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Joe the Plumber Wins Wet Butt Crack Contest

Hoping to provide entertainment for both sexes, a South Beach bar hosted wet t-shirt and wet butt crack contests last Friday night, where celebrity "Joe the Plumber" won the "crack" event hands down.

written by P.M. Wortham, 17 October 2008

Joe's Crab Shack Founder Gets Sex Change

Owner Joe Sandpants, announced the completion of his sex change operation today. Now known as Josephine, she would like her supporters to know that "Eat at Joe's" now carries two meanings.

written by P.M. Wortham, 14 October 2008

Fresh DNA Ties Clinton Back to Monica Lewinsky

After years of denial, a soiled pair of Lewinsky's panties did indeed show that former President Clinton left a deposit in Lewinsky's safety deposit box. No apparent penalty for early withdrawal.

written by P.M. Wortham, 14 October 2008

Mattell Sells Off Two Brands to Trojan Company

As the Trojan Condom Company expands into new markets, it will release 2 new product offerings based on brands purchased from Mattell. Coming Soon: "Rock'em Sock'em Rubbers" and "View Master 3D Porn"

written by P.M. Wortham, 14 October 2008

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