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City boss threatened to throw financier out of window
Well, that's one way of dealing with balance sheet bad news!
Roman Abramovich digs a £20m hole under Chelsea's Stamford Bridge
Would have been cheaper to give the money away!
Crowd-pleaser Vince Cable risks being urination target, says Alistair Darling
OK, maybe a bit of an exaggeration from the original story, but whaddahell, eh?
Elderly forced to stand at bus stop because TfL thought the seat generates orgasms
Can't have the oldies tossing off in public, I suppose.
Three-year-olds being labelled bigots by teachers??
Blame Super Nanny!
Eating three square meals a day 'a better way to diet than grazing'
WTF? Not if you are a fat, lazy cow hooked on grass!
Bentley recalls 1,500-strong fleet amid fears retractable 'Winged B' could injure pedestrians
Fortunately the spiked titanium bull bars remain intact!
Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg is valued at $6.9bn in Forbes That's Rich list
Claims to have more dosh than Apple's Steve 'Big' Jobs and NewsCorpse's Rupert 'The Bear' Murdoch
BBC's John Humphrys' abrasive voice used to scare off Old Dears from allotments
Always said he'd missed his true vocation!
UK homosexual population: Just 1.5% of Britons say they are gay, lesbian or bisexual
The other 98.5% of respondents are lying says Gaydar
Britain's youngest mother,12, evicted 'after throwing up at wild drug-fuelled panties'
Er, should read 'after throwing wild drug-fuelled parties'...
Mystery US millionaire donates $8m to Australian wombats
Sexual guilt, eh?
Kazakhstan president for Nobel Peace Prize?
If Barack Obama can win it then anyone can.
Bill Clinton blames Russian immigrants as obstacle to peace
Well, he should know, being a top KGB colonel from Bloodyvostock!
Sesame St drops 'inappropriate' Katy Perry
Sure must have upset the Trash Heap big time!
Oxytocin - a love hormone that could cure shyness?
Try alcohol, works just as easily and without need for messing about with bodily secretions!
LibDem conference: Vince Cable turns his guns on home owners
Coroner at Mark Saunders' police shooting inquest says "Oh yes?"
Eskimo loophole to save Scotland's sporran industry?
More like Icelandic sinkhole if you ask me!
Cats threat to UK stem cell supremacy?
Nah, it's cuts, silly!
Two drinks make elderly unsteady on feet
The first one is alcohol and the second liquid paraffin....
Ten Best Places In The World To Be Gay?
The White House, Buckingham Palace, The Vatican, The Kremlin, Madame Jo-Jo's, Britain's Got Talent TV show, Hampstead Heath, the British Army, the French Army, BBC Board of Governors...
Man U FC under screwtiny following Rooney fiasco
Hookers banned from wearing away strip and from shagging on the touchlines.
CIA ran a secret army of 3,000 assassins
And why not when it's so easy to blame the hits on the KGB and Mossad!
Nudists fight for bear necessities as swingers invade top UK fleshpot haunt
That's no way to describe the Pratts Bottom Women's Institute!
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