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Ann Coulter Still Trying To Come Up With Barbarically Obscene Remarks About Rep. Gifford Shooting

Self loathing hatemonger knows no depths when seeking publicity for latest shitty book.

written by manbrad, 11 January 2011

FBI Says Speaker of the House OK

Object found in Capitol dumpster resembling John Boeher's head was just a slightly deflated basketball.

written by manbrad, 09 January 2011

Reading of Constitution in Congress Blasted As Stunt

Yeah, like conservatives can read.

written by manbrad, 09 January 2011

Fox News Declares Victory in 'War on Christmas'

Wishes everyone Hateful Holidays.

written by manbrad, 25 December 2010

Obama, Democrats Agree To Temporary Cave-In On Tax Cuts

Sunset provision will make latest act of Democratic cowardice permanent in 2014.

written by manbrad, 06 December 2010

Republicans Vote To Continue "Don't Ask, Don't Tell"

GOP: Don't ask us for help. Don't tell us your problems.

written by manbrad, 05 December 2010

Bush Continues To Defend Iraq War

Says Bush, "The world is better of without Saddam Hussein and the million innocent Iraqis I killed."

written by manbrad, 03 December 2010

Bristol Palin's Son Tripp Offered TV Show

"Neglected By The Stars" to premiere in January.

written by manbrad, 24 November 2010

Sarah Palin Announces She Will Run For President in 2012

She also said that if she wins, she'll resign in 2015.

written by manbrad, 21 November 2010

Bush Dedicates Liberry

Cardboard moving box of old comic books and NASCAR videos will be housed at Southern Methodist University.

written by manbrad, 17 November 2010

Barack Obama Resigns

Former president hopes latest conciliatory gesture toward Republicans will finally create bipartisan atmosphere.

written by manbrad, 11 November 2010

Bob Guccione's Memorial Mass To Be Held In Penthouse Forum

Pornographer's last words: Oh God I'm Coming!

written by manbrad, 03 November 2010

Pope Dismisses Iraq Church Massacre

Yes, they're Coptic Christians, but they still aren't Catholics.

written by manbrad, 01 November 2010

Dick Cheney Pans "Saw 3D"

Gives movie two severed detainee thumbs down.

written by manbrad, 31 October 2010

Study Concludes Media Outlets Need More Fact Checkers

Media outlets respond: "What's a fact checker?"

written by manbrad, 18 September 2010

Driving Tops List of Mobile Phone User Irritations

Cell phone users cite having to pay attention to the road while driving and talking as their number one peeve.

written by manbrad, 12 September 2010

Third World Rebuffs Gates Foundation's Latest Gift

Microsoft founder's offer of Trojans to prevent viruses rejected despite added security of Javascript pop-up asking users if they want to continue.

written by manbrad, 11 September 2010

Koran Burning Cancelled

Pastor and Imam make peace and decide to gang up on Jews.

written by manbrad, 09 September 2010

Dick Cheney Has Blood On His Hands

Dick Cheney has blood on his hands. And clothes. Pretty much all the time. Blood of the people he tortures. For fun.

written by manbrad, 04 September 2010

Sarah Palin's Daughter Sees Mother On TV

9-year-old Piper Palin recently saw her mother Sarah on television and asked excitedly, "Didn't that lady used to live with us?"

written by manbrad, 02 September 2010

Cheney Survives Heart Attack

Nation plunged into mourning

written by manbrad, 25 August 2010

U.S. Pauses Pakistan Drone Strikes To Help Flood Victims

No word on when the U.S. will resume killing Pakistani civilians that survived the flooding.

written by manbrad, 19 August 2010

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