spokesman Hiram Pike.

written by Auntie Matter, 28 July 2016
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Media to Name Terrorists

UK Media have decided to name terrorists.
Will they include themselves?

written by Auntie Matter, 28 July 2016
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The Most Loved Man on the Planet?

MOOJI.

written by Auntie Matter, 28 July 2016
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NWO. What's Important..Never Mention.

Sheeple Mind Control Agenda.
What is truly important to us MUST NEVER be mentioned to the sheeple.
Gimme an example.
CHINA!

written by Auntie Matter, 28 July 2016
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China Complaint

The Chinese government has made a formal complaint to the UN asking why China, one of the most populated and powerful countries in the world, is rarely mentioned in Western media and never favourably.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 July 2016
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Medical Breakthrough

Cancer can cause alcoholism, obesity and tattoos.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 July 2016
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BBC Headllines

LONDON: A blind cripple who was busking outside Euston railway Station had his takings stolen this afternoon. Police are seeking two men of Eastern origin.

written by Auntie Matter, 27 July 2016
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Tony Blair's Final Confession

"Okay, you got me. I promise I won't do it again."

written by Auntie Matter, 26 July 2016
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Istanbul Depopulated

Istanbul empty.
Everybody in jail... except President Erdogan.

written by Auntie Matter, 24 July 2016
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Ground Breaking Defeat

WASHINGTON: A motion making it illegal to misinform the American public on all matters pertaining to their welfare and democratic right was unanimously defeated yesterday by 530 votes to 5.

written by Auntie Matter, 21 July 2016
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Pokemon Go

Preparing the sheep for Virtual Reality?

written by Auntie Matter, 21 July 2016
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Sheeple Mind Control

How do they work it?
Simple...
That which is MOST important to them gets zero media attention.

When was the last time you heard or read about their ultimate tool of mind control.. VIRTUAL REALITY?

written by Auntie Matter, 19 July 2016
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New Saint For Catholic Church

Assassinated President John Kennedy is to be made Patron Saint of Bankers by Pope Francis in a special ceremony in December at the Banco Ambrosiano, Rome.

written by Auntie Matter, 19 July 2016
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Russia has developed a new super-weapon that can destroy all enemy submarines simultaneously

Code name: Jeremy Corbyn

written by Auntie Matter, 19 July 2016
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New UK Referendum on The Eu?

Now that billions have been made by the NWO boys who, of course, are cleverer than YOU which is why they are rich and YOU are poor... billions more will be made by tbem by dragging her back in. Right?

written by Auntie Matter, 17 July 2016
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"You Think You Know People":(Jeremy Corbyn)

LONDON: The Labour Party is to open a Members' Social Club near Downing Street. "So that we can get to know one another... as people... if that is what we are", said betrayed leader Jeremy Corbyn.

written by Auntie Matter, 17 July 2016
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The One Thing Burglars Don't Want You to Know.

That they are robbing your house.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 July 2016
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Mick Jagger Won't Marry

72 year old Mick Jagger says he will not marry 29 year old pregnant girlfriend Melanie Hamrick. "I just have feeling it won't last," said he.

written by Auntie Matter, 16 July 2016
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Journalists March In London

Thousands of writers, artists and journalists marched in London today carrying posters that read:
(1) Hands off Satire!
(2) To hell with defamation law!
(3) Bring back Monty Python and Spittin' Image!

written by Auntie Matter, 15 July 2016
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Blair to Face Trial?

What'll happen to Blair if found guilty of 'illegality' (LOL) over Iraq?

(1) Lose his privy councillorship?
(2) Get Schillings to sue for defamation?
(3) Lose one of his 10 houses?
(4) Nothing.

written by Auntie Matter, 10 July 2016
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