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Astrophysicist angers Christians with Christmas shit

Ah shucks, meant to say tweet!

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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Baby shunned by other gorillas will sue zoos

Blatant simian-on-simian discrimination lawsuit bound to make the nipper a huge pile of cash...lawfirm of Patton Boggs on the case?

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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Woman died after crack removed from vagina

A true story this, apparently surgeons found a glass pipe and a vile - uh, vial! - of crack cocaine inside her vagina, poor woman probably hid them from the cops before coming up a cropper

written by queen mudder, 26 December 2014
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At last, Fakebook dismisses 'dislike' button as far too vegetative

Uh, negative?

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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WTF 'Chris Christie crushed on Twitter'?

Maybe the guy got squished in between two giant cyber trucks

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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New road rage pill a winner

Little ampoule of cement/charcoal mix soon stops any urges to abuse fellow motorists

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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Sydney Gunman 'Was Out-On-Bail Serial Pervert'

Sydney Arthur Gunman - not to be confused with the Sydney gunman in the Cafe siege

written by queen mudder, 15 December 2014
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Where's best to watch the spectacular Geminid meteor shower?

Probaby in NASA CEO's private ensuite bathroom!

written by queen mudder, 13 December 2014
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Russian military jet nearly collides with Swedish Mile High Club plane

Pilot Sergei Rasputin says he almost dislocated an eyeball looking at those nude ''Swedish Exercises" in Coach

written by queen mudder, 13 December 2014
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De Blasio's security sergeant 'must be back'

Everyone suddenly doing things by the book now Hizonner's Heavy is back on the job

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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NYC ranked the most livable city for people under 3'5"

No, wait! Age 35! Rome's Catacombs district is the place for shortarses.

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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Sinead O'Connor joins Irish rationalist party

Great piss-up went on until 4am over tequila slammers and chit-chat aboutSocrates and other Voice of Reason stuff

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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Obama's private chef-cum-food taster leaving the White House

Look out for his valedictory cookbook Eating Crow With Da Prez

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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Pulled: Hanukkah wrapping paper covered in swastikas as festive Nazi season begins

Damn Hitler memorabilia revival creeping into the the holiday shopping zone

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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Pair of Pentagon shrinks earned $81M from CIA torture program

Nice work of you can get it, advising torturers how to psych out the enemy and get away with it by calling it Cognitive Therapy

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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Customers accidentally get a side salad at Porn-U-Like

Hoping for some hard core when all that came was a limp Chicken Cesar

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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Senate files reveal CIA's use of sexual threats and mock executions

How else do you think the last 10 Presidents of the United States ever got elected?

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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Cannibal killed and cooked landlady in downtown horror

Told cops he'd been badly let down at the Food Bank and it was a question of knife or death.

written by queen mudder, 09 December 2014
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WTF 'These rich women consider themselves as broke as bag ladies'

Madonna, Oprah and Kim Kardashian suddenly chanelling the penury look for a joke or a dare?

written by queen mudder, 08 December 2014
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Bandits busted fleeing with Dead Sea Scroll artefucts

Stole them for use as firelighters in the ass-freezing Israeli winter, poor bastards

written by queen mudder, 08 December 2014
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UK Chancellor Osborne announces 25% Google 'shit' tax

New levy aimed at multinationals that shit their profits offshore....ah, shift. SHAFT??

written by queen mudder, 03 December 2014
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Wife left husband's body to rot after he died with massive erection

Morticians examining the remains said it was still the last thing standing after six years, must have been one helluva guy

written by queen mudder, 02 December 2014
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Silly whorse gets itself stuck down a well

Rumors flying all over the place that's where a very disappointed jockey decided to house it overnight after a 50-length defeat at apteh races

written by queen mudder, 02 December 2014
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Revealed: San Francisco Chinese restaurant's disgusting' way of defrosting meat

Blowtorch treatment of the freezer soon thaws out all those yummy cats and dogs

written by queen mudder, 02 December 2014
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