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Silence Deafening as Incensed J-Man Shuns Apologetic Duncan Whitehead
Irregular TheSpoof.com contributor Jalapenoman recently left home for a life on the road, refusing an apology from co-worker Duncan Whitehead (who callously insulted two of his peers in a fictional story).
Harrison Ford at Center of Cyborg Sex Scandal
The actor's wife filed for divorce after discovering he was involved in a Cyborg ménage a trois that began during the filming of Blade Runner. Mr. Ford's publicist, meanwhile, denies the allegation.
Mookey Downs Weds Kym Sowooden
Mr. Downs, who won Oscar for his role as "Oak Tree" in the 1973 hit Chop 'Er Down! recently married longtime friendgirl Kym Sowooden in a lavish & private ceremony attended by a dozen stuffed animals.
Guantanamo 'Holiday Inn Express' Revamps Image
(Guantanamo Bay Navy Base, Cuba) Staff at infamous 'Camp 7' put finishing touches on sign:"Welcome Platinum Club al-Qaeda Members". Defense lawyers turn down complimentary continental breakfast.
Coroner: Ledger Took Enough Prescription Meds to Kill a Fat Man
New York - A medical examiner's report concludes that actor Heath Ledger died from a potent mix of medication that "would kill the likes of John Belushi, Chris Farley and Rush Limbaugh together".
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