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Dennis Hopper has named his latest child Space.
Astronauts have taken a load of Space Hoppers into the furthest reaches of space. Due to the lack of gravity, they do not actually work.
What's up Doc?
A cartoon Character died today, after having his parachute replaced by an Anvil. The Police have arrested a somewhat sarcastic rabbit.
Boy Detective Tin Tin has revealed that he was christened in a very echoey cave, and his name is actually just Tin.
Tom and Barbara Good, real-life inspiration for the chuckle fest The Good Life are set to sue for the BBC for the way in which they were portrayed.
Aging Super Spy Ethan Hunt has asked for easier Missions in the future. His next one is to be called Mission Be Careful..
written by Ben Macnair, 18 September 2008
A new series of Hisory programmes, will be written by Russell T. Davies. It will be called Dr When? Dr Where? a tourism prgrame, will replace Wish you were here in the Autumn.
A man in Arizona has found a version of the 3rd Testament on a CD in a hole in his back-garden. Police and Religious experts are looking into it.
In a bid to boost Tourism in Britain, tourism chiefs have developed a range of ground based clouds. Most people refer to them as Sheep, but then, what do they know?
Scientists have revealed that Blue M&M's taste no different to the green ones, in a scientifically controlled blind taste test.
Kermit the Frog
Kermit the Frog, beloved Muppet of the 1970's has revealed his love for Sarah Palin.
Research and Development at Wilkinson Sword stopped the design of their new 99 blade razor, saying that it is too top heavy, and the handle is not long enough to support the design of it properly.
Murder she wrote?
Jessica Fletcher, well known TV detective has denied reports that she has gone soft in her old age, and says that the newest books title 'A slight disagreement she wrote' is purely a co-incidence.
Sellers of costumes for Halloween are suggesting that parents put in their orders for Simon and Garfunkel costumes quickly, as there has been a lot of demand for them this year.
written by Ben Macnair, 11 September 2008
A yellow egg cup with a crack in it, called 'The Idiot who buys this will put my kids through college' has sold at auction for £1.5 million.
written by Ben Macnair, 09 September 2008
Wendy Richards, famed misery of Eastenders has entered another race row, when she was caught on TV channeling the spirit of Bernard Manning.
written by Ben Macnair, 03 September 2008
Following his recent defeat in the courts, Dodi Fayed will now set out to prove once and for all how the last Dodo was killed.
Yellow is still yellow
Revelations from the world of fashion have reached us to say that Yellow is not the new black, it is still the old yellow.
Sid Vicious - The Truth
An elderly neighbour of punk rock icon Sid Vicious has said, 'From what I can remember, he was a nice boy, actually'
Peter Pan, the boy who famously never grew up is said to now have a much deeper voice, and to be sporting a somewhat dapper moustache.
Detectives working together with record shops have found the millions of albums sold by Shania Twain, Chris De Burgh, Cliff Richard, Mariah Carey, and Celine Dion in the lost city of Atlantis. Atlantisists were always suspected to have a piss poor taste in music.
Shoe Prices: Update
Following the news that a Centipede in Glamorgan is to complain about the price of shoes to his MP, a Millipede has now poked his nose in saying 'And you think you've got problems?'
In a shock revelation that will turn the world of cliche on its head, a living Door nail has been found in the Outer Hebrides.
A Centipede in Glamorgan has recently complained about the price of shoes to his MP.