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100% of the World's Humans....

are genetically related!

written by Wumf, 19 February 2014
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Cat Parasite Found In Arctic Beluga Whales....

...so that's why so many stray cats have been disappearing!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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Bad Kimchee blamed.....

for North Korean leader Kim Jong-un.

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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a certain retired basketball player who visited North Korea in January....

should never have attended a certain formerly famous actress's School of International Diplomacy and Exercise Class.

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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New York City Experiencing Major Shortage....

of snow boots - ask rest of the country to send boots quick, but must be fashionable black!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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Portlandians heading to Colorado....

for colonization purposes....

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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World watches as dictator terrorizes his own country...

sound vaguely familiar?

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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Polar Bear Plunge Folks Rescheduling Again....

...no way are they jumping into frigid waters while the temperatures are frigid, too!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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China winning the most internet users contest...

with 600 million.....the U.S. way behind with only 254 million!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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Wow, 111 Million Viewers Watched the Super Bowl...

but, WOWEE, more than 700 million viewers watched China's Lunar New Year program - 4 hours of commercial free entertainment!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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In 2013, 33,559,990 people played fantasy sports in the USA

20% of them were women - move over on the couch, men, here come the gals!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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Egyptian Tourism Down

...might have something to do with being blown up!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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Super Volcano Beneath Yellowstone Twice as Huge as Anyone Thought

uh oh!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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Unemployment Soars in Colorado...

....as workers too busy growing their private pot stashes at home.

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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"Miracle Gro" plant food sales....

explode in Colorado!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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Punxsutawney Phil has moved to Florida....

uh oh!

written by Wumf, 18 February 2014
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10 ft. alligator found in New York sewer....

it must have escaped from some zoo, say authorities, as everyone knows that "alligators in the sewer" story is a myth!

written by Wumf, 17 February 2014
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John Denver's "Rocky Mountain High"....

Colorado State's Official #2 song even more appropriate than before!

written by Wumf, 17 February 2014
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Snorri Snorrason to Run for President

Snorri Snorrason, 36, an Icelandic pop singer, will run for President of Iceland if 5th term President Ólafur Ragnar Grímsson, 70, gets tired of doing the job!

written by Wumf, 17 February 2014
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Obama Uses Power of Positive Thinking Technique

Tells Western U.S., "Be thankful you're not getting blizzard after blizzard like the East Coast!"

written by Wumf, 17 February 2014
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Obama Uses Power of Positive Thinking Technique

Tells East Coast, "Snow is good for the country. The West would be thrilled to have all this snow!"

written by Wumf, 17 February 2014
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Paraguay largest producer of marijuana...

flights between Denver and Paraguay increase by 1000% !

written by Wumf, 17 February 2014
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World begging to be saved...

from TWEETS!

written by Wumf, 17 February 2014
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Colorado General Assembly Announces New State Herb

Cannabis sativa!

written by Wumf, 17 February 2014
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