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Killer nuts on the loose

Killer pistachios in California on their way to the boarder to fight, Mexican drug cartels

written by disciple, 31 March 2009

Obama sees signs of recovery

He said less people have moved into American Tent cites this month.

written by disciple, 25 March 2009

Dalai Lama: China makes life 'hell on Earth' for Tibetans

The Chinese from the main land smell so bad, its been fifty years of hell for Tibetans.

written by disciple, 10 March 2009

Chimps speak out

Chimps protest cartoon depicting them as policy makers in the American Government. They strongly assert that their intelligence is higher than that.

written by disciple, 24 February 2009

Geese speak out

Geese spokesmen calls today crash of a flight in New York poetic Justice for their brethren lost on the Hudson.

written by disciple, 14 February 2009

Repubilcians offer Stimulus plan

The basic plan calls for Obama,s administration to pay its taxes on time, this will fill gaps in the budget

written by disciple, 10 February 2009

Woman gives birth to 8

She already has 6 other kids and when asked why she has so many kids, she responded, "I can't count"

written by disciple, 30 January 2009

Palin says she is not running for White House in 2012

She wants Republicans to win

written by disciple, 29 January 2009

Obama's Kenyan Family ready for the Inauguration

They just hope the pig they killed will be enough for everybody

written by disciple, 14 January 2009

George Bush will start writing his book

He will name the book about his time in the "White House" "Reign of Terror", How I almost destroyed Western Civilization!

written by disciple, 13 January 2009

Burris says he's honored to be seated in the Senate

"I just wanted my monies worth that's all"

written by disciple, 13 January 2009

Isreal says it is concerned about civilians in Gaza

They have enlisted Jewish trader Bernie Maddof, to run an investment fund for the future needs of Palestine. We are confident that Bernie will get them on track to financial freedom.

written by disciple, 09 January 2009

Obama names Surgent General

Dr. Hibbert, will be the next Surgent General. Dr. Hibbert is one of the only regular African American characters on the Simpsons. He went to medical school at Johns Hopkins University.

written by disciple, 07 January 2009

Jewish incursion into Gaza

Jewish leaders denied a report that the incursion was really launched after hearing some loose change was laying around unprotected in Gaza

written by disciple, 06 January 2009

Sarkozy's Diplomatic Mission to the Middle East

Sarkozy has asked Hamas to stop its missile attack into Israel and Hamas has responded by treating Jews in France with deodorant missiles

written by disciple, 03 January 2009

Honors for Zimbabwe

Zimbabwe was voted to have the best drinking water for the "Terminally ill who support Euthanasia"

written by disciple, 30 December 2008

Santa shots 8 people died

He said he warned people before about lighting a fire in the chimney on Christmas.

written by disciple, 26 December 2008

More elderly Japanese turn to petty crime

In an attempt to reduce Elder Crime the Japanese have started a new Kamikaze program, targeting Japanese Nursing Homes

written by disciple, 24 December 2008

Santa Clause Arrested

He was charged with "bestiality" and cruelty to animals after being caught with Rudolf in a Lewd act.

written by disciple, 24 December 2008

Pope attacks blurring of gender

He said "women wearing hats" and the "Scottish wearing dresses" will be the down fall of the human race, even more then religion

written by disciple, 24 December 2008

Blagojevich declares innocence, won't resign

"except for a price" asks American people to "Lets make a deal" bidding stars at one million

written by disciple, 20 December 2008

Bush's legacy

George W. Bush to introduce a new "shoe ducking" contest for future Presidential Candidates. He believes after his legacy as the Commander in Chief future Presidents will meed this skill.

written by disciple, 19 December 2008

Iraqi shoe thrower will start for the yankess next season

The Yankees liked what they saw and offered him a contract, he first had to turn down an offer from Al Qaeda to be a suicide bomber

written by disciple, 18 December 2008

Bush denies Shoe attack

He claims the Iraqi journalist was showing his love and appreciation for him, by offering him a great par of used home made goat leather shoes. A prized possession in Iraq.

written by disciple, 16 December 2008

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