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Brit zoo bans 'baffling' animal print clothing

Yeah, the zebras started revolting at all that Last Season schmatter

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Arts review: Die Schuldigkeit DesEersten Gebots, Wigmore Hall, London

WTF, isn't there an infectious diseases unit named after the guy?

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Feds release CCTV of Navy Yard shooter

Unfortunately NCIS' Jethro Gibbs not impressed, blames Mossad's Eli David for tampering with the footage

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Peru drug mules to plead guilty

Judge says they've already made an ass of themselves

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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China signs lease to rent 5% of Ukraine

Unfortunately that's the defunct Chernobyl reactor they're renting, should have checked the small print

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Lech Walesa wants Germany and Poland to unite

Just like they did under the Fuhrer in September 1939

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Brazil's World Cup stadium to be used as detention center after tournament

Thousands of Guantanamo Bay inmates to be offered once-in-a-lifetime chance of a Brazilian holiday

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Musical based on life of John Paul II to hit London

Playing to packed-out audiences in the Jimmy Savile Memorial Theater

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Sen Ted Cruz ends 21hr Senate rant against Obamacare

Proctologists will now examine the daft old blowhard for damage to his favorite orifice

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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£40 million pink diamond declared a fake

So back it goes inside a Harrabs Xmas Cracker, £100 for six

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Kansas creationist museum to open exciting new wing

Sneak preview says it will be stuffed with 21st century global warming believers

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Plastic surgeons on standby, please:

'Miliband's bid to fix fuel prices blows up his face' bwahaha

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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One million mums forced into hand jobs 'just like Kirstie Allsop'

Time for a new subeditor at the Torygraph broadsheet

written by queen mudder, 25 September 2013
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Officials warn of Shanghai Mad Cow disease

Blame reports of a Chinese steak in British nuclear reactors for the deathly pathogen

written by queen mudder, 13 July 2013
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Obama tells schoolkids broccoli is his favorite food

Must have lost an entire generation of future voters for that whopper!

written by queen mudder, 10 July 2013
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Russia sacks head of Bolshoi ballet

That's the last time any dancer pads out their crown jewels area of their tights with a copy of the Russian Constitution!

written by queen mudder, 09 July 2013
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Wales adopts 'presumed consent' system for organ donation

Individuals will be presumed to have donated their Wurlitzers unless specifically asking to opt out.

written by queen mudder, 02 July 2013
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France's 'Joan Of Arc' vows to bring back Frank

Marine Le Pen promises voters to smash the existing Soviet European Union and break up that ghastly Yuri currency. Er, who is Frank?

written by queen mudder, 30 June 2013
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Sam Cam must really get her dentist to fix things properly

A count of her televised gnashers reached nearly 100 today!

written by queen mudder, 28 June 2013
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Rhythmic gymnast Alina Kabaeva breaks her silence about Putin romance

Says she's bent over backwards keeping it out of the papers

written by queen mudder, 28 June 2013
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Mick Jagger 'thought about becoming a Mars Bar salesman' but...

the idea left him with a funky taste in the mouth!

written by queen mudder, 28 June 2013
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Mo Farah under investigation for breaking wind in Wimbledon Royal Box

Strict protocol applies about who goes first.

written by queen mudder, 27 June 2013
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Cash to fix 19 million potholes in Camden

Skunk-smoking festival really wrecked the roads

written by queen mudder, 27 June 2013
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Barack Obama will not 'scramble eggs' for Edward Snowden

The guy's goose is cooked enough as it is.

written by queen mudder, 27 June 2013
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