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Clegg and Cameron Married for 2.5 Years

SO THAT'S WHY…
They had to redefine marriage!

written by IN SEINE, 07 January 2013
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Shots Fired at Milton Keynes Bar

Shots have been fired at a Milton Keynes nightclub - police have no idea what triggered the commotion.

written by IN SEINE, 06 January 2013
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Hand Transplant Successful - Partly!

The first Briton to undergo a hand transplant has announced it was a great success. HOWEVER, the hand must have belonged to a woman because it keeps applying lipstick and mascara to his face.

written by IN SEINE, 05 January 2013
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A Couple of Royal Doulton Specials

Following the issue of topless photographs of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton have decided to produce a pair of Memorial jugs in fine porcelain.

written by IN SEINE, 03 January 2013
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Paul Lowton Escapes Prison Sentence

Website owner, Paul Lowton escaped being sent to prison today after he was found in possession of 125 iPads. In his defence, he produced a prescription where the doctor said, "keep taking the tablets!"

written by IN SEINE, 02 January 2013
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BBC Portray Alfred Hitchcock As Sexual Predator

The BBC are being criticised as they portray Alfred Hitchcock as a sexual predator - at the same time, TheSpoof.co.uk made no comment about INCHCOCK

written by IN SEINE, 26 December 2012
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Nutritionists Issue Health Warning

Nutritionists at St. Philbert's Medical College have advised people to keep away from fruit and nuts. They say :"you are what you eat!"

written by IN SEINE, 30 November 2012
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Milton Keynes Arsonist Strikes Again!

A suspected arsonist burned down a shoe factory in Milton Keynes today. A spokesman said: "over 200 soles were lost."

written by IN SEINE, 30 November 2012
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Trial of Taiwanese Knicker Nicker Expected to Be Short

A man arrested in Thailand in possession of 10,000 pairs of underwear is to go on trial tomorrow. Legal experts expect the trial to be brief.

written by IN SEINE, 14 November 2012
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Liverpool City Centre Cordoned off Today

Police cordoned off Liverpool city centre when a suspicious object was found inside a car parked on double yellow lines.

The object turned out to be a valid tax disc

written by IN SEINE, 14 November 2012
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Don't panic!

He has gone and Dunn it… The dad's Army veteran, Cpl Jones has died aged 92. It is believed that he will have full military honours. We at the spoof would like to salute him!

written by IN SEINE, 07 November 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 147

"Look Younger"

by

Fay Slift

written by IN SEINE, 04 November 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 146

"Having Fun"

by

Meryl Lee and Joe King

written by IN SEINE, 01 November 2012
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Al Qaeda Much Older Than Previously Thought

Historians have found secret documents which clearly show that the gunpowder plot was actually the work of Al Qaeda leader Guy Fawkes who was the great-great-grandfather of Osama bin Laden.

written by IN SEINE, 31 October 2012
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Boris Johnson: Keeping People Employed

Boris Johnson is to be congratulated for keeping the emergency services well employed after being rescued from a zip wire over the Thames to launch poppy appeal.

written by IN SEINE, 30 October 2012
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Man Discovers Way of Making Fortune Out Of Electricity Company

A man took up the offer of £10 discount on his bill for every new customer he referred to them. In just days he has managed to accrue 600 new customers meaning the electric supplier owe him £6,000.

written by IN SEINE, 30 October 2012
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Man Discovers Way of Making Fortune Out Of Electricity Company

A man took up the offer of £10 discount on his bill for every new customer he referred to them. In just days he has managed to accrue 600 new customers meaning the electric supplier owe him £6,000.

written by IN SEINE, 30 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 145

"Unexpected Impact "

by

Olive A. Sutton

written by IN SEINE, 30 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 148

"New Expressions"

by

Art S. Passion

written by IN SEINE, 26 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 149

"Round The Mountain"

by

Sheila B. Cummin

written by IN SEINE, 26 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 150

"Off to Market"

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Tobias A. Pigg

written by IN SEINE, 26 October 2012
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Mistaken Report

InSeine News wrongly reported that the UK government will be banning the import of ash trays. The Forestry Commission have pointed out that it should read ASH TREES .

written by IN SEINE, 26 October 2012
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Real or Simulated World Test

Scientists announced today that they have devised a test which can tell you if you are living in a real or a simulated world. 100% of politicians have failed which proves their test is correct!

written by IN SEINE, 26 October 2012
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Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 151

"Are You a Liar?,"

by

I.M. Knott.

written by IN SEINE, 25 October 2012
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