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How do you say "Fuck off" in Double Dutch?

Ask Robin van Persie!

written by Jaggedone, 28 February 2014

Whore or smuggler?

When is a whore a people smuggler? Answer, when she's not on the gang bang!

written by Jaggedone, 25 February 2014

When is Poo not a Pooh?

When a Pooh blocks a Scottish sewer it is not a poo, but it still stinks!

written by Jaggedone, 17 February 2014

Very Nazi mosquitoes!

Heinrich Himmler nearly invaded the UK with squadrons of Nazi mosquitoes, luckily it was just a "Sting"!

written by Jaggedone, 14 February 2014

Plug a dyke Cameron is UK saviour!

After promising to plug a "dyke" PM Cameron has declared himself the saviour of a stormy UK. Miliband begs to differ by declaring 'dyke' plugging is not for real men and declared himself the Messiah!

written by Jaggedone, 12 February 2014

Peed off at the Winter Olympics!

Homos have been banned and now Putin has banned peeing in public at the Olympic village and I'm pissed off!!!

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2014

Porsche + VW = Speed Donkey!

Porsche's takevoer bid for VW failed because Porsche + VW = a Speed Donkey so now the financers are suing Porsche because they dangled the carats and only got carrots!

written by Jaggedone, 03 February 2014

When is your own money not?


written by Jaggedone, 27 January 2014

It Mata's not!

It does!

written by Jaggedone, 26 January 2014

what's the Mata

Ask Wenger

written by Jaggedone, 26 January 2014

Who the F is Man United?

Don't ask Captain Moyes, he's just hit an Iceberg and his Titanic is sinking fast!

written by Jaggedone, 23 January 2014

What's the MATA!

United fans are asking the question only Mourinho knows the answer to...

written by Jaggedone, 22 January 2014

Virgin nun gives birth to baby boy; Jesus!

A virgin nun in italy has given birth to a baby boy giving more proof that Mary was either lying or Joseph was not impotent! Jesus, whatever next? I wash my hands of the whole thing!

written by Jaggedone, 20 January 2014

Double Dutch idiot in the UK!

After thieves nicked a UK man's cannabis plants, the idiot called the police to inform them of his loss, he is now doing time and is feeling not quite as high as before the theft, no wonder Dumbo!

written by Jaggedone, 14 January 2014

When is a gay soccer player straight?

Ask German soccer player Thomas Hitzlesberger, he's not gay he's straight because Germans still think gay means happy! So what is all the fuss about?

written by Jaggedone, 09 January 2014

Global Warming?

Scientists admit to have pulled the wool over Canadian and US citizen's eyes by declaring the planet is heating up. Instead, they are now advising them to pull wooly hats over their eyes! BRRRRR!

written by Jaggedone, 08 January 2014

Romanian immigrants purchase Traflager Square!

Trafalger Square now belongs to a group of Romanian immigrants after they purchased it with the money they received from the social services and there was enough to send some home too!

written by Jaggedone, 04 January 2014

Facebook bans anybody over 17!

Teenagers are leaving Facebook in droves because they are determined not to enjoy anything their parents enjoy and who blames them?

written by Jaggedone, 30 December 2013

UK Klepto cat has sexy undie fetish!

The UK has been shocked by a klepto cat who nicks sexy undies from dirty washing baskets. The pussy has been analysed by a cat shrink and it's problem is; it never gets stroked because it's ginger!

written by Jaggedone, 28 December 2013

Santa forgets his sack!

He's gone AWOL and he's got the sack!

written by Jaggedone, 24 December 2013

Putin loves a Pussy Riot!

Putin has freed Pussy Riot on a Chrissy amnesty and hopes they will return to doing what they do best; pissing on Putins Pals alias Oligarchs, they love a 'golden shower' or 2!

written by Jaggedone, 23 December 2013

Bulgarian tsunami hits the UK!

A Bulgarian/Balkan tsunami will hit the UK after the 1st of January causing all social services to barricade themselves in for 3 months hoping that the wave will then hit Germany!

written by Jaggedone, 22 December 2013

How to turn a Red Blue!

Ask Moyes what he did to Robin van Persie?

written by Jaggedone, 13 December 2013

Don't be gay in India!

Elton John and George Michael have cancelled sell out gigs in India and Russsia because having after concert groupie parties is illegal there. They might end up on a holiday in prison?

written by Jaggedone, 11 December 2013
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