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World's top rapist strip searched
It was really disgusting, according to Police.
World's top rapist to go befor Judge Judy
Reports are he pooped his panties.
NY celebrating in the streets!
Celebrating the three trillion dollars of bail out money from the world's top rapist that will solve the budget mess.
World's top rapist plans to run his presidential campaign
from the NYPD station.
IMF stands for International Maid ???????
Let's see, some word that starts with F?
World's top rapist thought $3000.00 covered it
the room AND the MAID
"Con" game over as world's top rapist nabbed
It was supposed to be a business trip, but the real reason the world's top rapist was at the hotel became apparent when police investigated.
World's top rapist asks for champagne
but the cops give him toilet water to drink.
World's top rapist a hit at the New York police station
Everyone wants him for a cell mate!
World's top rapist poops on his first class seat
He was so scared of the cops!
French proud of the favorite son, the world's top rapist
Vive la difference, the pigs shout!
World's number one rapist tried to do to a hotel maid
what he did to Greece.
World's number one rapist king of the financial hit men
Now finds himself at the mercy a a servant class woman.
World's number one rapist only doing what comes natural
Natural to a pig that is!
World's number one rapist tries to "french" hotel maid
He tried to cover his ass with a first class seat on Air France only to find the cops waiting for him. He had fled so fast he had forgotten his pants.
World's number one rapist to bail out the U.S.A.
Looking for a bailout, he offered 3 trillion dollars to the New York police. They turned him down.
Germany buys Greece
In a strange turn of events since WWII ended, the German conquest lives on as Greece was sold to Germany in a secret banker's deal last night. The entire country is pledged as collateral on default.
New class of super terrorist defined
Anyone not believing anonymous Al Qaeda press releases will be considered worse than Al Qaeda and subject to investigation as a terrorist.
Al Qaeda awarded Pulitzer prize
For supporting the official military-industrial-complex story of the most recent death of Osama. Al Qaeda is now accepted as the authority on everything.
Obama been bombin Osama Bin Ladin
Say it fast ten times.
Cher Nobel prize awarded
Cher has awarded the Nobel prize to the director of the Fukushima re-actor for best script. The Cher Nobel prize was first awarded to Chernobyl.
Fukushima reactors' air now 10 million times as radiactive as the sun
But, it is not a threat to human health, in the near term.. like a picosecond.
Japanese trying new tactic with reactors gone wild
"We're going to treat fire with fire. We tried salt water and fresh water. Screw it! We are switching to gasoline!", said the leader of the Fukushima 50.
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