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Pope Ends Battle With American Catholic Nuns' Group
Loses five hands of poker to the Sisters of the Immaculate Deception plus three crates of holy communion whine
written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
Inhumane Society wants Neiman Marcus 'faux' fur probe
Says too many damn Alsatians are going missing before ending up as fun fur stoles on the catwalk
Nokia confirms acquisition fucked-up French telecom company
Money for old rope acquistion soumds like a desperate tax saving ploy
Bill De Blasio defends his decision not to endorse Hillary
Endorsements start at $100,000 and rise thru to $500,000. No IOUs accepted.
Man standing outside Papaya Dog is stabbed in head with a Screwdriver
Such terrible luck the guy's having, last week he got hit in the chops by a Manhattan, And previously a Bloody Mary.
Psycho-killer wolverine escapes from New Jersey porn shoot
Lock your pussies, guys, she's got a taste for raw meat
Woman says she was forced to take the piss in jail cell after drinking 'Bahama Mamas'
Mock my taste in booze and see how I redecorate your jail cell walls
UN chief gives Daniel Craig special emission to eliminate mines
The project will commence after mignight, Mr Bond, so it will be a nocturnal emission
Kendall Jenner goes topless, 'soon maybe headless'
IS Jihadis reckon a spot of beheading is coming next
Uptight Israeli ultra-Orthodox Jews cut Kim Kardashian from photo
Women don't have a soil in Judaism, besides KK is an old slag in the first place
Lil Wayne's former driver accuses rapper of threatening to chill him
Dastardly stuff, LW!
'Fault in Our Stars' author's Indiana home 'is listing'
Second thoughts, make that 'is being listed'
WTF 'The evolution of Emma Watson?'
Jumped up non-entity now a hasbeen as Harry Potter movies become old hat
Kissing cab hos gobsmacked at inclusion in Clinton campaign vid
Prior arrangement with live porn streaming company throwing up all kindsa copyright issues
Hillary's father's tombstone razed to the ground
Poor sucker turning in his grave at the idea of Hillary 2016
South Carolina abduction thwarted because suspect couldn't shit sticks
Er, 'couldn't drive stick shift'
18th-century sex toy unearthed at school of swordfish
Correction! that should read 'at school of swordmanship'
Exotic dancing spoof discovered in Florida mansion
Sounds like Bargis Tryhol caught pirouetting The Nutcracker
Incontinence pad used by Pope Francis auctioned off for $30K
Vatican taking da piss with its holy relics program
Broadway's 'Wolf Hall' is beautiful but boring because it was written by a fat slag
And that's the best review of this $50m production, sorry to, disappoint you guys
Poor dental hygiene said to be behind Tom Cruise delay to start of filming new movie
Biden puts Bloomberg's pacifier in his mouth
That's one way of making sure he keeps schtum!
'Feminist' Hillary Clinton is simply a tool says GOP stink tank
Expect plenty more revelations about her machinations with Dunfay's accouncement about her presidential run
Bloomberg formally knighted by UK
Queen Elizardbirth bestows the Order of the Sticky Wicket for keeping schtum about Prince Andrew's hos