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Those Extra Hospital Charges
Former nurse reveals that among hidden items in your ten-page hospital bill are things such as "bedpan overflow", $500.
Do Record High Temps Mean a Scorching Summer is Ahead?
Weather experts and long range studies indicate a definite "Maybe!" Whatever would we do without the dedicated men and women?
Hamburger Update
WalMart told reporters today that they have no information about an employee named "Pink Slim" or even Slim Pink.
Teachers In Trouble Again
Surprise test at nation's middle schools show lack of teacher's keeping kids up to date as nearly 50% of students believe that al-Qaida attacked Pearl Harbor. 10% say Davy Crockett died there.
Not My Fault #12 & 35
Obama Blames Congress For Solyndra: "Not Our Program! Not my fault!"
LA City Council Considers Barring Radio Hosts From 'Racist, Sexist' Comments!
How about "Movies" guys? How about Movies? How about Stand-Up comics, etc? Just the "Radio"?
Obama: 'Do you have your birth certificate?'
Yes we do. And it won't take three years to "find" it.
French Strike Continues
Nationwide Mime strike continues in Paris for the 22nd week as talks once again break down.
Obama defends handling of Keystone pipeline
"I've kept it from coming in and bringing us oil, haven't I?"
Radio campaign next step against Rush Limbaugh!
Limbaugh laughs as he not only causes liberals to waste money but gets even more free advertising. Patriots backing more advertisers for show.
Rutgers student says sorry to gay roommate's family!
Dear family: I am so sorry that your son is gay!
Volkswagen adding 800 jobs at Tennessee Pissant plant
I'm sorry, that should have been: Volkswagen adding 800 jobs at Tennessee Passat plant!
The Unbreakable Code
New secret code is practically unbreakable says Pentagon. "We mixed Navajo with Bushisms, that one guy on 'King of the Hill' and Dylan", says CIA official.
Occupiers Leave Hollywood In A Hurry!
Right after policemen pull out their ugly sticks!
How long would it take to pay down US debt?
"Until the twelfth of never and that's a long, long time", according to Johnny Mathis.
Shoe Carnival earnings down!
Now they're just waiting for the other shoe to drop.
GM to invest $1 billion in Australia operations
In appreciation for US bailout with taxpayer's money.
Marine faces dismissal for criticizing Obama
Thousands of others awaiting their turn! (If only Klinger knew about this!)
Wasted 8 Lives With A Single Bound!
Cat survives 19-story plunge from Boston high rise!
Makes Me Ashamed At 65 & Exhausted Over Raising 2 Cats
Reggie Gooch, 98, cared for his wife until her death at 102 and was left physically and emotionally exhausted.
Maybe Even Before That
World famous physicist claims that Time Travel may very well be possible in the past one-hundred years.
Cops Hyped Up!
New caffeinated doughnuts give you the jitters so bad you burn up the calories from the doughnut. Some police vehicles seen going over 100 MPH while leaving doughnut shop.
Nancy Pelosi Next?
Famous Hollywood make-up artist shows off his talent by using make-up to change monkey's ass to look like Senator Harry Reid and vice versa.
President Obama uses sign language during impromptu greeting with student!
Was it a cab-driver special?
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