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The Man Responsible For The Website Coding...
that remembers your postal/zip code when looking at store flyers online has been sacked.
Girl Who Survived Airbus Crash Into Indian Ocean Says...
throughout the ordeal, the Airbus inflight entertainment system never failed and she didn't realize the plane had crashed.
President of Chinese Petri Dish Manufacturer...
admits his product help give birth to Michael Jackson's children.
"Branket! I am youl Fathel." Xioa Ping Dong was heard shouting.
Staten Island Ferry crash injures 9
Several waterlogged survivors adrift in the Hudson River were picked up by a passing US Airways Airbus A320.
Michael Jackson's 50 concert dates....
to be replaced by seances with Uri Geller.
Christopher Walken Would Like To....
do a reprise of his raccoon dance at Michael Jackson's memorial but no one has invited him yet.
Michael Jackson To Start New Clothing Line With Gianni Versace...
but they're having trouble sourcing fabrics.
Michael Jackson Cause Of Death - De-Furred
According To United Nations Reports, Denmark ranks 1st...
as the happiest country in the world while Canada ranks 1st as the primary source of Ecstasy.
Steve Jobs' New Liver Having Problems...
It continues to spontaneously reboot and needs constant updates.
Viva la Vida: The Number Of Artists Who Believe Coldplay ...
has stolen their music has now risen to: 14,387
Robin Hibbard Pregnant...
and apparently the father is someone who doesn't know who she is either.
Hilary Clinton Has Cracked Her 'Funny Bone'...
in response to the continuing feud over David Letterman's misplaced sense of humor. While Ms. Clinton's elbow will be operated on next week, it is believed Letterman's infliction is terminal.
In an effort to cap the spread of urban decay...
president Obama has announced that he will nuke the following U.S. cities on the weekend: Canton, Youngstown, Dayton, Cleveland; Flint, Detroit, Scranton, Springfield, Buffalo, Charleston.
After Vice President Joe Biden Expresses Concerns...
about the results of the election in Iran, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei order an investigation into the outcome, which is suprising because no one in the west ever listens to Vice President Joe Biden.
Half of Israelis open to bombing Iran...
as long as the other half take the credit.
Queen Celebrates Her Birthday and World Elder Abuse Day All In One Go...
Aft'r stuffin' 'er face with birt'day cake, Queen El'zbet kicked 'er 'usband down t' stairs at palace whereupon 'e landed on a Duke from Estonia like.
Man With The World's Largest Penis Fails....
...to get a rise out of TheSpoof.com staff; although they admit he's a persistent pecker.
Yoko Ono and Olivia Harrison to Unite for New Reality TV Show...
...to be presented on Fox Network - 'Pimp My Dead Husband'
Hot Curry Sparks Fire Alarm Aboard Air India Flight
On Jun 12th 2009, Air India flight 191, from Mumbai to Frankfurt returned to Mumbai after a cargo fire alert was triggered and fire suppression system was released. It's true. Google it.
99% of Spoof.com Viewers Have No Idea
how to operate the controls underneath the 'Breaking News Snippets' box. Ratings suffer.
Justine Ezarik to star in new Fox Network show, 'American Breasts Wanted'.
Washington reopens Holocaust Museum
while New York begins to gas 2000 Canadian Geese.
Natalie Cole kidney came from deceased Finn
"I don't mind walking around with some Scandinavian's body part, except this kidney will probably expire in six months."
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