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Chicago Problem Solved

President Obama has appointed the Reverend Jessie Jackson as the Chicago Safety person to patrol the inner city. The Reverend was issued an AK-47 assault rifle with one 10 round magazine.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
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Sounds Like Baghdad Bob

The Syrian defense minister told Syrian state TV, "The heroic Syrian Arab Army, that proved to the world that it is a strong army and a trained army, will not be defeated."

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
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Got That Right

Ayn Rand is laughing at President Obama trying to fix ObamCare contraception mandates with additional government bureaucratic band aids that create more problems and extra costs!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
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Democratic Federal and State Thievery

Taxes are being raised on seniors who saved for their retirement, gave up vacations, drove old cars and put their kids through college to provide for today's freeloaders via wealth redistribution!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
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Obama Ignores Mental Health Issues

President Obama fears that left liberals like Rep. Pelosi (D-CA), many House Democrats, Senate Majority Leader Reid (D-NV) and many top Senate Democrats will be certified as loons!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 05 February 2013
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It Still is the Economy Stupid

LONE RANGER: Pres. Obama spent his first term screwing up the US economy. TONTO: Republicans in 2012, concentrating on women's bodies, have given him another term to completely destroy the US economy!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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New Regulations for Super Bowl XLVII

OSHA in accordance with King Obama I dictate's has banned tackling, tripping & mandated pillows & bubble wrap be worn by each player. Viewing of reruns of I Love Lucy are expected to be high!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Republican Prayer

Continuing challenges to ObamaCare with respect to contraception could reach the Supreme Court. Then the whole law will be found unconstitutional (religious liberty), as it has no severability clause.

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Chicken Wing Shortage

The mandate by the EPA to produce ethanol has made less corn available for chicken feed, thus less chicken wings. However, the EPA will now provide all the birds killed by windmill blades.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Groundhog Day 2013

Punxsutawney Phil emerged from his burrow in PA this morning. The animal did not see his shadow predicting four more years of failed Obamanomics and he's not coming out again until Feb 2017!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Throwing Their Weight Around

Four 250 pound members of the food police lobbied the USDA to propose new regulations that limit calories and types of snacks sold in school vending machine, in order to reduce childhood obesity!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Obama Administration Naiveté

Vice President Biden says US is prepared to hold direct talks with Iran over its nuclear ambitions, if Iran shows good faith. Fool me once shame, on you; fool me twice, thrice, etc, shame on me!


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Airplane Unveiled

Iran displayed its newest combat jet, a domestically manufactured fighter-bomber, that is claimed can evade radar and is powered by an Ahmadinejad two stage hot air turbofan engine.


written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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King Obama I Disease is Spreading

A government lawyer is trying to get dismissal of almost $700 in traffic tickets given to USPS employees in Cleveland OH, claiming the service is immune from state and local regulations!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Democratic Palace Politics

House Minority Leader Pelosi [Lucy] pulls the leadership position [football] away from House Minority Whip Hoyer [Charlie Brown] by hinting she will retire at each new session of Congress!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Senator John Kerry's (D-MA) Seat

Governor appoints male African American former chief of staff as interim Senator until special election. Republicans search for an African American, Hispanic woman (Lesbian optional) candidate!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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King Obama I Ignores Ruling II



US Appeals Court for Washington DC recognized the absurdity of fining gasoline producers for failing to use a nonexistent biofuel, as mandated by the EPA. Doesn't reduce air pollution either!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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King Obama I Ignores Ruling I

EPA raises 2012 mandate of 7 billion gallons of cellulosic biofuels (produced near zero) to 14 billion gallons for 2013. Last week the US Court of Appeals for Washington DC threw out the 2012 mandate.





written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Terrorists see Obama as a Whimp

Three people are dead in a suicide bombing at US Embassy in Turkey. King Obama I is clueless about the high jacking of the "Arab Spring" and SoS Clinton did a cover up of the Benghazi Embassy attack!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Al Gore Goes into Hiding

UN climate studies indicate heat from the sun may play a larger role in regional impacts on climate change. NASA evidence indicates the "Little Ice Age" was caused by a dip in solar activity.



written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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President Obama has an Economic Policy?

Any relationship to Obamanomics and the DOW Jones Industrial Average breaking 14,000 is purely coincidental!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Modern Roman Debauchery

Nero supposedly fiddled while Rome burned. King Obama I is fiddling with gun control, illegal immigration and climate change, while the US economy and US world leadership are burning!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Bureaucracy Explained

Federal regulatory agencies need to find new ways to regulate items and people's lives to keep expanding the bureaucracy, otherwise they must close shop! (See Parkinson's laws).

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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Environmental Whackos Hands in Your Pockets

Latest scam perpetrated to raise state taxes on homes/businesses is rainwater runoff pollution. Yet, the pollutants come from road surfaces (federal, state) and trash being swept into rivers and bays!

written by Philbert of Macadamia, 03 February 2013
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