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George W Bush paintings exhibition opens Friday
Preview of Dubya's 24 portrait collection entitled Me And My Pals At Naturist Camp David has been hailed by the art world as a loada Jackson Pollox (sic).
Cholera outbreak in Haiti blamed on human-animal mating
Just not sure who infected who first
Afghan vice-president died of natural causes says Russian envoy
The presence of three nine-millimetre bullets in his head a pure coincidence, as we say in Bloodyvostock.
American fraternity to ban lethal and disgusting initiation ceremony
Wannabe Skull N Boners will no longer be blindfolded and ordered to fellate a piece of stuffed raw tuna 'called Hillary'.
WTF? Vulnerable astrologer with phobia of Phobos...
...found RIP face down with Mars Bar stuffed down throat?
Secrets of Heinrich Himmler's lettuce to be published
Maybe, be cos it proves he was a Nazi vegan
Obama has little concrete to offer disillusioned middle classes?
London Underground engineers say maybe it's because world supplies have dried up after tons of the quick drying stuff accidentally flooded a signal control room at Victoria Station last Friday
The Wolf Hall of Wall Street starring Leonardo DiCaprio, anyone?
Booker Prize winner Hilary mantel utterly confused at the Martin Scorsese-directed premiere.
New Peanut Butter Test For Alzheimers Sufferers Too Simple?
Snort a line of crunchy peanut butter and then spell A-L-Z-H-E-I-M-E-R-S with one eye shut
Miley opens up about doing the splits with Liam Hemsworth
Ripped a huge hole in the gusset of her tights, blamed Liam for having had a hand in it
WTF 'Putin shows Abbott iron curtain over birthday cake snub'?
This is no time to be ironing them drapes, Vlad, leave it to KGB money laundering division
World markets will be 'seriously pissed' if US govt fails to raise debt ceiling
Raise the debt ceiling? Hell, whaddabout raisin' the friggin White House roof?
Brits plan to re-open Iranian embassy
About half a ton of gelignite under the front door should do it just like during the 1979 siege
Nick Clegg's wife moaning on about 'absurd' labels holding back women
Poor Miriam, blames everything on an overdose of Prada corsets
Afghanistan's President Hamid Karzai blames NATO after bleeding it dry
Hamid? More like hammered, never heard to much daft tosh in me entire life
Israel up in arms about ritual circumcision ban
Says Council of Europe has no business sticking its nose into young lads' foreskins
Supreme Court throws out Virginia sodomy law appeal
Judges say however appealing the rectal practice may be it's got bugger all to do with the Constitution
Rio uses oil slick to pacify the favelas
Mayor of Brazilian World Cup city says whaddahell, it's cleared out drug gangs from the shanty towns
Abu Anas al-Liby claims disillusion with jihadism
Blames dodgy halal kebab at the White Widow Cafe for sending him bonkers in the first place
FBI shuts down notorious Silk Broad drug website
That's the last time Federal employees suffer the indignity of purchasing a fake online wrap
Head of Iranian cyber warfare shot dead in suspected drive-by-shooting
Witnesses say his PC hard drive pulled out a .45 and let him have it
US government shutdown is really hurting day-to-day stuff
Expect the Capitol Hill trash dumpsters to be overflowing into the streets of DC before anyone decides to back down
Is Woody Allen's son Ronan possibly Frank Sinatra's?
DNA tests show Mia Farrow blue-eyed boy was maybe conceived by a THIRD, unnamed man
UKIP is a fascist party says Lord Heseltine
Takes one to know one, UKIP's Nigel Farage replies, as battled for Nazi hearts and minds goes up a gear
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