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Appeal as ex-Maryland police officer gets 5 years for shooting handcuffed suspect
Some folks want sentence commuted, five days about right
Fracking accident kills one and seriously injures two at Colorado well site
Yeah blame it all on hydraulic fracturing...and not all those spliffs since breakfast time
Cremated ashes of Ohio woman lost in the postal system
End up in LA where mail thieves open and snort the package, yuck
Elton John slams Russia's draconian anti-gay laws
Since when is wearing pink crimpelene been a crime in Putin's back yard anyway?
Reality TV pastry 'guru' tried to charm NYPD out of drunk driving charge
Blamed it on some artificial brandy essence in one of his mince pies
Czech model, face of Prada and L'Oreal, found dead in bath with dogs
Animal cruelty experts say 'We know who's to blame!'
'White Widow' jihadist killed by Russian viper
Correction! Correction! Meant to say SNIPER!
Tiger on the loose near Disneyland Paris
World famous golf champ spotted lurking near Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' cottage, maybe on the lookout for Goldilocks or something
US Energy Department: US: Get used to cheap laughs
WTF? Oh yeah, meant to say GAS
Underwear bandit on the rampage in small Alaskan town
Witnesses describe the suspect as a loud-mouthed Tea Party female wearing spectacles and a McCain/Palin 2008 sticker
Two Warhols fetch $153m at record-setting auction
Money for old rope I say, the artist is SO overrated
Woman spends $35,000 looking for lost pooch
And then the mutt turns out to have been hiding under the duvet in her spare room all the time....
Pregnant schoolgirl mannequins leave Venezuelan shoppers gobsmacked
14 year-old mannequins 'far too old' to be real Venezuelan pregnant gals
'Volcanos of jihad' promised in new terrorist recording as ISIL renegades harness global warming powers
Slasher movie-making school principal resigns
Says he's had to make some deep cuts in his routine now that YouBoob wants to sign him up for life
Philae Comet Probe 'Is On The Wrong Side Of Cliff'
Oooh, should have been warned not to upset Cliff Richard, he's got a lot on his plate just now
ISIS and al Qaeda are joining farces in new rock band
Plan to tour the Middle East early next January with Iranian offshoots providing backing vocals, maybe Cheryl Cole on drums
Arkansas governor to pardon Obama's weed convictions
"A man needs convictions to shape his character," outgoing Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe said, "a pity Obama's are all for that audacity of dope."
WTF 'Girls who risk everything for a bottom like Kim's'??
North Korean lardarse Kim Jong-Un now a global butt model? Move over, Kardashian Sisters!
Colony of venomous spiders 'drives NYC first family from home'
No wonder Bill de Blasio's family moved to the official mayoral residency, Gracie Mansion, pity the poor tenants now living in his infested Park Slope house
Coast Guard checking JFK for Ebola
Fears the dead president's coffin is leeching the virus a big concer say Feds
Top admin tangled in Catholic school sex scandal stripped of athletic duties
No more playing Blind Man's Buff in the showers with the girls
Putin ready to break out the blow torch and rave
Next month's freebasing and crack cocaine party at the Kremlin will his first since rehab
Susan Sarandon breaks silence on 18 year-old boyfriend
He has the most advanced lingual muscles - uh, skills! - I've ever encountered the 69 year-old scraggy couger said today
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