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Clegg and Cameron Married for 2.5 Years
SO THAT'S WHY…
They had to redefine marriage!
Shots Fired at Milton Keynes Bar
Shots have been fired at a Milton Keynes nightclub - police have no idea what triggered the commotion.
Hand Transplant Successful - Partly!
The first Briton to undergo a hand transplant has announced it was a great success. HOWEVER, the hand must have belonged to a woman because it keeps applying lipstick and mascara to his face.
A Couple of Royal Doulton Specials
Following the issue of topless photographs of Kate Middleton, Royal Doulton have decided to produce a pair of Memorial jugs in fine porcelain.
Paul Lowton Escapes Prison Sentence
Website owner, Paul Lowton escaped being sent to prison today after he was found in possession of 125 iPads. In his defence, he produced a prescription where the doctor said, "keep taking the tablets!"
BBC Portray Alfred Hitchcock As Sexual Predator
The BBC are being criticised as they portray Alfred Hitchcock as a sexual predator - at the same time, TheSpoof.co.uk made no comment about INCHCOCK
Nutritionists Issue Health Warning
Nutritionists at St. Philbert's Medical College have advised people to keep away from fruit and nuts. They say :"you are what you eat!"
Milton Keynes Arsonist Strikes Again!
A suspected arsonist burned down a shoe factory in Milton Keynes today. A spokesman said: "over 200 soles were lost."
Trial of Taiwanese Knicker Nicker Expected to Be Short
A man arrested in Thailand in possession of 10,000 pairs of underwear is to go on trial tomorrow. Legal experts expect the trial to be brief.
Liverpool City Centre Cordoned off Today
Police cordoned off Liverpool city centre when a suspicious object was found inside a car parked on double yellow lines.
The object turned out to be a valid tax disc
Don't panic!
He has gone and Dunn it… The dad's Army veteran, Cpl Jones has died aged 92. It is believed that he will have full military honours. We at the spoof would like to salute him!
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 146
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Meryl Lee and Joe King
Al Qaeda Much Older Than Previously Thought
Historians have found secret documents which clearly show that the gunpowder plot was actually the work of Al Qaeda leader Guy Fawkes who was the great-great-grandfather of Osama bin Laden.
Boris Johnson: Keeping People Employed
Boris Johnson is to be congratulated for keeping the emergency services well employed after being rescued from a zip wire over the Thames to launch poppy appeal.
Man Discovers Way of Making Fortune Out Of Electricity Company
A man took up the offer of £10 discount on his bill for every new customer he referred to them. In just days he has managed to accrue 600 new customers meaning the electric supplier owe him £6,000.
Man Discovers Way of Making Fortune Out Of Electricity Company
A man took up the offer of £10 discount on his bill for every new customer he referred to them. In just days he has managed to accrue 600 new customers meaning the electric supplier owe him £6,000.
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 145
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Olive A. Sutton
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Art S. Passion
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 149
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Sheila B. Cummin
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 150
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Tobias A. Pigg
Mistaken Report
InSeine News wrongly reported that the UK government will be banning the import of ash trays. The Forestry Commission have pointed out that it should read ASH TREES .
Real or Simulated World Test
Scientists announced today that they have devised a test which can tell you if you are living in a real or a simulated world. 100% of politicians have failed which proves their test is correct!
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 151
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I.M. Knott.
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