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Ex-Mayor Giuliani says Obama influenced by commies since youth...

...called Vlad the Impaler Putin pulled down his pants and blew him in a Sugar Land parking lot in Texas, heheh

written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
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Unfair dismissal lawsuit as police dog fired for biting cop & doughnut shop worker

Attorneys for K9 say it's a bum rap because someone should have fed the mutt some breakfast

written by queen mudder, 21 February 2015
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The dilemma facing Wall Street: will Chicken Selects save McDonald's?

Long trail of puke from the restaurant to the sidewalk says pretty much 'NO'

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2015
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India insists Mexican Bean tree planted by Obama is not dead

Brit satirists send Barack Obama a DVD of Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch

written by queen mudder, 20 February 2015
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Latest tongue strap news as 'Muzzled' mistress blasts free-speech-touting ex-lover

Cool it, guys, neither of you looks cute in that studded facial harness, more Hannibal Lecter than 50 Shades of Shit

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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Bwahaha as hedge fund tycoon sues for lost $253K on $147M Hamptons purchase

That's at least $100m over the odds considering the cottage sits on Further Lane and not prestigeous Lily Pond Drive

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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Maybe he was listening to Bob Marley's 'Catchafire' ?

Just sifting throught the rubble to find clues as Art Garfunkel's NYC penthouse burns down

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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At last, some honest talk about Kanye West's fashion design genius:

Kelly Cutrone slams West: 'He's a joke as a fashion designer'. Hear, hear.

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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Bulldozer bait as Rosie O'Donnell sells Florida mansion for $5.7M

Realtors reckon it's a teardown that's lucky to make half that price

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7 infected, 2 dead and scores vomiting their guts out after 'superbug' outbreak at LA hospital

Medics at Ronald Reagan Mammorial Hospital in LA blame Oscars-resistant viral crap that's poisoning Los Angeles residents

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Jihadi terror mastermind who used to be a secretary brings out movie sequel

Movie industry sources say it's a reworking of '9 to 5' with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton

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Shock for young Mom who sells breast milk online to 'bodybuilders'

Organic macrobiotic human breastmilk yoghurt factory making millions thanks to Sadie Bazooka's stonking 44DD lactation splurge

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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Ex NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani says Obama doesn't 'love America'

Accuses of screwing over the American people just like he screwed over loads of women while a convict on the run

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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Cop finds stunning $15,000 pearl in his seafood dinner

Now being sued by the restaurant owner who says all treasure trove foind on the premises belongs to him, sheeshhh.

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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Semi-naked woman found alive inside cardboard box at landfill site

Landlord refuses to return the woman's clothing, claims she owes three months rent

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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The agony & the extasy as man buys $6 watch at Goodwill, resells it for $35K

...then gets stung for $40K bill by the taxman who refuses to believe $35K auction price story

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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'World's fastest hearse' that can get you to a funeral at 150mph on 24/7 standby

Rumors say it's been booked for the rest of 2015 by top foreign RIP-in-waiting Queen Elizardbirth

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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US, Turkey to arm and train simian rebels

Battle for Planet of the Apeshit goes viral, expect heavy losses

written by queen mudder, 19 February 2015
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Shape-up News: Kate Hudson shows off her rock-hard ass

Correction! Hold the front page! That last bit should read A-B-S!

written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
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Someone can now manage your FarceBook account after you die

Brand new Hexoplasm App lets you leave instructions for stuff once you've snuffed it

written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
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Joan Rivers' $28m 4-bed UES apartment overrun with vermin and ghosts

And that's just the legal team handling the probate plus a few of the wannabe heirs

written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
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Kevin Costner runs a crap marathon in 'McFarland, USA'

Maybe subconsciously still being pursued by daft Brit fantasist Tessa Cunningham who's dined out on shagging Costner for the last 15 years

written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
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Top NY judge announces sweeping grand jury reforms

All jurors submit to a polygraph about their online blogging plus blood tests to rule out mad cow disease

written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
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Phew, good news at last: court rules local governments can't restrict where sex offenders live

Especially good news for the 3,000 or so suspected perverts in NYC's Meatpacking District

written by queen mudder, 18 February 2015
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