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$1,350 cornflake sold on ebay narrowingly outshined stool sample baked as a biscuit

It's not even time for the Darwin awards yet but two sisters (admitted flakes) proved that inherent brain damage can be as profitable as the image of Jesus in oatmeal.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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New Zealand geneticists embark to revolutionize sheep farts

Doug Rutherford mistakenly unlocked gaseous secrets of anal alchemy during a standard procedure of metering cow flatulence when one of his sheep specimens began to seep the succulent smell of pancakes

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Kansas geologist makes startling discovery

Renown geologist and cave proctologist Herb Pettigrew was surveying several tracks of land with incendiary lubricants when he unearthed a geode with a warm baked potato inside.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Aesthetic terrorism? British author Sebastian Horsley denied entrance into the U.S.

On the grounds of "moral turpitude" and hypocritical grinds of their own atavistic xenophobia contracted from vultures that prey on our counterculture bringing our terror alert level to periwinkle.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Cadillac attempts to entice elderly drivers with an innovative automobile

It is a light economical car that also doubles as a casket making the funerals of reckless, mentally alienated drivers as feasible as a rustic redneck burying a relative in their backyard.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Shock jocks Don Imus and drug-addled-gasbag Rush Limbaugh go head to head

Radio blowhard Don Imus, known for his "Nappy headed ho's" comment and perhaps more famous for resembling an anus has signed a deal with Don King to battle Limbaugh for the ultimate brown crown.

written by Wordsmith, 22 March 2008
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Follow-up

After a long and arduous standoff in the mountains of Denali, the Nuns have finally signed a peace accord with the native penguins.

written by Wordsmith, 14 March 2008
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Walmart even caters to Mother Nature

Category 5 hurricane spirals towards South America but stops first at WALMART because of their really low prices which collided with its ridge of high pressured employees.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Finally, Technology is catching up

Bell Tone now has a hearing aid powerful enough to hear people having sex 2 years from now.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Confessions of a Reagan Fondler

Former presidential candidate Mitt Romney's position on same sex marriage: Doggystyle.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Psychosomatic Discovery

Dr. Phil is living proof that diarrhea is an emotion.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Food channel Emeril launching new fundraiser

Desperate for attention Emeril has debut his punches for lunches campaign, "Smack a bitch and get a free sandwich."America is hungry for pain.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Sad but believable

Bush met with his cabinet today bemusing government operatives with his own absence as they later found him sitting on the floor of the oval office Indian style playing a game of checkers with a Bombay chest.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Proof that war is an aphrodesiac

Israelis pulled out of Gaza today who was bent over a chair as Hamas celebrated its rocketry by masturbating in unison.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Turkey launches ground operation in Iraq

Thousands of turkeys have been deployed today as a ground incursion in pursuit of indoctrinating separatist Kurdish rebels with the parables of Thanksgiving.

written by Wordsmith, 05 March 2008
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Student arrested for terroristic defecation

Adrian Manning 21, a hermaphroditic honor role student and mother of 3 entered the airport bathroom with the intent of performing number 2. Security was called shortly after a porcelain explosion, where young Adrian had gone number 10.

written by Wordsmith, 01 March 2008
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Child Psychology 101

If a child lies or misbehaves don't waste each others time telling them the story about the boy that cried wolf, they heard that one a thousand times. Tell them the story about the boy that cried hamster and woke up the next day as a hermaphrodite.

written by Wordsmith, 20 February 2008
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Word of the day

Harry: a militant name maimed with the framed correlation of being hirsute, hairy or dead end situation. Example: The hare harried the farmer with a harangue of varmint vernacular, badgering him until he burst into flames.

written by Wordsmith, 20 February 2008
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Life becomes more bizarre the closer one gets to the equator

National Geographic circumnavigate towards the equator to discover dogs that spin webs, venomous duck billed platypuses, flying manatees, stingrays, rabid corvettes, sock puppets, poison spitting cobras and hermaphroditic geese.

written by Wordsmith, 20 February 2008
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Blue whale gynecology a teenage fad?

It's the dawn of preadolescent chaos where facial tissues are rife with oil, prompting a draft mandating that all teenagers be rounded up and expedited to petroleum plants around the world while others spelunk through a blue whales vaginal cavern.

written by Wordsmith, 20 February 2008
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Hip Hop waits patiently for the 2pacalypse

Los Angeles CA- Scores of fervent followers were admonished by seismologists to evacuate after several major 6.3 earthquakes but refused to leave claiming that it was merely the bass reverberating beyond 2pacs grave.

written by Wordsmith, 20 February 2008
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"Global Warming" to be auctioned

With the recent outbreak of polar bears shaving each others backs, the notion of "Global Warming" has become viably profitable. Environmentalists are to auction off the phrase "Global Warming," all proceeds going to all Ninja Convents for Great White Sharks.

written by Wordsmith, 20 February 2008
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