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True Facts From Snoops #1356
The reason a barn burns so fast is all the hay inside plus the build-up of cow flatulence!
True Facts From Snoops #1355
For two weeks in June in the Smoky Mountains, fireflies gather by the thousands and light up in unison. Many think this only began after several were at a Pink Floyd Concert.
True Facts From Snoops #1354
New Yorkers have been told not to worry about the ground shaking from an earthquake. It's just the rats returning from spending winter in Florida.
True Facts From Snoops #1354
McDonald's is now offering a healthier meals. For instance, with the triple burger, they will ask, "Apple or fries with that?"
True Facts From Snoops #1353
Many art experts believe that the Mona Lisa is smiling is because, for once, it was the artist, da Vinci, who was nude.
True Facts From Snoops #1352
Al Gore claims that not a single person will order Baked Alaska in the future due to Global Warming.
True Facts From Snoops #1351
Actor Harvey Korman was named after a big Invisible Rabbit.
True Facts From Snoops #1350
Hawk Moths can fly up to 30 Miles Per Hour as tested at the Utah Salt Flats!
True Facts From Snoops #1349
Zachary Taylor, our 12th President, got his nickname "Old Rough and Ready" from his wife!
True Facts From Snoops #1348
Former General & U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower was allergic to hair.
True Facts From Snoops #1347
A mole tunneling through your yard can fly up to 100 feet if you kick the little bugger hard enough!
True Facts From Snoops #1346
One hundred Monarch Butterflies weigh one ounce according to scientists who killed and weighed them. "We're afraid they might become extinct."
True Facts From Snoops #1345
When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.
True Facts From Snoops #1344
Houseflies use their feet to taste things. Like if that turd is better than your sandwich.
True Facts From Snoops #1343
Ants can carry uo to 50 times their weight...wear themselves out, get old before their time. All over some lazy piss ant Queen!
True Facts From Snoops #1342
Ticks can be the size of a grain of rice or big as a marble, according to the amount of blood sucked up. That's how vampires are easily caught and the big fat ones get a stab at the heart.
True Facts From Snoops #1341
Penguins spend 75% of their time in water and 50% on land. Just another one of life's mysteries.
True Facts From Snoops #1340
In order to see if there are plenty fish in an area, scientists check the penguins belly size. Sort of like checking Michael Moore's belly after he walks out of a buffet restaurant.
True Facts From Snoops #1339
If a person on an elevator fakes a loud cough, get off as soon as you can, as a silent fart has been released!
True Facts From Snoops #1338
While a person can vote while nude at a Nudist Colony, the counting always has to be by machine or the number of digits will throw off the count, unless a male has a finger missing.
True Facts From Snoops #1337
The first thing a student at a school for magicians is taught at the school is the proper way to say, "Ta-DA!!!"
True Facts From Snoops #1336
A man will only allow a toilet seat to slide sideways on a commode catching his family jewels once in his life. Either he will die or else check every commode before he sits down the rest of his life.
Italy awards world's best pizza maker title to Australian chef
For his inspired Kangaroo Basil Compost Delight!
Ukraine PM: Putin 'has a dream to restore the Soviet Union'
Western Europe more likely to unite along with United States if this happens.
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