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Today in History

On April 16, 1964, The Rolling Stones' first album. After two nights of arguing, decide to call it, "The Rolling Stones".

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Study finds signs of brain changes in pot smokers

Smokers object: We already had brain damage or we wouldn't smoke this stuff.

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Red meat prices skyrocket to highest amount in 27 years

Also most groceries say that you should color your meat before eating.

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Arctic Resources: Fight for coldest place on Earth heats up...

Al Gore: An atomic war at the Arctic will certainly increase global warming, ocean rising!

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FBI warns students against spying on US for foreign governments...

"You are not above being water boarded."

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NYPD disbanding Muslim spying unit.

After taking orders from al-Qaeda #2 in Washington!

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IRS demands Ron Paul's list of donors.

"This is just another attempt to harass you. Next we demand to know your mother's maiden name!"

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Alleged Hillary shoe thrower detained by Feds#3

Jane Fonda: "The big Wuz! I've had a hundred army boots fly at me!"

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Alleged Hillary shoe thrower detained by Feds.#2

"We are afraid that the next time she will get the boot!"

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Alleged Hillary shoe thrower detained by Feds

"You don't have a right to express yourself here like they do in Iraq."

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Hundreds of earthquakes strike central Idaho

Rattling nerves...potatoes!

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Detroit snow breaks records, topples power lines, creates flooding risk

Detroit has enough problems without all this global warming snow!

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China growth slows to 24-year low.

Will now allow couples to have 1.5 children.

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Expert Warns of America's Coming 'Arab Winter'

Doesn't know if President capable of handling multi-attacks!

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Fruit and Vegetable Prices Rising.

Prices going up again say suppliers because..of..uh..well, it's because we said so!

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At least the quakes took a day off!

A prestigious research institute in France said it had lost thousands of tubes of samples of the deadly Sars coronavirus.

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Video shows largest gathering of al Qaeda in years.

These are the dreaded 17-year al-Qaeda!

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Study finds signs of brain changes in pot smokers.

It never bothered me none. I got the proof right here in my socks!

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Agency data mining social media for audit info.

Looking for anything that can be used in an election.

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IRS demands Ron Paul's list of donors.

Or the Washington Gestapo will come down on you fast.

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Famous TV Scenes

"Oh Ricky, I'm having another baby!" That's a-not in the script! "Neither was the scene when it was conceived!"

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Famous TV Scenes

"Well Matthew, that bullet has to hurt." It'll come out, Festus. "Well, don't let them Indians do any acupuncture on you, it's rough. They'll stab you in the back."

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New Colorado Law Approved

No more "Keep Off The Grass Signs!"

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Famous TV Scenes

Festus: I make you a lot better deputy than that clown, Jester! "It was Chester". Who was Doc then, Dopey?

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