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Pope Ends Battle With American Catholic Nuns' Group

Loses five hands of poker to the Sisters of the Immaculate Deception plus three crates of holy communion whine

written by queen mudder, 16 April 2015
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Inhumane Society wants Neiman Marcus 'faux' fur probe

Says too many damn Alsatians are going missing before ending up as fun fur stoles on the catwalk

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Nokia confirms acquisition fucked-up French telecom company

Money for old rope acquistion soumds like a desperate tax saving ploy

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Bill De Blasio defends his decision not to endorse Hillary

Endorsements start at $100,000 and rise thru to $500,000. No IOUs accepted.

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Man standing outside Papaya Dog is stabbed in head with a Screwdriver

Such terrible luck the guy's having, last week he got hit in the chops by a Manhattan, And previously a Bloody Mary.

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Psycho-killer wolverine escapes from New Jersey porn shoot

Lock your pussies, guys, she's got a taste for raw meat

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Woman says she was forced to take the piss in jail cell after drinking 'Bahama Mamas'

Mock my taste in booze and see how I redecorate your jail cell walls

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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UN chief gives Daniel Craig special emission to eliminate mines

The project will commence after mignight, Mr Bond, so it will be a nocturnal emission

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Kendall Jenner goes topless, 'soon maybe headless'

IS Jihadis reckon a spot of beheading is coming next

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Uptight Israeli ultra-Orthodox Jews cut Kim Kardashian from photo

Women don't have a soil in Judaism, besides KK is an old slag in the first place

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Lil Wayne's former driver accuses rapper of threatening to chill him

Dastardly stuff, LW!

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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'Fault in Our Stars' author's Indiana home 'is listing'

Second thoughts, make that 'is being listed'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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WTF 'The evolution of Emma Watson?'

Jumped up non-entity now a hasbeen as Harry Potter movies become old hat

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Kissing cab hos gobsmacked at inclusion in Clinton campaign vid

Prior arrangement with live porn streaming company throwing up all kindsa copyright issues

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Hillary's father's tombstone razed to the ground

Poor sucker turning in his grave at the idea of Hillary 2016

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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South Carolina abduction thwarted because suspect couldn't shit sticks

Er, 'couldn't drive stick shift'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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18th-century sex toy unearthed at school of swordfish

Correction! that should read 'at school of swordmanship'

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Exotic dancing spoof discovered in Florida mansion

Sounds like Bargis Tryhol caught pirouetting The Nutcracker

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Incontinence pad used by Pope Francis auctioned off for $30K

Vatican taking da piss with its holy relics program

written by queen mudder, 15 April 2015
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Broadway's 'Wolf Hall' is beautiful but boring because it was written by a fat slag

And that's the best review of this $50m production, sorry to, disappoint you guys

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Mission Unflossable?

Poor dental hygiene said to be behind Tom Cruise delay to start of filming new movie

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Biden puts Bloomberg's pacifier in his mouth

That's one way of making sure he keeps schtum!

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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'Feminist' Hillary Clinton is simply a tool says GOP stink tank

Expect plenty more revelations about her machinations with Dunfay's accouncement about her presidential run

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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Bloomberg formally knighted by UK

Queen Elizardbirth bestows the Order of the Sticky Wicket for keeping schtum about Prince Andrew's hos

written by queen mudder, 11 April 2015
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