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Astrophysicist angers Christians with Christmas shit
Ah shucks, meant to say tweet!
Baby shunned by other gorillas will sue zoos
Blatant simian-on-simian discrimination lawsuit bound to make the nipper a huge pile of cash...lawfirm of Patton Boggs on the case?
Woman died after crack removed from vagina
A true story this, apparently surgeons found a glass pipe and a vile - uh, vial! - of crack cocaine inside her vagina, poor woman probably hid them from the cops before coming up a cropper
At last, Fakebook dismisses 'dislike' button as far too vegetative
WTF 'Chris Christie crushed on Twitter'?
Maybe the guy got squished in between two giant cyber trucks
New road rage pill a winner
Little ampoule of cement/charcoal mix soon stops any urges to abuse fellow motorists
Sydney Gunman 'Was Out-On-Bail Serial Pervert'
Sydney Arthur Gunman - not to be confused with the Sydney gunman in the Cafe siege
Where's best to watch the spectacular Geminid meteor shower?
Probaby in NASA CEO's private ensuite bathroom!
Russian military jet nearly collides with Swedish Mile High Club plane
Pilot Sergei Rasputin says he almost dislocated an eyeball looking at those nude ''Swedish Exercises" in Coach
De Blasio's security sergeant 'must be back'
Everyone suddenly doing things by the book now Hizonner's Heavy is back on the job
NYC ranked the most livable city for people under 3'5"
No, wait! Age 35! Rome's Catacombs district is the place for shortarses.
Sinead O'Connor joins Irish rationalist party
Great piss-up went on until 4am over tequila slammers and chit-chat aboutSocrates and other Voice of Reason stuff
Obama's private chef-cum-food taster leaving the White House
Look out for his valedictory cookbook Eating Crow With Da Prez
Pulled: Hanukkah wrapping paper covered in swastikas as festive Nazi season begins
Damn Hitler memorabilia revival creeping into the the holiday shopping zone
Pair of Pentagon shrinks earned $81M from CIA torture program
Nice work of you can get it, advising torturers how to psych out the enemy and get away with it by calling it Cognitive Therapy
Customers accidentally get a side salad at Porn-U-Like
Hoping for some hard core when all that came was a limp Chicken Cesar
Senate files reveal CIA's use of sexual threats and mock executions
How else do you think the last 10 Presidents of the United States ever got elected?
Cannibal killed and cooked landlady in downtown horror
Told cops he'd been badly let down at the Food Bank and it was a question of knife or death.
WTF 'These rich women consider themselves as broke as bag ladies'
Madonna, Oprah and Kim Kardashian suddenly chanelling the penury look for a joke or a dare?
Bandits busted fleeing with Dead Sea Scroll artefucts
Stole them for use as firelighters in the ass-freezing Israeli winter, poor bastards
UK Chancellor Osborne announces 25% Google 'shit' tax
New levy aimed at multinationals that shit their profits offshore....ah, shift. SHAFT??
Wife left husband's body to rot after he died with massive erection
Morticians examining the remains said it was still the last thing standing after six years, must have been one helluva guy
Silly whorse gets itself stuck down a well
Rumors flying all over the place that's where a very disappointed jockey decided to house it overnight after a 50-length defeat at apteh races
Revealed: San Francisco Chinese restaurant's disgusting' way of defrosting meat
Blowtorch treatment of the freezer soon thaws out all those yummy cats and dogs
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