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She Wore A Golden Halo ?
Around her head she wore a golden halo for her true love in the US Calvary an udated version of the US Cavalry song ? Only to go where no man has gone before is now out of the question ?
Stop Obama's Assualt on Veterans ?
I should be so lucky?Is that anything like Gay Bashing, "Dont ask Dont tell ? Sonds like Buggery on the high sea's to me straight from the plank with a little spanking and humiliation to go with it ?
Ruby Dont take your love to town ?
It wasnt me who started this old crazy Arab war but I was proud to go and do my patriotic chore I know its hard to love a man whos legs are bent and paralysed, but Ruby baby cant I just stay in bed ?
Hold the Presses !
Breaking news : I just farted, and it smelled like Horse Manure !" Don't anyone light a cigarette untill I'm done. As my old lady does as she say's I'm the greatest but move over I cant see the TV ?
azzing Saddles II the sequel ?
He rode a blazzing saddle and wore a shinning star ? There's a new Sheriff in town they call " Horse Manure," and that's me ? Your mildley mannered reporter working for the daily SPOOF, doodah ?
Obamanation ?
I'm trying real hard not to smell like BO, even though I do have to fart sometime ?
Demolition Man II
I here Sandra Bullock won't be hearing any bells real soon if at all. She should of stuck with Sylvester Stalones in San Angeles mind screwing each other instead ?
Oprah verses Kirstie in the Battle of the Bulge ?
Well at least those two girls do have one thing in common besides McDonalds which is neither of them will ever hold a candle to Tommy Lasorda farting in the Dugout with Slim Fast ?
John Paul Jones the Fighting Sailor ?
Advocate for veterans I nicked named Mr. John Paul after a famous veterans affairs a sailor named John Paul Jones, who's famous words were " Strike My Colors ? I hane not yet begun to fight ! "
The old gray mare she ain't what she used to be ?
My mother is in the hospital and they tell me they will take all her assets for board and care as I a veteran have her living trust and will have to pay them from her will after she goes POD ?
Bowers Ambulance of Long Beach
You know they had a guy who had the biggest American flag I ever saw in Long Beach and he bought up those Bowers ambulances when it closed as HRH had an Ambulance with a porta pottie is for sale ?
Torewa Dokadesku ?
Thats Japanese for Donde El Banio So the next time I get a Japanese doctor to give me medical treatment & tell me that I can't have burgers and fries as I have learend to administer my own laxatives ?
Panties in a Bunch ?
You know thats my question for these career woman and their pants suits compared to Florence Henderson of the Partdrige family when she gave the finger on Saturday Night Live, and walked away???
Russian James Bond first to Wear Dress ?
Well they made a mistake as any true James Bond fan would know that he wore a Kilt in " Casino Royal," and " Her Majesty's Secret Service," where I still don't know who wears the under pants ?
Wisconsin land of cheese, milk and honey ?
Well I guess the unions are in a great upset as the State of Wisconsin cuts back on its union as they cutt the cheese with so many things ?
WikiLeaks
Osage of WikiLeaks is the Roman Polanski of Cyber Space ? even so he shouldn't of took a Leak on US and told US it was raining ?
Captain of the Enterprise ?
We would like to thank the Department of the Navy of the United States of America for making this movie possible " NIMCOMPOOP," ? What would James T. Kirk do ?
Wikileaks CEO rapes Pipi Longstockings
Well he didnt actuallu rape Pipi but it makes for good tabloid sales.Why dont they send him to Gitmo where those terrosist will fight with each other to get back just so they can be his Celly?
Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia
" Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia ? "
Sounds like a case for Vaug Veum,or he Norwegian ?The franch have enough to worry about with Inspector Clouseau as their Chief inspector and the Pink Panther?
Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia
" Uk puts freeze on Scandinavia ? "
Sounds like a case for Vaug Veum, or he Norwegian ? The franch have enough to worry about with Inspector Clouseau as their Chief inspector and the Pink Panther?
Magnum PI
With all this big deal over the church and condoms when I was asked "What kind of Condom are you?" I replied "A USC TROJAN!" Maybe she was a hooker and wanted to know what to include in her price?
Give me that old time religion
Since the old West of American heritage went New York City and made every where else but here the only thing we had to worry about was cattle rustlers and horse theives? With a horse we never oil ?
The Tea Party
Democrats say the Republican Grass Roots Tea Party is out of touch with American values ! My mom pays 50-60 bucks a carton for cigarettes where Mohamod sells his friends it for 15 bucks out the door ?
Give US Subamrines to defend US from China !
A Malaysian guy asked a Japanese guy if they could buy some subs from the US from the threat of China. Since everything is now made in China those subs will come in hobby kits from Revell models ?
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