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Jackson Family Outraged Over Lack Of News Coverage

Joe Jackson said he was furious over the sudden lack of news coverage regarding his son, Michael's death. "I watched ever network yesterday and nothing! Total disrespect & racism. We're gonna sue."

written by tlmedia, 12 July 2009
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Jackson's Remains To Be Sold On eBay

The family of Michael Jackson has decided to sell the famed singers remains of eBay. "They'll just be tiny pieces encased in a tasteful Lucite cube and get rid of his debt," said a family spokesman.

written by tlmedia, 11 July 2009
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"Lame Duck" To Make Presidential Bid

The famed "AFLAC DUCK" reportedly will begin a assembling a campaign team as soon as he recovers from a broken leg. "Ask For Me At Work," will be his campaign slogan.

written by tlmedia, 11 July 2009
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New TV For The Deaf Announced

It has only one volume setting..."EXTREMELY, HORRIDLY, EXCRUCIATINGLY LOUD." It's only available with a doctors prescription.

written by tlmedia, 11 July 2009
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One Horrid Job, But It Got Better

Was being a "washer" at our local condom recycling plant, so I was reassigned to being a "tester," which was much, much better..

written by tlmedia, 08 July 2009
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North Korean Dictator, New Weight Watchers Spokesman

Kim Jung-Il the despotic strongman of North Korea will the the new spokesman for Weight-Watchers. "Have you seen how much he's lost recently?" noted CEO Sharon A. Fordham. "He's a weight loss dream."

written by tlmedia, 08 July 2009
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My next best seller

"I Am The Only Person In The World Who Never Knew Or Cared About Michael Jackson, A Personal Confession."

written by tlmedia, 07 July 2009
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Sarah Palin to pose for Playboy

"Yup, I'm a Playboy kind of girl," said the ex-governor. But Palin won't be totally nude. "I'll be coverin' up my private parts with fish, Alaskan fish of course," she stressed. "Fresh fish."

written by tlmedia, 07 July 2009
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Thousands flee Los Angeles in Jackson anger

They thought Michael Jackson was giving a rare concert. "A memorial service,?" said one outraged fan. "He's DEAD, like man, really DEAD? What a scam and rip off. He can stay dead without my help."

written by tlmedia, 07 July 2009
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Palin to aid in SC serial killer hunt

However when the Ex. Governor was told it was a SERIAL killer, not CEREAL killer, she replied, "Never mind. Oooh, that sounds dangerous."

written by tlmedia, 06 July 2009
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About My Brother

He was an only child and so lonely.

written by tlmedia, 06 July 2009
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Miley Cyrus Sues Sound Alike

Miley Cyrus is suing an 83 year old,N.J.deli owner for plagiarizing her name. Ciley Myrus said he'd never heard of Cyrus, but said, "She's welcome to a blintz anytime." "What's a blintz?,"asked Cyrus.

written by tlmedia, 05 July 2009
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Snippet Posting Problem

Because of system failure with my PC you will not be able to view this Snippet. Sorry for an inconvenience this may cause you.

written by tlmedia, 04 July 2009
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My Worst Job...

Was at a fire hydrant factory. Everywhere I parked they gave me a ticket.

written by tlmedia, 04 July 2009
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My Biggest Achievement

Being the "life model" for the Oscar Meyer, WeinerMobile."

written by tlmedia, 03 July 2009
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I Am Not A Heavy Smoker

I do smoke three packs a day but I only weigh 185 Lbs. Hey that's not heavy.

written by tlmedia, 03 July 2009
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I Went To My Unemployment Office Today And...

Found everyone fired

written by tlmedia, 02 July 2009
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The Economy Is So Bad

Even muggers can't find work.

written by tlmedia, 02 July 2009
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The Greatest Practical Joke In The World

Hack into a hospital computer and change all the patient orders to Do Not Resuscitate. What fun!

written by tlmedia, 02 July 2009
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My Family Was So Poor

They couldn't have children

written by tlmedia, 02 July 2009
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Michael Jackson Was An Alien

Where else would he learn the "Moon Walk?" Makes sense to me!

written by tlmedia, 02 July 2009
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Have You Seen Al Franken's Wife?

She must have been a hooker for the blind.

written by tlmedia, 01 July 2009
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Could Jay Lenno Be Developing ADD?

Lately he can only count to 10! Very sad

written by tlmedia, 01 July 2009
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SC Governor adds to our geography knowledge

We now know the Appalachian Trail really ends in Argentina.

written by tlmedia, 30 June 2009
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