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Snippets Should Be Short, Snappy, And Funny...

Fuck knows what happened to this one.

written by Skoob1999, 20 November 2011
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Average Macho Guy's Bar Order

Sixteen pints of lager and a sack of potatoes please, John.

written by Skoob1999, 05 November 2011
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What Have The Greeks Ever Done For Us?

Ermmm....Plato, Homer, Democracy, civilisation as we know it...

written by Skoob1999, 02 November 2011
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Famous Last Words

"They'll never find us down here." - Gaddafi.

written by Skoob1999, 22 October 2011
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Gooner Talks In His Sleep

"Oh, don't say they've scored again..."

written by Skoob1999, 29 August 2011
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Why There Will Never Be A Hurricane Kevin, Or Dave

It lacks gravitas.

written by Skoob1999, 29 August 2011
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Dale Winton Doesn't Dye His Hair!

He 'colours' it. A bit. Allegedly.

written by Skoob1999, 13 August 2011
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Manchester United Beat Barcelona!

It was only a friendly. D'oh!

written by Skoob1999, 31 July 2011
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Parliament Reveals Financial 'Plan B'

Much rolling of thumbs, rolling eyeballs and humming.

written by Skoob1999, 31 July 2011
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Angler Told Off By Wife

For having a carp in the bath.

written by Skoob1999, 17 July 2011
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Golfer Told Off By Wife

Told not to wash his balls in the sink.

written by Skoob1999, 17 July 2011
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Mr And Mrs Pack Play The Beckham Game

Named their daughter 'Six'

written by Skoob1999, 16 July 2011
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Illicit Vodka Still Advertising For Staff

Non-smoker preferred.

written by Skoob1999, 14 July 2011
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News Of The World Readers Told Not To Worry

"We'll make the news up as we go along," say theSpoof.co.uk

written by Skoob1999, 10 July 2011
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Prince Harry Says Formula One Going In Right Direction

Which is happen as well - they'd all crash otherwise.

written by Skoob1999, 10 July 2011
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Fat Bastard Eats More Pies

"That'll do for me," he says. (Burp.)

written by Skoob1999, 10 July 2011
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Life Is A Three Ring Circus

God is a one trick pony.

written by Skoob1999, 10 July 2011
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Local Man Declines Offer Of Bulletproof Vest

"I'm already bulletproof. Heh heh!" says Martin Shuttlecock.

written by Skoob1999, 10 July 2011
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Fat Bastard Eats All The Pies

Motivation uncertain. Maybe that's why he's a fat bastard.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Man Makes Joke Nobody Gets

"Who gives a shit?" he says. "As long as I get it."

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Man Suffers Serious Burns

They don't fuck about at the crematorium.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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"That's Not Funny" Spoof Reader Complains.

"Neither was you giving me one star. Dickhead. Fuck off." replies writer.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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New Toilet Installation Disappoints Local Man

"It's a shitter," grumbles Martin Shuttlecock.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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Management Meeting Postponed

To be held next week to reschedule previous postponed meeting.

written by Skoob1999, 09 July 2011
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