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Mexicans are understanding reality
Mexicans consider themselves to be superior to blacks until they're locked up with them in prison cells and they leave prison unable to fart.
Islamic Women win the prize
Scientist from around the world are marrying Islamic women because of the evolutionary efficiency of an Islamic marriage.
Tiger Woods and Susan Boyle
Tiger Woods was photographed walking with Susan Boyle in a Jamaican resort. Woods says it was better than engaging in bestiality when his marriage went on the rocks.
Prostitution is legalized on the streets
Prostitution is the exchange of money for sex but now prostitutes exchange money for trinkets and sex is a private affair.
Catholic Church commits genocide on Italy
The Catholic Church is sanctioning abstinence on Italians while the rest of humanity and the animal kingdom are engaging in a massive amount of sex.
Armed Forces in the year 9010
In the year 9010 the military is creating a new law that will reward soldiers who finish their tour of duty with the legal right to have 4 wives just like the Saudi Arabians.
Arabian polygamy protected by genocide laws
Saudi Arabia states they are entitled to have 4 wives to procreate their race and are protected by genocide law: Article II, section (d) Imposing measures intended to prevent births within the group
Lesbians and gynecologist
Statistics show that 99% of lesbians would rather work as janitors instead of gynecologist but those same lesbians say they would visit a female gynecologist to sneak in a cheap orgasm.
Real lesbian lifestyles
Based on statistics the only young lesbian women who pleasure old women are porno stars in the entertainment industry and homeless young lesbian women who depend financially on old rich women.
AT&T and Tiger Woods
AT&T said it would take Tiger back if he divorces and hangs out with the higher quality playboy bunnies. AT&T says famous and well respected actors do it that way.
Military soldiers are jealous
Foreign military soldiers are jealous of Saudi Arabians because Saudi's are allowed to be married to 4 beautiful, young women while foreign soldiers have to fudge pack their asses in male barracks.
When lesbians have sex they exchange sexual favors to get cheap orgasms but sometimes they engage in violent fights when one lesbian feels she gave more than what she got.
Christianity is lost in madness
Doctrine tells Christians to spread their genocide religion into every corner of the world but now 3.2 million other religions plan to adopt the same doctrine to kill off their enemies.
Tiger Woods is a victim
Tiger was a victim of horny, sexually depraved women who lured him into bed to satisfy their voracious sexual hungers.
Females incarcerated without men, who are forced into an agonizing and humiliating lesbian lifestyle, apparently are still alive but not quite sane and demonstrate the strong will all women posses.
Religion equated to insanity
Religions around the world, with their chanting and dancing, have not yet solved the problems with poverty, hunger, diseases and crime.
Tolerance over Religion
Religious nuts condemn men for having sex yet they have sex with their wives thousands of times a year and never see themselves as guilty.
Porno lesbians vs. Real lesbians
Porno lesbians are beautiful, straight women who do it for the money unlike real lesbians who are lonely, unattractive women who hang out together to give each other cheap thrills.
Feminist vs. Men
Men have decided to aide feminist in their quest to rid themselves of men; men will claim their sovereignty and live in a separate society with millions of upgraded, genetically grown females.
Hypocrisy at its best
Christians want to pray in school but there are also 3.2 million other religions that want to pray in school.
Pope is angry with God
While in heaven the Pope got angry with God because a married man who had sex with his wife over 45 thousand times was allowed into heaven, but God argues that sex is what produced the Pope.
Blacks prefer committing crimes on Blacks
Sociologists say that statistics show that blacks prefer committing crimes against each other with the perceived notion that society doesn't care.
Males are warned not to hang out with other males
By genetic nature most males are aggressive and competitive towards each other; it's advised that men only hang out with women to prevent other men from taking away their reproductive opportunities.
Lesbians vs. Real Women
Some lesbian brains are partially male in the hypothalamus unlike real women whose brains are 100% female and completely compatible with men for successful reproduction.
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