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NY celebrating in the streets!

Celebrating the three trillion dollars of bail out money from the world's top rapist that will solve the budget mess.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist plans to run his presidential campaign

from the NYPD station.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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IMF stands for International Maid ???????

Let's see, some word that starts with F?

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist thought $3000.00 covered it

the room AND the MAID

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"Con" game over as world's top rapist nabbed

It was supposed to be a business trip, but the real reason the world's top rapist was at the hotel became apparent when police investigated.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's top rapist asks for champagne

but the cops give him toilet water to drink.

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World's top rapist a hit at the New York police station

Everyone wants him for a cell mate!

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World's top rapist poops on his first class seat

He was so scared of the cops!

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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French proud of the favorite son, the world's top rapist

Vive la difference, the pigs shout!

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist tried to do to a hotel maid

what he did to Greece.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist king of the financial hit men

Now finds himself at the mercy a a servant class woman.

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World's number one rapist only doing what comes natural

Natural to a pig that is!

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist tries to "french" hotel maid

He tried to cover his ass with a first class seat on Air France only to find the cops waiting for him. He had fled so fast he had forgotten his pants.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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World's number one rapist to bail out the U.S.A.

Looking for a bailout, he offered 3 trillion dollars to the New York police. They turned him down.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 May 2011
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Germany buys Greece

In a strange turn of events since WWII ended, the German conquest lives on as Greece was sold to Germany in a secret banker's deal last night. The entire country is pledged as collateral on default.

written by Aspartame Boy, 09 May 2011
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New class of super terrorist defined

Anyone not believing anonymous Al Qaeda press releases will be considered worse than Al Qaeda and subject to investigation as a terrorist.

written by Aspartame Boy, 09 May 2011
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Al Qaeda awarded Pulitzer prize

For supporting the official military-industrial-complex story of the most recent death of Osama. Al Qaeda is now accepted as the authority on everything.

written by Aspartame Boy, 09 May 2011
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Al Qaeda???

All CIA DUH!

written by Aspartame Boy, 08 May 2011
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Obama been bombin Osama Bin Ladin

Say it fast ten times.

written by Aspartame Boy, 02 May 2011
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Cher Nobel prize awarded

Cher has awarded the Nobel prize to the director of the Fukushima re-actor for best script. The Cher Nobel prize was first awarded to Chernobyl.

written by Aspartame Boy, 13 April 2011
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Fukushima reactors' air now 10 million times as radiactive as the sun

But, it is not a threat to human health, in the near term.. like a picosecond.

written by Aspartame Boy, 27 March 2011
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Japanese trying new tactic with reactors gone wild

"We're going to treat fire with fire. We tried salt water and fresh water. Screw it! We are switching to gasoline!", said the leader of the Fukushima 50.

written by Aspartame Boy, 27 March 2011
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Fukishima Reactor

is code for: "A Fruitcakes Humor"

written by Aspartame Boy, 27 March 2011
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Japanese men called on to pee into reactors

Japanese men have been asked to load up on beer and come to the reactors to pee in them, as salt water pumps are failing and hot salt water is eating way at the metal control rods.

written by Aspartame Boy, 15 March 2011
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