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Ann Coulter Still Trying To Come Up With Barbarically Obscene Remarks About Rep. Gifford Shooting
Self loathing hatemonger knows no depths when seeking publicity for latest shitty book.
FBI Says Speaker of the House OK
Object found in Capitol dumpster resembling John Boeher's head was just a slightly deflated basketball.
Reading of Constitution in Congress Blasted As Stunt
Yeah, like conservatives can read.
Fox News Declares Victory in 'War on Christmas'
Wishes everyone Hateful Holidays.
Obama, Democrats Agree To Temporary Cave-In On Tax Cuts
Sunset provision will make latest act of Democratic cowardice permanent in 2014.
Republicans Vote To Continue "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"
GOP: Don't ask us for help. Don't tell us your problems.
Bush Continues To Defend Iraq War
Says Bush, "The world is better of without Saddam Hussein and the million innocent Iraqis I killed."
Bristol Palin's Son Tripp Offered TV Show
"Neglected By The Stars" to premiere in January.
Sarah Palin Announces She Will Run For President in 2012
She also said that if she wins, she'll resign in 2015.
Bush Dedicates Liberry
Cardboard moving box of old comic books and NASCAR videos will be housed at Southern Methodist University.
Barack Obama Resigns
Former president hopes latest conciliatory gesture toward Republicans will finally create bipartisan atmosphere.
Bob Guccione's Memorial Mass To Be Held In Penthouse Forum
Pornographer's last words: Oh God I'm Coming!
Pope Dismisses Iraq Church Massacre
Yes, they're Coptic Christians, but they still aren't Catholics.
Dick Cheney Pans "Saw 3D"
Gives movie two severed detainee thumbs down.
Study Concludes Media Outlets Need More Fact Checkers
Media outlets respond: "What's a fact checker?"
Driving Tops List of Mobile Phone User Irritations
Cell phone users cite having to pay attention to the road while driving and talking as their number one peeve.
Third World Rebuffs Gates Foundation's Latest Gift
Microsoft founder's offer of Trojans to prevent viruses rejected despite added security of Javascript pop-up asking users if they want to continue.
Koran Burning Cancelled
Pastor and Imam make peace and decide to gang up on Jews.
Dick Cheney Has Blood On His Hands
Dick Cheney has blood on his hands. And clothes. Pretty much all the time. Blood of the people he tortures. For fun.
Sarah Palin's Daughter Sees Mother On TV
9-year-old Piper Palin recently saw her mother Sarah on television and asked excitedly, "Didn't that lady used to live with us?"
U.S. Pauses Pakistan Drone Strikes To Help Flood Victims
No word on when the U.S. will resume killing Pakistani civilians that survived the flooding.
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