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President says count incorrect on how many students not eating lunch

Also, Spoof site keeps denying people accumulate numbers illegally so he is probably helping. 2000 points from one joke?

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Gays Boycott Beverly Hills Hotel Over Sultan of Brunei Ownership...

Those staying there thank them for not coming!

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Russia says reinforced military on border as precaution..

There could be aliens hiding there from other planets.

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1,200 Students Petition to Block Michelle Obama Speech

We're tired of hearing the same thing over and over. We eat what we like.

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True Facts From Snoops #1335

Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

written by Bureau, 19 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1334

Snoops: Almost 50% of all public libraries have a nutjob in the back telling strangers about their ancestors.

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True Facts From Snoops #1333

Snoops: Dinah Shore stole an old Indian phrase "See the USA in your Chevrolet!" which came from the Chippewa.

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True Facts From Snoops #1332

Snoops: Most shopping cart ladies look down on the other street people who only carry shopping bags.

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True Facts From Snoops #1331

Snoops: Scientists still cannot figure out why people don't hold conversations on an escalators.

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True Facts From Snoops #1330

Snoops: Sweet Basil, used in many pasta and soup recipes has announced that it will be introducing "Diet Basil" before Thanksgiving.

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True Facts From Snoops #1329

Snoops: The number of car accidents has started to really climb as the Boomers hit 60-70 years old and refuse to wear adult diapers.

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More States Going to Prescribed Marijuana

Doctors offices, clinics, etc with huge line of people with arms in slings, head bandaged or on crutches.

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Today in History #20

1924 - "National Barn Dance" premieres on WLS Chicago. Unless you were too old, young or afflicted, everybody in America barn danced.

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Today in History #19

1919 - French assembly decides on 8 hour work day with one hour allowed for either lunch or romance.

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Today in History #18

1911 - George Bernard Shaw's "Playing With Fanny" premieres in London. I'm sorry. That should be "Fanny's First Play".

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Today in History #17

1892 - Charles Duryea takes 1st American-made auto out for a spin. Gets speeding ticket for 25 MPH.

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Today in History #16

1775 - Minutemen Capt John Parker orders not to fire unless fired upon. Then forgets and fires at squirrel.

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Today in History #15

1770 - Captain James Cook 1st sights Australia. "Would you look at the size of those rabbits?"

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Today in History #14

1524 - Pope Samuel Clemens VII fires Neth inquisitor-general French Van de Buddy Holly.

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Today in History #13

607 - Comet 1P/607 H1 (Halley) approaches within 0.0898 AUs of Earth. World ends!

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Today in History #12

Air Force pilot cited for bravery, 1967. Rough landing on one wheel and one foot. Afterwards known as "Flintstone Jones".

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Today in History #11

Older Paul Revere goes dotty & warns Boston for the first time, "The Polish Are Coming!" After a few times the towns citizen go hiding as joke. Never knew which country was coming but hide & giggled.

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Today in History #10

Jefferson sells servant to Madison, 1809. Servant says he will only work for Madison until 1865, and only as tying bootlaces as Madison too fat.

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Today in History #9

Wyatt Earp dropped from Wichita police force, 1876. Town tired of him shooting off his mouth, theirs.

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