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Appeal as ex-Maryland police officer gets 5 years for shooting handcuffed suspect

Some folks want sentence commuted, five days about right

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Fracking accident kills one and seriously injures two at Colorado well site

Yeah blame it all on hydraulic fracturing...and not all those spliffs since breakfast time

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Cremated ashes of Ohio woman lost in the postal system

End up in LA where mail thieves open and snort the package, yuck

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Elton John slams Russia's draconian anti-gay laws

Since when is wearing pink crimpelene been a crime in Putin's back yard anyway?

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Reality TV pastry 'guru' tried to charm NYPD out of drunk driving charge

Blamed it on some artificial brandy essence in one of his mince pies

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Czech model, face of Prada and L'Oreal, found dead in bath with dogs

Animal cruelty experts say 'We know who's to blame!'

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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'White Widow' jihadist killed by Russian viper

Correction! Correction! Meant to say SNIPER!

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Tiger on the loose near Disneyland Paris

World famous golf champ spotted lurking near Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs' cottage, maybe on the lookout for Goldilocks or something

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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US Energy Department: US: Get used to cheap laughs

WTF? Oh yeah, meant to say GAS

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Underwear bandit on the rampage in small Alaskan town

Witnesses describe the suspect as a loud-mouthed Tea Party female wearing spectacles and a McCain/Palin 2008 sticker

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Two Warhols fetch $153m at record-setting auction

Money for old rope I say, the artist is SO overrated

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Woman spends $35,000 looking for lost pooch

And then the mutt turns out to have been hiding under the duvet in her spare room all the time....

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Pregnant schoolgirl mannequins leave Venezuelan shoppers gobsmacked

14 year-old mannequins 'far too old' to be real Venezuelan pregnant gals

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Lava palaver!

'Volcanos of jihad' promised in new terrorist recording as ISIL renegades harness global warming powers

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Slasher movie-making school principal resigns

Says he's had to make some deep cuts in his routine now that YouBoob wants to sign him up for life

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Philae Comet Probe 'Is On The Wrong Side Of Cliff'

Oooh, should have been warned not to upset Cliff Richard, he's got a lot on his plate just now

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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ISIS and al Qaeda are joining farces in new rock band

Plan to tour the Middle East early next January with Iranian offshoots providing backing vocals, maybe Cheryl Cole on drums

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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Arkansas governor to pardon Obama's weed convictions

"A man needs convictions to shape his character," outgoing Arkansas Gov. Mike Beebe said, "a pity Obama's are all for that audacity of dope."

written by queen mudder, 13 November 2014
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WTF 'Girls who risk everything for a bottom like Kim's'??

North Korean lardarse Kim Jong-Un now a global butt model? Move over, Kardashian Sisters!

written by queen mudder, 01 November 2014
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Colony of venomous spiders 'drives NYC first family from home'

No wonder Bill de Blasio's family moved to the official mayoral residency, Gracie Mansion, pity the poor tenants now living in his infested Park Slope house

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Coast Guard checking JFK for Ebola

Fears the dead president's coffin is leeching the virus a big concer say Feds

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Top admin tangled in Catholic school sex scandal stripped of athletic duties

No more playing Blind Man's Buff in the showers with the girls

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Putin ready to break out the blow torch and rave

Next month's freebasing and crack cocaine party at the Kremlin will his first since rehab

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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Susan Sarandon breaks silence on 18 year-old boyfriend

He has the most advanced lingual muscles - uh, skills! - I've ever encountered the 69 year-old scraggy couger said today

written by queen mudder, 12 October 2014
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