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Ex-Mayor Giuliani says Obama influenced by commies since youth...
...called Vlad the Impaler Putin pulled down his pants and blew him in a Sugar Land parking lot in Texas, heheh
Unfair dismissal lawsuit as police dog fired for biting cop & doughnut shop worker
Attorneys for K9 say it's a bum rap because someone should have fed the mutt some breakfast
The dilemma facing Wall Street: will Chicken Selects save McDonald's?
Long trail of puke from the restaurant to the sidewalk says pretty much 'NO'
India insists Mexican Bean tree planted by Obama is not dead
Brit satirists send Barack Obama a DVD of Monty Python's Dead Parrot sketch
Latest tongue strap news as 'Muzzled' mistress blasts free-speech-touting ex-lover
Cool it, guys, neither of you looks cute in that studded facial harness, more Hannibal Lecter than 50 Shades of Shit
Bwahaha as hedge fund tycoon sues for lost $253K on $147M Hamptons purchase
That's at least $100m over the odds considering the cottage sits on Further Lane and not prestigeous Lily Pond Drive
Maybe he was listening to Bob Marley's 'Catchafire' ?
Just sifting throught the rubble to find clues as Art Garfunkel's NYC penthouse burns down
At last, some honest talk about Kanye West's fashion design genius:
Kelly Cutrone slams West: 'He's a joke as a fashion designer'. Hear, hear.
Bulldozer bait as Rosie O'Donnell sells Florida mansion for $5.7M
Realtors reckon it's a teardown that's lucky to make half that price
7 infected, 2 dead and scores vomiting their guts out after 'superbug' outbreak at LA hospital
Medics at Ronald Reagan Mammorial Hospital in LA blame Oscars-resistant viral crap that's poisoning Los Angeles residents
Jihadi terror mastermind who used to be a secretary brings out movie sequel
Movie industry sources say it's a reworking of '9 to 5' with Jane Fonda, Lily Tomlin and Dolly Parton
Shock for young Mom who sells breast milk online to 'bodybuilders'
Organic macrobiotic human breastmilk yoghurt factory making millions thanks to Sadie Bazooka's stonking 44DD lactation splurge
Ex NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani says Obama doesn't 'love America'
Accuses of screwing over the American people just like he screwed over loads of women while a convict on the run
Cop finds stunning $15,000 pearl in his seafood dinner
Now being sued by the restaurant owner who says all treasure trove foind on the premises belongs to him, sheeshhh.
Semi-naked woman found alive inside cardboard box at landfill site
Landlord refuses to return the woman's clothing, claims she owes three months rent
The agony & the extasy as man buys $6 watch at Goodwill, resells it for $35K
...then gets stung for $40K bill by the taxman who refuses to believe $35K auction price story
'World's fastest hearse' that can get you to a funeral at 150mph on 24/7 standby
Rumors say it's been booked for the rest of 2015 by top foreign RIP-in-waiting Queen Elizardbirth
US, Turkey to arm and train simian rebels
Battle for Planet of the Apeshit goes viral, expect heavy losses
Shape-up News: Kate Hudson shows off her rock-hard ass
Correction! Hold the front page! That last bit should read A-B-S!
Someone can now manage your FarceBook account after you die
Brand new Hexoplasm App lets you leave instructions for stuff once you've snuffed it
Joan Rivers' $28m 4-bed UES apartment overrun with vermin and ghosts
And that's just the legal team handling the probate plus a few of the wannabe heirs
Kevin Costner runs a crap marathon in 'McFarland, USA'
Maybe subconsciously still being pursued by daft Brit fantasist Tessa Cunningham who's dined out on shagging Costner for the last 15 years
Top NY judge announces sweeping grand jury reforms
All jurors submit to a polygraph about their online blogging plus blood tests to rule out mad cow disease
Phew, good news at last: court rules local governments can't restrict where sex offenders live
Especially good news for the 3,000 or so suspected perverts in NYC's Meatpacking District
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