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Suicidal Tendencies, A Desire To Choke To Death!

Ah, yes, that's why mum's gone to Iceland!

written by Earl Grey, 16 April 2010
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Vote Labour

All we do under a Labour Government is get pissed and eat too much. So, five more years then.

written by Earl Grey, 11 April 2010
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Election To Close To Call, Poles Say

And those trees are awfully close also.

written by Earl Grey, 11 April 2010
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Pope Placed On Sex-Offenders List

Joins twenty-three Cardinals, forty-five bishops, one hundred and fifty priests and the man who used to help with the collections on Sunday.

written by Earl Grey, 03 April 2010
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For Sale:

Spacious one bedroomed apartment, glorious views, wonderful kitchen, body of BBC presenter in front room. Reduced for quick sale.

written by Earl Grey, 02 March 2010
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Surge In Cocaine Use Prompts Medical Review

Doctors say it's really good shit.

written by Earl Grey, 02 March 2010
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The Future's Bright......

It's not orange anymore. Farewell Dr Paisley. You have shouted your last slogan of hatred.

written by Earl Grey, 02 March 2010
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Kristian Digby Death Latest

Are BBC Cutbacks to Blame?

written by Earl Grey, 02 March 2010
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Brown To Crack Down On Yobs

"We need to deal firmly with hooligans and bullies" he said as the police took him away.

written by Earl Grey, 28 February 2010
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Pregnant snowboarder pulls out

after boyfriend fails to.

written by Earl Grey, 27 February 2010
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Weather forecast cancelled

Due to the severe weather we are unable to bring you today's forecast. Whether or not we have a weather forecast tomorrow depends on whether the weather is good or bad.

written by Earl Grey, 27 February 2010
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If you go down to the woods today you're sure of a big surprise....

There are a load of Russian T-80 tanks abandoned. The teddy bears next picnic will be held in the gulag.

written by Earl Grey, 27 February 2010
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St Stephen's Green Turned Into Boxing Ring

Gordon Brown has challenged all comers to fight him in the ring outside Westminster. Millions are joining the que.

written by Earl Grey, 27 February 2010
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Fears Over Assisted Suicide Guidlines

The forms are so complicated it may lead to people taking their own life, warns watchdog.

written by Earl Grey, 25 February 2010
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India and Pakistan Agree To Keep In Touch

They are putting a gate in the garden fence.

written by Earl Grey, 25 February 2010
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Ivana Phuque Comes Second

Says she is delighted and can she come again please?

written by Earl Grey, 25 February 2010
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GB Men's Curlers Out

Hair looks a treat for journey home.

written by Earl Grey, 25 February 2010
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Get Shane Warne Underpants!

"If they can control my googlies then they can look after yours!"

written by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010
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World Cup Could Be Over By The Time The Cole's Divorce

Unless the pair of them just get a move on

written by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010
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Balls Defends Record As Teenage Pregnancies Fall

Says he's confident he can get it back up soon.

written by Earl Grey, 24 February 2010
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Winter Olympics Latest

Britain try to get gold with two bob.

written by Earl Grey, 23 February 2010
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Latest Beano Comic

Latest Beano comic sells for £2.50. Local man thought to have been the buyer. Also bought a copy of Exchange and Mart for £3.00

written by Earl Grey, 23 February 2010
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Toddler With Incredible Memory

Able to recite 1975 Fulham FA Cup Final starting XI

written by Earl Grey, 23 February 2010
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Millions of Holiday Makers in Limbo

It's just about the only place BA can get you to

written by Earl Grey, 23 February 2010
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