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Sikh people save indigenous Brits!

The world has turned a full circle, Brits raped, pillaged and robbed during the RAJ and now Sikhs living in Britain are helping down and out Brits to get a decent meal! Double standards maybe?

written by Jaggedone, 22 February 2015
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Canadian MP's pants are too tight!

Pat Martin, Canadian MP, rushed out of a critical debate because his pants were too tight! He bought them at a renowned discounter called L++l and L++l never sell fart proof products, cheapskate!

written by Jaggedone, 20 February 2015
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Sacre Bleu! Chelsea yobs in Paris show true colours!

Moronic, racist, Chelsea fans abused a black commuter on the metro, sung a racist song in his face and threw him off the train! They showed their true colours, not BLUE power more like white power!

written by Jaggedone, 18 February 2015
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Italians racist? Never!

Arrigo Sacchi, Italian soccer coach has proved to the world what we knew already and dared not to mention, Italy are home to a bunch of racists and for further proof join the Lazio Roma hooligan club!

written by Jaggedone, 17 February 2015
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Martians kicking up dust on Mars (where else?)!

Cape Kennedy scientists observing massive clouds of dust on Mars have no clue why the planet is exploding, but secret reports from incarcerated inhabitants in Area 51 point to a Martian outburst?

written by Jaggedone, 16 February 2015
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Terrorist attack Legoland!

A bunch of brain-damaged juveniles attacked Legoland in Denmark today and after throwing fireworks at Tower Bridge were escorted out, before being thrown out they yelled; Internet is God not Lego!

written by Jaggedone, 16 February 2015
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True Brit, Bo Jo, is a damn Yank!

Mayor of London, staunch conservative, and true dark blue Brit, Bo Jo, is planning to become a Brit? Actually he is a Yank and we Brits really do not want him here!

written by Jaggedone, 15 February 2015
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A 'clit' too far!

Yoga pants revealing the outlines of womens clits and mens favourite toys are to be banned in London! "They are disgusting in public" claimed Reverend Sebastian Suckcock, but in my private study, WOW!

written by Jaggedone, 14 February 2015
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Cameron's new policy; moronic!

David Cameron's latest policy is to force all obese people, junkies, alcoholics, and other low life back to work! He has forgot one thing; nobody in their right mind wants to employ them!!

written by Jaggedone, 14 February 2015
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US is a drought stricken zone!

US scientists believing that the US could turn into one huge desert refuse to travel further north than Las Vegas; it rains too much there and those damn snow blizzards!

written by Jaggedone, 13 February 2015
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Smoking in cars in England, forbidden!!

From October 2015 it is no longer allowed to smoke in cars! Sex in the backseat, blow-jobs in the front seat will also be banned, but the police promise to be lenient as long as they can watch!

written by Jaggedone, 12 February 2015
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Louis van Gaal has long balls!

LVG has told the world he has long balls but only after 70 minutes, before that he prefers the short, sharp version whilst tea-bagging with the missus!

written by Jaggedone, 11 February 2015
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cockroach found in curry!

Punters eating at a Manchester Indian found a cockroach in their curry and asked why? The owner said, "we have no bleach to put down the bogs and I'd rather have roaches without bad breath anyway!"

written by Jaggedone, 11 February 2015
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Greece refuse to bow to Merkel!

Greece refuses to bow to Merkel's demands and now she is getting really serious!Angie has threatened to get out her Dominatrix whip and spank their bums if they don't pay up!

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2015
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Straw houses on sale in the UK!

Credit wolves, bank crisis, corrupt Building Societies and bank managers have launched a new project in the UK; houses made of straw! 3 piggies took up an option and got blown away!

written by Jaggedone, 09 February 2015
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Birth of a Nation!

More like 'Miscarriage of a nation!"

written by Jaggedone, 08 February 2015
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Global warming in Sevilla causing havoc!

Sevilla has been covered by a blanket of white stuff and the weekend Flamenco dancing might be cancelled! It seems that castanets and male Flamenco dancers cojones do not function under -10 degrees!

written by Jaggedone, 05 February 2015
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The rain in Spain; no the snow!

Rain in Spain falling on the plain has now turned to snow and Spanish people not used to the stuff are hoping to offer Brits package sledging holidays with apres ski instead of boozy, Beach Bumming!

written by Jaggedone, 05 February 2015
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Serious snippet!

My condolences to the family of brave Jordanian pilot, Moaz al-Kasasbeh, a very sad day. And I also send my heartfelt condolences to other victims of ISIS, their barbaric acts are beyond belief!

written by Jaggedone, 04 February 2015
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Things are hotting up in eastern Ukraine!

Putin is making sure that the world continues to tumble towards a non-return precipice by supporting the Ukraine separatists; let's hope Kim Jong-un supplies the Ukrainians with weapons not us!

written by Jaggedone, 03 February 2015
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Man shags Dolphin!!

A pervert claimed a female dolphin in Florida tempted him to have sex with her! Now sheep shagging is bad enough, but sex with a dolphin, AAAAAAAGH! Next time please try a Great White!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2015
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Superbowl entertainment for the FA Cup Final!

The spectacular half-time Superbowl entertainment has been bought by the FA! Sadly, no Lenny Cravitz or Katie Perry (Who?) only Paul Potts and Susan Boyle, WOW, sensational half-time fun guaranteed!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2015
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Cameron compares himself to Sir Winston!

On the 50th anniversary of Sir Winston Churchill's funeral, tosser, David Cameron, compared his achievements with the great wartime PM! People visiting his tomb swore they heard the ground tremble!

written by Jaggedone, 30 January 2015
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ISIS stop beheading!

Relieving news is reaching us from Iraq, ISIS have vowed not to behead anybody anymore, therefore they will kidnap babies and spike them on their bayonets; lovely bunch!

written by Jaggedone, 29 January 2015
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