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Jeremy Clarkson To Give Up Top Gear

Reeling from his front door, Jezza slipped due to shit dumped on his lawn by climate change activists. "I give up. I can't go on liking cars and going fast. This heroic act has changed my life".

written by Blazing Saddle, 17 September 2009

You Can't Fiddle Quicker Than A Kwikfit Fiddler!

Who do they think they are? Members of Parliament?

written by Blazing Saddle, 17 September 2009

"I Was Raped By A Celebrity" - says Jordan

"But I didn't realise it was rape until the cheque bounced".

written by Blazing Saddle, 16 September 2009

Homosexuality Latest Fashion

At least, if you saw New York Fashion Week, you'd think so!

written by Blazing Saddle, 15 September 2009

No Arms Getaway Driver Confesses

He held his hands up, say police.

written by Blazing Saddle, 15 September 2009

Lost Symbol Found As Book Goes On Sale


written by Blazing Saddle, 15 September 2009

Moon rock in Amsterdam museum is fake

So the moon must be a fake as well. Maybe we never actually went there. Hey - I wonder if anybody thought to check the mileage on the "lunar landers"?

written by Blazing Saddle, 29 August 2009

Man kills neighbour's dog with hoe

Gaslight Sally, neighbourhood ho says Oops - misheard you!

written by Blazing Saddle, 28 August 2009

George Michael Rear Ends Trucker

Yeah, and...?

written by Blazing Saddle, 16 August 2009

No British Government Conspiracy Theory Holds Water

Well, can you think of a politician with the skill, balls and imagination to come up with a good one? John Prescott? Gordon Brown? Lord Mangels............ well, maybe.

written by Blazing Saddle, 23 July 2009

Michael Jackson's brain found!

Sections of the missing brain have been located inside the heads of recent Big Brother candidates, which goes some of the way to explaining why they are such fuckwits.

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 July 2009

Army Rejects Gordon Brown's Visit To Afghanistan

"Well", said the Chief of the General Staff, "we couldn't protect him on the ground. I mean, we can't protect the lads, he only wants to visit to make himself look keen - so I told him to fuck off".

written by Blazing Saddle, 21 July 2009

Lord Mangelson Introduces 9 Bob Note

That's queer, say commentators.

written by Blazing Saddle, 20 July 2009

Human Sperm Produced In Laboratory

"Just goes to show - you can masturbate anywhere" reports red-faced, sweaty scientist clutching copy of Fiesta.

written by Blazing Saddle, 08 July 2009

No Calls For Investigation Of Mothers Not Lying To Get Children Into Good Schools

It has been announced today to the amazement of all, that there will be no investigation of mothers who do not care about their "kids" education enough to lie for them.

written by Blazing Saddle, 03 July 2009

Paedophile Gene Identified

We know where you live, Gene..........

written by Blazing Saddle, 01 July 2009

Advert on The Spoof: Win The Complete Michael Jackson CD and DVD Collection

2nd Prize - 2 sets.

written by Blazing Saddle, 30 June 2009

Andy Murray Not Britain's Tennis Messiah

"He's just a very naughty boy" says Mum.

written by Blazing Saddle, 30 June 2009

King of Pop in Bleach overdose drama

Pathologist's report reckoned a whitewash.

written by Blazing Saddle, 26 June 2009

New Speaker elected

We wanted a Woofer - but we got a Twitter!

written by Blazing Saddle, 22 June 2009

MP Expenses - accommodation allowance scrapped

The governemnt has today announced that, since most MP's & peers will be spending time in secure accommodation, there is no further need for the second home allowance. Cell flipping is also banned.

written by Blazing Saddle, 19 June 2009

Clitoris found!

It's somewhere near the top. Apparently.

written by Blazing Saddle, 17 June 2009

Death inevitable new study shows

Scientists at UCLA report that, even if all scientific advice is followed and a miserable, high fibre, low fat, no booze lifestyle is adopted, death will still occur. Jane Fonda deeply disappointed.

written by Blazing Saddle, 16 June 2009

Singer found dead

Sting has been found blown to pieces in suspected Tantric sex session that went on too long.

written by Blazing Saddle, 15 June 2009

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