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New York Toast says Gwynnie Paltrow is getting into the Juice game
Actress appears to be major investor in Canary Juice futures, makers of truth drug sodium Pentothal.
Google backpeddles in new porn policy, erases millions of ancient hookers from the net
'Let that be a lesson to all scrubbers over the age of 30,' CEO Larry Page says, 'including that silly tart Chelsea.'
Hosedown news as Israeli mole flushes out Assad chemical weapons cache
The dictator was storing sarin in his palace's chemical composting toilet, a birthday present from Prince Charles
Ebola-suspected student claims hospital treated her like a nutter
Suing the NYC Mammorial Hospital for putting her in straight jacket instead of taking her temperature and taking her seriously
Missing Swedish 15 year old with Ass Purgers found at Penn Station
Claims she'd been sent there to have colonic irrigation treatment for a minor stutter
Obama signs bill to fund Homeland Insecurity
Capitol Hill braces itself for a massive FBI bust of Russian agents who have infiltrated Wall Street, Big Oil and the Krispy Kreme Co
Miami police chief busted for hooker threesome says dress overwhelmed him
Uh, make that stress. Chief Bozo's excuse still pathetic.
Ancient Hercules statue returning to Italy 2,500 years after theft
Damn Etruscan thieves sentenced to 12 months community service after pleading guilty to smash and grab
Counter-Terror official charged with soliciting sex from a miner...
...forty-inner and his daughter Clementine
Iran's Revolutionary Guard attacks a rocky outcrop in Shatt Al-Arab
The Ayatollah's special forces blew up and destroyed the twin rock mounds after Saudis mocked them for looking like 'The Shah of Persia's Tits'
Miracle baby born fully encased in giant squid
Doctors blame OctoMom for putting ideas into the beastie
Chile fisherman's close encounter with giant sperm
Exchanging bodily fluids with a seven footer sure ain't easy ... unless you learn to be very flexible
Revenge photographer wants wife scrubbed from the web
Dirty pics of the filthy little slut bringing his business into disrepute
Exploding Moscow blowholes raise fears of deadly gas exposure
Fears that massive methane outburst from Vlad Putin's private quarters may be to blame
HSBC pleads 'shame' over Swiss tax scams
Blames Brits' Queen Elizardbirth for putting them up to it in the first place
Husband claims wife is holding him 'prisoner' in their Hamptons teardown
Wife says he's locked himself in a makeshift crack den with Mexican gardener and his twin brother
Hustler Club exotic dancers 'being stripped' of minimum wage
Everyone knows downtown rates are fifty bucks for ten minutes - same as a handjob in Hells Kitchen
Ronald Reagan's 'fake' friend wants 'fraud' plea deal
Says The Gipper was every inch the professional con artist and would have been proud of this latest twist
Landlord sues councilwoman for having him arrested over 'rented beef'
Says nothing criminal with leased-back rib-eye!
NY-bound jet forced to make emergency landing with crappy sunscreen
Correction! Uh, 'cracked windscreen' maybe better?
Al Sharpton paid to keep his mouth shut about lack of black TV programming suit
Always having to wear a lime green tuxedo or pale grey pinstripe three-piece suit kinda harsh on the guy I reckon
Hand-mixer News: ISIS' English-language schools teaching jihadi children how to blend
More dumb recipies from The Taleban Cookbook
Is the answer 'skeletons'??
Yes if the question is 'What's inside the closets of the Oscars' Best Actress nominees?'
Absolutely No Rickshaws as Astronauts install International Space Station parking bays for space taxis
I mean, what kind of place do you think this is?
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