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True Facts From Snoops #1356

The reason a barn burns so fast is all the hay inside plus the build-up of cow flatulence!

written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1355

For two weeks in June in the Smoky Mountains, fireflies gather by the thousands and light up in unison. Many think this only began after several were at a Pink Floyd Concert.

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True Facts From Snoops #1354

New Yorkers have been told not to worry about the ground shaking from an earthquake. It's just the rats returning from spending winter in Florida.

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True Facts From Snoops #1354

McDonald's is now offering a healthier meals. For instance, with the triple burger, they will ask, "Apple or fries with that?"

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True Facts From Snoops #1353

Many art experts believe that the Mona Lisa is smiling is because, for once, it was the artist, da Vinci, who was nude.

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True Facts From Snoops #1352

Al Gore claims that not a single person will order Baked Alaska in the future due to Global Warming.

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True Facts From Snoops #1351

Actor Harvey Korman was named after a big Invisible Rabbit.

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True Facts From Snoops #1350

Hawk Moths can fly up to 30 Miles Per Hour as tested at the Utah Salt Flats!

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True Facts From Snoops #1349

Zachary Taylor, our 12th President, got his nickname "Old Rough and Ready" from his wife!

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True Facts From Snoops #1348

Former General & U.S. President Dwight D. Eisenhower was allergic to hair.

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True Facts From Snoops #1347

A mole tunneling through your yard can fly up to 100 feet if you kick the little bugger hard enough!

written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1346

One hundred Monarch Butterflies weigh one ounce according to scientists who killed and weighed them. "We're afraid they might become extinct."

written by Bureau, 24 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1345

When alarmed, Oprah Winfrey can swell up to five times her normal size. She was taught this by Dr. Oz.

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1344

Houseflies use their feet to taste things. Like if that turd is better than your sandwich.

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1343

Ants can carry uo to 50 times their weight...wear themselves out, get old before their time. All over some lazy piss ant Queen!

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1342

Ticks can be the size of a grain of rice or big as a marble, according to the amount of blood sucked up. That's how vampires are easily caught and the big fat ones get a stab at the heart.

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1341

Penguins spend 75% of their time in water and 50% on land. Just another one of life's mysteries.

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1340

In order to see if there are plenty fish in an area, scientists check the penguins belly size. Sort of like checking Michael Moore's belly after he walks out of a buffet restaurant.

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1339

If a person on an elevator fakes a loud cough, get off as soon as you can, as a silent fart has been released!

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True Facts From Snoops #1338

While a person can vote while nude at a Nudist Colony, the counting always has to be by machine or the number of digits will throw off the count, unless a male has a finger missing.

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1337

The first thing a student at a school for magicians is taught at the school is the proper way to say, "Ta-DA!!!"

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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True Facts From Snoops #1336

A man will only allow a toilet seat to slide sideways on a commode catching his family jewels once in his life. Either he will die or else check every commode before he sits down the rest of his life.

written by Bureau, 23 April 2014
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Italy awards world's best pizza maker title to Australian chef

For his inspired Kangaroo Basil Compost Delight!

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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Ukraine PM: Putin 'has a dream to restore the Soviet Union'

Western Europe more likely to unite along with United States if this happens.

written by Bureau, 20 April 2014
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