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Is Stephen really Wilde?

Stephen Fry claims he is the reincarnated Oscar Wilde, after his BAFTA disaster many believe he might be right, wild not Wilde!

written by Jaggedone, 15 February 2016

It had to happen sooner or later!

Mark, prestigious editor of the infamous The Spoof, has been removed in a straight jacket after writers discovered he had his marbles crossed and wires loose; maybe it's better that way!

written by Jaggedone, 08 February 2016

Jaggedone's new newsflashes from under his grubby overcoat!

Politicians, footballers, Justin Bieber, etc, are shaking in their boots hoping that Jaggedone's CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) does not feature them! Wicked bastard!

written by Jaggedone, 03 February 2016

Somalia discovers latest exterminating machine!

A plane with a hole in its side landed at Mogadishu airport! 60 passengers were onboard at takeoff and 0 left at landing! The plane is called "Arbeit Macht Frei" ISIS has ordered a fleet of 100!

written by Jaggedone, 02 February 2016

Bill Gates on Desert Island Discs!

Bill Gates appears on BBC 4's Jurassic radio programme, Desert Island Discs divulging his top 10 fav discs and a special one is; I am the Walrus - Apple Record dedicated to Steve Jobs, say's it all!

written by Jaggedone, 31 January 2016

Will he or won't he??

King Louis van Gaal has created a Dutch Dilemma at Manchester United, will he retire or not? The great debate. He was last seen kicking up daisies in his Portugal residence, maybe that's the clue!

written by Jaggedone, 26 January 2016

Moonwalking! No English Spacewalking!

Brit astronaut, Tim Peake, walking in space decided to show off and do a version of Whacko Jacko's, Moonwalking! Houston were not pleased so they told Tim either come back in or go to hell in heaven!

written by Jaggedone, 15 January 2016

Chaps will be Chapo's!

Notorious prison breaker, El Chapo, and Sean Penn, naughty chap, met before El Chapo was captured, but he assured Sean, "see you soon the boy's are already digging" Sean will play El Chapo soon!

written by Jaggedone, 11 January 2016

Angie Merkel naked! How horrific!

In solidarity with the Cologne sex attack victims, Angela Merkel will stand naked under the Cologne Dome hoping this action will put off sex attackers forever! She has a point!

written by Jaggedone, 09 January 2016

Kim Jong un is just so Bombastic!

North Korean nutter, Kim Jong un, scared the shit out of the world by supposedly testing H bombs, however, he claims that Tom Jones's "Sex Bomb" is to blame because he feels it's a blast!

written by Jaggedone, 06 January 2016

Erskine Quint goes to Hollywood!

Erskine goes to Hollywood, but not in a gay way, however Frankie did!!

written by Jaggedone, 05 January 2016

Volga Olga to be crowned Miss Universe 2015!

After the scandal around Miss Columbia, the title has now gone to Volga Olga, 85 year-old Russian horny hag!

written by Jaggedone, 21 December 2015

Chelsea love affair is over!

The greatest West End soap opera love affair between A Special one and his Russian Prince has ended! They shook hands (a golden one), kissed and parted. The huge question; who is Bluer now?

written by Jaggedone, 17 December 2015

King Louis slips up again on his banana skins!

King Louis van Gaal has been offered a role in Disney's new version of Jungle Book! He will play King Louis, the king baboon. A made to measure role because he loves slipping up on banana skins!

written by Jaggedone, 09 December 2015

Merkel Time Magazine's person of the year! Scheisse!

She's done it again, Angie Merkel is person of the year 2015 and I'm sure many impoverished, poor, desperate Greeks driven to the brink of bankruptcy and suicide will be over the moon!

written by Jaggedone, 09 December 2015

New Orleans is so good hearted!

To cover up homeless junkies, alcoholics and losers, New Orleans is building new State Highway bridges as far away as possible from Le French Quarter so tourists can enjoy Le Mardi Gras in safety!

written by Jaggedone, 03 December 2015

Crocodile prison guards patrol Indonesian prisons!

Indonesia's latest way of controlling and reducing their prison population may seem slightly eccentric, but it works, as no living prisoners have been seen exiting or entering prisons since!

written by Jaggedone, 09 November 2015

A figment of a mad man's imagination or just fact?

There once was a Spoofer called Erskin Quint whose name gave a fellow spoofer a hint. Now the name belongs to a mercurial stud with an E and the rest is history!

written by Jaggedone, 07 November 2015

Merkel invites Pink Floyd to open the new WALL!

It seems Angela Merkel will erect a modern version of The Berlin Wall and thought it would be a grand idea if Pink Floyd opened the ceremonies, sadly Syrian President Assad was not invited!

written by Jaggedone, 28 October 2015

China loses its (golf) balls!

Chinese Communist party has banned its 88 million members from joining golf clubs, instead they are allowed to invest their capitalist earned bucks in promoting the noble sport of Polo, hypocrites!

written by Jaggedone, 22 October 2015

Hitler not Austrian, he was a Palestinian!

Israeli PM, Nut-anayuh, has claimed Hitler was really a Palestinian undercover agent employed by Nazis to burn all Jews in hell! Modern-day German Nazis have just declared war on Israel!

written by Jaggedone, 21 October 2015

Channel tunnel brought to a standstill by fleeing Brits!

Brits fleeing their land of hope and glory through the Channel Tunnel have created Cameron's last stand and no Red Indians will be there to save his scalp!

written by Jaggedone, 19 October 2015

Dutch prove they really are as flat as pancakes!

Turkish delight instead of a joint, sticky pancake, or van Gogh ruled over Europe last night as Oranje led by a Blind leading the Blind hit a cul de sac, but not a French one!

written by Jaggedone, 14 October 2015

Dentist Walter Palmer sticks his head in lion's mouth!

Innocent (?) lion slaughterer, Walter Palmer, has offerd free dental service to lions all over the planet! The world hopes that a lion has a wicked tooth ache whilst Walter has his head in its mouth!

written by Jaggedone, 12 October 2015
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