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Mitt Romney spent $800m on not becoming president of the USA.

I spent 65p and got the same result, except I have a Mars Bar.

written by ExiledRoyal, 29 November 2012
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Paul Gascoigne sober for 32 days...

... since the age of 15

written by ExiledRoyal, 25 November 2012
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"My name is...." "My name is...." "My name is...."

Alzhiemers Eminem tribute act leaves punters confused

written by ExiledRoyal, 25 November 2012
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New Oxford Thesaurus is terrible

It is also terrible

written by ExiledRoyal, 25 November 2012
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Lost: Pitbull with three legs

Answers to the name of Fluffy. Family distraught.

Legs belong to wife and eldest daughter.

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 November 2012
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McAlpine cashes in

Following ITV's payment of £125k for naming him as a paedophile, Lord McAlpine is now seeking a further £125k damages from ITV +1

written by ExiledRoyal, 23 November 2012
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1 Litre of fuel for sale

Will swap for 3 first class stamps

written by ExiledRoyal, 30 March 2012
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Police recover stolen settee...

...which, by anyone's books, was very thoughtful of them when it was looking so tatty

written by ExiledRoyal, 28 March 2012
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Diarrhoea


Just Central Heating for your pants

written by ExiledRoyal, 28 March 2012
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The Spoof to sue new website over copyright issues

The new website for gay thespians, ThesPoof, is being taken to court over breach of copyright

written by ExiledRoyal, 28 March 2012
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The reason women say 'What?'

Apparently it's not because they haven't heard you... It means that they're giving you a chance to correct yourself

written by ExiledRoyal, 20 November 2011
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Chelsea make official complaint against Luis Suarez

Chelsea have made an official complaint to the FA accusing Luis Suarez of abusing Fernando Torres by calling him a 'striker'

written by ExiledRoyal, 20 November 2011
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Sepp Blatter asked for his favourite Quatar player

His reply is 'Eric Clapton'

written by ExiledRoyal, 15 November 2011
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The two Great Rules of Life

1. Never tell everything at once

written by ExiledRoyal, 13 November 2011
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The biggest difference between men and women

What they mean when they say: "I got through a whole box of tissues watching that film."

written by ExiledRoyal, 13 November 2011
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Women's Boxing

See them fight back tears when the announcer tells everyone their weight

written by ExiledRoyal, 13 November 2011
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BMW has announced that the new 5 Series will have a 'Self Park' option

Also: Self not-indicating; Self-pulling out into traffic when there is no gap; Self-tailgating and flashing headlights allowing BMW drivers to use their iPhones to pose like the jerks they are

written by ExiledRoyal, 11 November 2011
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Rohypnol to advertise

"Why give your girlfriend a night she'll never forget, when you can give her one she'll never remember?"

written by ExiledRoyal, 10 November 2011
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The KFC family bucket

Huge in Norwich

written by ExiledRoyal, 10 November 2011
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New shock divorce statistic

100% of divorces occur due to marriage

written by ExiledRoyal, 10 November 2011
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New way of transferring funds faster than electronic banking

Marriage.

written by ExiledRoyal, 10 November 2011
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Prince Charles dubbed 'The Helper of the Cows' by Maasai tribe

Chief Mbogo Katanga honoured Prince Charles after meeting him and the Duchess of Cornwall

written by ExiledRoyal, 09 November 2011
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A Bottle of Whisky before lunch?

The Drinks Council advocate it and say the result is staggering.

written by ExiledRoyal, 08 November 2011
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Jimmy Savile's resting place

Breaking News: Jimmy Savile to be buried in Cigarborough

written by ExiledRoyal, 08 November 2011
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