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Fuck knows what happened to this one.
Average Macho Guy's Bar Order
Sixteen pints of lager and a sack of potatoes please, John.
What Have The Greeks Ever Done For Us?
Ermmm....Plato, Homer, Democracy, civilisation as we know it...
Famous Last Words
"They'll never find us down here." - Gaddafi.
Gooner Talks In His Sleep
"Oh, don't say they've scored again..."
Why There Will Never Be A Hurricane Kevin, Or Dave
It lacks gravitas.
Dale Winton Doesn't Dye His Hair!
He 'colours' it. A bit. Allegedly.
Manchester United Beat Barcelona!
It was only a friendly. D'oh!
Parliament Reveals Financial 'Plan B'
Much rolling of thumbs, rolling eyeballs and humming.
Angler Told Off By Wife
For having a carp in the bath.
Golfer Told Off By Wife
Told not to wash his balls in the sink.
Mr And Mrs Pack Play The Beckham Game
Named their daughter 'Six'
Illicit Vodka Still Advertising For Staff
News Of The World Readers Told Not To Worry
"We'll make the news up as we go along," say theSpoof.co.uk
Prince Harry Says Formula One Going In Right Direction
Which is happen as well - they'd all crash otherwise.
Fat Bastard Eats More Pies
"That'll do for me," he says. (Burp.)
Life Is A Three Ring Circus
God is a one trick pony.
Local Man Declines Offer Of Bulletproof Vest
"I'm already bulletproof. Heh heh!" says Martin Shuttlecock.
Fat Bastard Eats All The Pies
Motivation uncertain. Maybe that's why he's a fat bastard.
Man Makes Joke Nobody Gets
"Who gives a shit?" he says. "As long as I get it."
Man Suffers Serious Burns
They don't fuck about at the crematorium.
"That's Not Funny" Spoof Reader Complains.
"Neither was you giving me one star. Dickhead. Fuck off." replies writer.
New Toilet Installation Disappoints Local Man
"It's a shitter," grumbles Martin Shuttlecock.
Management Meeting Postponed
To be held next week to reschedule previous postponed meeting.
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