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The Slightly Irreverent Comedy of Ron Carey

Who remembers Ron Carey from old Barney Millers TV series?As he makes Catholic Comedy as funny as Rodney Dangerfield made respect for being Italian?Then there is allways those Kramers at Greek Apollos

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 10 October 2011
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You have nicer boobs than my girlfriend ?

Since one of the side effects of my meds,is breast enlargement(gynecomastia)in men?I thought Lita Ford would remember me when I was in Riverside county jail in Banning 1996 with her best friends son ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 10 October 2011
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Wine and Dine at the Y ?

Well after closing Hemet's Simpson Center for Seniors Lunch everyone can now dine at the new YMCA with the Village People instead ? Horse Manure !

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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She Wore A Golden Halo ?

Around her head she wore a golden halo for her true love in the US Calvary an udated version of the US Cavalry song ? Only to go where no man has gone before is now out of the question ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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Stop Obama's Assualt on Veterans ?

I should be so lucky?Is that anything like Gay Bashing, "Dont ask Dont tell ? Sonds like Buggery on the high sea's to me straight from the plank with a little spanking and humiliation to go with it ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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Ruby Dont take your love to town ?

It wasnt me who started this old crazy Arab war but I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore I know its hard to love a man whos legs are bent and paralysed, but Ruby baby cant I just stay in bed ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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Hold the Presses !

Breaking news : I just farted, and it smelled like Horse Manure !" Don't anyone light a cigarette untill I'm done. As my old lady does as she say's I'm the greatest but move over I cant see the TV ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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azzing Saddles II the sequel ?

He rode a blazzing saddle and wore a shinning star ? There's a new Sheriff in town they call " Horse Manure," and that's me ? Your mildley mannered reporter working for the daily SPOOF, doodah ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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Obamanation ?

I'm trying real hard not to smell like BO, even though I do have to fart sometime ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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Demolition Man II

I here Sandra Bullock won't be hearing any bells real soon if at all. She should of stuck with Sylvester Stalones in San Angeles mind screwing each other instead ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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Oprah verses Kirstie in the Battle of the Bulge ?

Well at least those two girls do have one thing in common besides McDonalds which is neither of them will ever hold a candle to Tommy Lasorda farting in the Dugout with Slim Fast ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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John Paul Jones the Fighting Sailor ?

Advocate for veterans I nicked named Mr. John Paul after a famous veterans affairs a sailor named John Paul Jones, who's famous words were " Strike My Colors ? I hane not yet begun to fight ! "

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 25 September 2011
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The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be ?

My mother is in the hospital and they tell me they will take all her assets for board and care as I a veteran have her living trust and will have to pay them from her will after she goes POD ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 23 May 2011
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Bowers Ambulance of Long Beach

You know they had a guy who had the biggest American flag I ever saw in Long Beach and he bought up those Bowers ambulances when it closed as HRH had an Ambulance with a porta pottie is for sale ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 March 2011
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Torewa Dokadesku ?

Thats Japanese for Donde El Banio So the next time I get a Japanese doctor to give me medical treatment & tell me that I can't have burgers and fries as I have learend to administer my own laxatives ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 March 2011
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Panties in a Bunch ?

You know thats my question for these career woman and their pants suits compared to Florence Henderson of the Partdrige family when she gave the finger on Saturday Night Live, and walked away???

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 March 2011
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Russian James Bond first to Wear Dress ?

Well they made a mistake as any true James Bond fan would know that he wore a Kilt in " Casino Royal," and " Her Majesty's Secret Service," where I still don't know who wears the under pants ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 March 2011
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Wisconsin land of cheese, milk and honey ?

Well I guess the unions are in a great upset as the State of Wisconsin cuts back on its union as they cutt the cheese with so many things ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 24 February 2011
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WikiLeaks

Osage of WikiLeaks is the Roman Polanski of Cyber Space ? even so he shouldn't of took a Leak on US and told US it was raining ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 January 2011
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Captain of the Enterprise ?

We would like to thank the Department of the Navy of the United States of America for making this movie possible " NIMCOMPOOP," ? What would James T. Kirk do ?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 06 January 2011
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Wikileaks CEO rapes Pipi Longstockings

Well he didnt actuallu rape Pipi but it makes for good tabloid sales.Why dont they send him to Gitmo where those terrosist will fight with each other to get back just so they can be his Celly?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 08 December 2010
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Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia

" Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia ? "

Sounds like a case for Vaug Veum,or he Norwegian ?The franch have enough to worry about with Inspector Clouseau as their Chief inspector and the Pink Panther?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 December 2010
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Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia

" Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia ? "

Sounds like a case for Vaug Veum, or he Norwegian ? The franch have enough to worry about with Inspector Clouseau as their Chief inspector and the Pink Panther?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 04 December 2010
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Magnum PI

With all this big deal over the church and condoms when I was asked "What kind of Condom are you?" I replied "A USC TROJAN!" Maybe she was a hooker and wanted to know what to include in her price?

written by mancalledhorsemanure, 27 November 2010
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