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Mexicans are understanding reality

Mexicans consider themselves to be superior to blacks until they're locked up with them in prison cells and they leave prison unable to fart.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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Islamic Women win the prize

Scientist from around the world are marrying Islamic women because of the evolutionary efficiency of an Islamic marriage.

written by howy, 10 January 2010
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Tiger Woods and Susan Boyle

Tiger Woods was photographed walking with Susan Boyle in a Jamaican resort. Woods says it was better than engaging in bestiality when his marriage went on the rocks.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Prostitution is legalized on the streets

Prostitution is the exchange of money for sex but now prostitutes exchange money for trinkets and sex is a private affair.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Catholic Church commits genocide on Italy

The Catholic Church is sanctioning abstinence on Italians while the rest of humanity and the animal kingdom are engaging in a massive amount of sex.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Armed Forces in the year 9010

In the year 9010 the military is creating a new law that will reward soldiers who finish their tour of duty with the legal right to have 4 wives just like the Saudi Arabians.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Arabian polygamy protected by genocide laws

Saudi Arabia states they are entitled to have 4 wives to procreate their race and are protected by genocide law: Article II, section (d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Lesbians and gynecologist

Statistics show that 99% of lesbians would rather work as janitors instead of gynecologist but those same lesbians say they would visit a female gynecologist to sneak in a cheap orgasm.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Real lesbian lifestyles

Based on statistics the only young lesbian women who pleasure old women are porno stars in the entertainment industry and homeless young lesbian women who depend financially on old rich women.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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AT&T and Tiger Woods

AT&T said it would take Tiger back if he divorces and hangs out with the higher quality playboy bunnies. AT&T says famous and well respected actors do it that way.

written by howy, 01 January 2010
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Military soldiers are jealous

Foreign military soldiers are jealous of Saudi Arabians because Saudi's are allowed to be married to 4 beautiful, young women while foreign soldiers have to fudge pack their asses in male barracks.

written by howy, 31 December 2009
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Lesbian sex

When lesbians have sex they exchange sexual favors to get cheap orgasms but sometimes they engage in violent fights when one lesbian feels she gave more than what she got.

written by howy, 31 December 2009
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Christianity is lost in madness

Doctrine tells Christians to spread their genocide religion into every corner of the world but now 3.2 million other religions plan to adopt the same doctrine to kill off their enemies.

written by howy, 30 December 2009
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Tiger Woods is a victim

Tiger was a victim of horny, sexually depraved women who lured him into bed to satisfy their voracious sexual hungers.

written by howy, 30 December 2009
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Strong women

Females incarcerated without men, who are forced into an agonizing and humiliating lesbian lifestyle, apparently are still alive but not quite sane and demonstrate the strong will all women posses.

written by howy, 29 December 2009
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Religion equated to insanity

Religions around the world, with their chanting and dancing, have not yet solved the problems with poverty, hunger, diseases and crime.

written by howy, 29 December 2009
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Tolerance over Religion

Religious nuts condemn men for having sex yet they have sex with their wives thousands of times a year and never see themselves as guilty.

written by howy, 28 December 2009
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Porno lesbians vs. Real lesbians

Porno lesbians are beautiful, straight women who do it for the money unlike real lesbians who are lonely, unattractive women who hang out together to give each other cheap thrills.

written by howy, 28 December 2009
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Feminist vs. Men

Men have decided to aide feminist in their quest to rid themselves of men; men will claim their sovereignty and live in a separate society with millions of upgraded, genetically grown females.

written by howy, 28 December 2009
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Hypocrisy at its best

Christians want to pray in school but there are also 3.2 million other religions that want to pray in school.

written by howy, 28 December 2009
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Pope is angry with God

While in heaven the Pope got angry with God because a married man who had sex with his wife over 45 thousand times was allowed into heaven, but God argues that sex is what produced the Pope.

written by howy, 28 December 2009
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Blacks prefer committing crimes on Blacks

Sociologists say that statistics show that blacks prefer committing crimes against each other with the perceived notion that society doesn't care.

written by howy, 20 December 2009
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Males are warned not to hang out with other males

By genetic nature most males are aggressive and competitive towards each other; it's advised that men only hang out with women to prevent other men from taking away their reproductive opportunities.

written by howy, 20 December 2009
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Lesbians vs. Real Women

Some lesbian brains are partially male in the hypothalamus unlike real women whose brains are 100% female and completely compatible with men for successful reproduction.

written by howy, 20 December 2009
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