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Man Says HR Department has "No Sense of Humor"
"All I did was suggest that we 'get a co-ed hot tub for the company cafeteria.' It was a joke," said Arthur Deadbolt, 46, who must attend sensitivity training at Cog Inc.
Justice Roberts 'Acting Like a Democrat,' Doctors Say
Supreme Court Justice was "ashen and foaming at the mouth" following fall from idiopathic seizure, doctors reported...
Leeds United 1, Cornwall School for Blind 3
LEEDS (HNN) -- Leeds United wrapped up its exhibition season yesterday with a 3-1 loss to the Cornwall School for the Blind. "They saw the ball better than we did," said manager Dennis Wise.
Bergman "Never Got to Finish Harry Potter Book"
The daughter of Swedish film director Ingmar Bergman, who died this weekend at age 89, said the famed director had only gotten "about halfway through" the final book of the Harry Potter series. "He'll never know how it ends," she said.
Man Watching at Home Wins 'Jeopardy' for 3,658th Straight Time
Arthur Fanbelt, 58, of Norwalk, Ohio, estimates his unachieved lifetime winnings at $17.8 million.
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