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Brit zoo bans 'baffling' animal print clothing
Yeah, the zebras started revolting at all that Last Season schmatter
Arts review: Die Schuldigkeit DesEersten Gebots, Wigmore Hall, London
WTF, isn't there an infectious diseases unit named after the guy?
Feds release CCTV of Navy Yard shooter
Unfortunately NCIS' Jethro Gibbs not impressed, blames Mossad's Eli David for tampering with the footage
Peru drug mules to plead guilty
Judge says they've already made an ass of themselves
China signs lease to rent 5% of Ukraine
Unfortunately that's the defunct Chernobyl reactor they're renting, should have checked the small print
Lech Walesa wants Germany and Poland to unite
Just like they did under the Fuhrer in September 1939
Brazil's World Cup stadium to be used as detention center after tournament
Thousands of Guantanamo Bay inmates to be offered once-in-a-lifetime chance of a Brazilian holiday
Musical based on life of John Paul II to hit London
Playing to packed-out audiences in the Jimmy Savile Memorial Theater
Sen Ted Cruz ends 21hr Senate rant against Obamacare
Proctologists will now examine the daft old blowhard for damage to his favorite orifice
£40 million pink diamond declared a fake
So back it goes inside a Harrabs Xmas Cracker, £100 for six
Kansas creationist museum to open exciting new wing
Sneak preview says it will be stuffed with 21st century global warming believers
Plastic surgeons on standby, please:
'Miliband's bid to fix fuel prices blows up his face' bwahaha
One million mums forced into hand jobs 'just like Kirstie Allsop'
Time for a new subeditor at the Torygraph broadsheet
Officials warn of Shanghai Mad Cow disease
Blame reports of a Chinese steak in British nuclear reactors for the deathly pathogen
Obama tells schoolkids broccoli is his favorite food
Must have lost an entire generation of future voters for that whopper!
Russia sacks head of Bolshoi ballet
That's the last time any dancer pads out their crown jewels area of their tights with a copy of the Russian Constitution!
Wales adopts 'presumed consent' system for organ donation
Individuals will be presumed to have donated their Wurlitzers unless specifically asking to opt out.
France's 'Joan Of Arc' vows to bring back Frank
Marine Le Pen promises voters to smash the existing Soviet European Union and break up that ghastly Yuri currency. Er, who is Frank?
Sam Cam must really get her dentist to fix things properly
A count of her televised gnashers reached nearly 100 today!
Rhythmic gymnast Alina Kabaeva breaks her silence about Putin romance
Says she's bent over backwards keeping it out of the papers
Mick Jagger 'thought about becoming a Mars Bar salesman' but...
the idea left him with a funky taste in the mouth!
Mo Farah under investigation for breaking wind in Wimbledon Royal Box
Strict protocol applies about who goes first.
Cash to fix 19 million potholes in Camden
Skunk-smoking festival really wrecked the roads
Barack Obama will not 'scramble eggs' for Edward Snowden
The guy's goose is cooked enough as it is.
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