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Silence Deafening as Incensed J-Man Shuns Apologetic Duncan Whitehead

Irregular contributor Jalapenoman recently left home for a life on the road, refusing an apology from co-worker Duncan Whitehead (who callously insulted two of his peers in a fictional story).

written by SpaceElevator, 18 October 2008

Harrison Ford at Center of Cyborg Sex Scandal

The actor's wife filed for divorce after discovering he was involved in a Cyborg ménage a trois that began during the filming of Blade Runner. Mr. Ford's publicist, meanwhile, denies the allegation.

written by SpaceElevator, 19 August 2008

Mookey Downs Weds Kym Sowooden

Mr. Downs, who won Oscar for his role as "Oak Tree" in the 1973 hit Chop 'Er Down! recently married longtime friendgirl Kym Sowooden in a lavish & private ceremony attended by a dozen stuffed animals.

written by SpaceElevator, 19 August 2008

Guantanamo 'Holiday Inn Express' Revamps Image

(Guantanamo Bay Navy Base, Cuba) Staff at infamous 'Camp 7' put finishing touches on sign:"Welcome Platinum Club al-Qaeda Members". Defense lawyers turn down complimentary continental breakfast.

written by SpaceElevator, 09 February 2008

Coroner: Ledger Took Enough Prescription Meds to Kill a Fat Man

New York - A medical examiner's report concludes that actor Heath Ledger died from a potent mix of medication that "would kill the likes of John Belushi, Chris Farley and Rush Limbaugh together".

written by SpaceElevator, 07 February 2008

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